Chapter11: Shiouri
Akatsuki's base…
''Meow good morning sleepy head it's time-" I slammed the top of the alarm clock "I'd rather have the love song alarm than this one" I said rubbing my eyes, deciding to go to bed I was trying to bury my head deeper into the pillow, man my pillow is really hard? My pillow wasn't this hard? It was fluffy and soft then I heard a chuckle sound. Pillow doesn't make sounds? And it started moving, why is it moving? So I got little curious about the pillow so I opened my eyes and looked behind me and it was what I just thought it would be, me sleeping on Itachi's shirtless chest!
"I-Itachi…" I said blinking at him. He blinks back.
"I'm hungry" Itachi stated while looking at me.
"Oh good for you and why do I care?"
"Because I want you to make it for me"
"But I can't! I'm-
"I want it now" Itachi argued "make it for Kisame too"
"Why Kisame? He doesn't even say 'thank you' when I make him something" I argued back.
"Kisame is our partner" Itachi reminded me.
"Why doesn't he go catch some fishes he is a half 'shark' you now" I teased.
"Remember that you signed the contract to become our cook"
"What contract?" then I remembered "oh… that contract" I felt hopeless.
Then I started a stare contest probably he would let me go back to sleep somehow, "I like you, Itachi" I announced out loud not breaking the eye contact with. He blinked dose this mean I win? Nope.
"Perfect" Itachi said before he leaned down to me and kissed me. He kissed me! Then he stared staring at me, smirking. Waiting for my reply.
"Well it won't be a problem if I make Kisame some too"
"Good. I'm going to take a shower and I want my food ready by then" Itachi said as he entered the bathroom not waiting for my reply.
"Well that means I suppose to find the kitchen by myself"
After several minutes I found the kitchen I got lost, however I did had fun checking everyone's room thinking it would be the kitchen, the room next to Itachi's was Deidara's room it looked like an explosion happened in there, he won't be getting another room. Kakuzu's room was nice it had a big wallpaper on which had a 100 dollar on it, I'll give it 10\10. Next room was Hidan's it was normal but he was crazy he was mumbling 'lord janshin' under his breath then I burst out laughing I covered my mouth with my hands quickly not wanting him waking him up, and closed his door behind me, Tobi and Zetsu rooms were plain just like Itachi's, Sasori's room was next and the scariest of all! You know some scary movies has people hanging on the wall but instead of people he had puppets poison dribbling out of the puppets bodies, Sasori was awake so he gave me the direction to the kitchen.
"If you're going to make food make me some too, I'm starving" he asked.
"Sure" I responded.
I decided to make pancakes because it's simple to make I was too lazy to make anything else, I don't even know why I agreed to the stupid contract probably is that I made food for myself and they were glaring at it licking their lips at the same time so I agreed…but they still bother me by coming in the kitchen; not helping me and ever time I move to the left or the right their has to be someone in my way!
When I was making the pancake's Deidra comes in and watches me for a bit.
"Shiouri, can I have some pancakes?" Deidara asked kindly.
"Since you asked kindly" I said handing him a plate with two pancakes on it I found the syrup and gave it to him.
"I'm thirsty" Deidara told wanting me to get him water.
"Its non concern if you're thirsty"
Then Hidan, Kakuzu, Tobi and Sasori came in.
Suddenly Tobi started bagging on the table. "Tobi likes Pancakes! Tobi wants it now!"
"Tobi can shut up before I slap him silly" I told him harshly.
"Tobi doesn't like that"
"Where's my pancake?" Sasori asked then I gave him his plate of pancakes so did gave the other three.
"The kitchen is crowded as ever" Konan said as she put her secret jam on her toast.
"What's that?" I asked her pointing to the jar she had in her hand.
"Oh this... this is my secret jam I can't tell anyone how I made it"
"Who what's to know" Pain muttered.
"Master Pain! How did you-? When did you-?" I looked at the plate in front of him, the pancake was bitten "Why did you-"
"Are you saying that I'm not supposed to be here?"
"N-no not at all he-he" I lied. The pancake that he was eating was for Itachi! I'm in a middle of a big mess right now.
"Where are mine?" Itachi asked looking at everyone's plates filled with pancakes.
"Um, about that... you see since you weren't here I gave them away. D-don't get mad I have something special to give you"
I said quickly then I remembered Konan's Toast and her secret jam.
"Here" I said snatching Konan's toast away from her.
"Hey Shiouri! I made that myself."
Then everyone suddenly ran out of the kitchen with their plates except me, Konan and Itachi.
"Well I'll be going... I forgot that I had to do something "I lied and rat out of the kitchen. Good I'm safe.
Konan's jam is not something you want to add to you toast or add it to something else, if you eat it...ugh... you can't anything for a whole day.
I went to the market with Tobi who could transport and bought some cupcakes and other stuffs I left it at the kitchen counter.
Then I went back in the kitchen thirty minutes seeing that Hidan and Deidra were arguing.
"This cupcake belongs to me jerk" Hidan shouted at him.
"No, the cupcake belongs to whoever takes it first and that is me" Deidara argued
"The god damn cupcake belongs to the owner which is me" Kisame joined the argument.
"I could always buy more by the way each cupcake is five yen." I announced.
"NO!" shouted Kakuzu "that would waste too much money!"
"Then who gets the cupcake? You have to choose" Deidara said handing me the cupcake.
"I bought you a necklace a week ago" Deidara said.
"I'm on your team" Kisame said.
"You like my abs" Hidan offered." And I'm your future husband"
"So can I have the cupcake now" Deidra asked.
"Nope"
"Why not" he whinnied
"Because..." I said pointing to Tobi "Tobi already ate it"
"Tobi loves cupcakes"
"Why the hell did you give to him" they shouted.
"Because he asked for it" I answered. "Pay up if you want a cupcake"
Then Pein came in with a box in his hand filled with cupcakes "each cupcake is only fifty cents" he announced.
"Zip it" I hissed "you're messing my plan!"
"What plan" Kakuzu asked.
"Steeling their money for things I need" I muttered.
"Check your pockets people! I think she jacked our money" Deidara told them. They quickly checked their wallet if it was still their.
"How much did you give Shiouri to buy the cupcakes?" Pein asked.
"Five yen"
"She robed your ass" Pein told them.
"But why?" Kisame glared at me.
"Your fault you ate my fish"
"I bought that fish"
"No, I saw you in my room looking nervous" I explained "then I saw that the fish tank was empty"
"I didn't eat it I bought myself one" Kisame answered honestly.
"Then where you in my roo-
"You mean our room" Itachi interrupted, smirking.
"Hush… Kisame go on" I shouted.
Kisame started crying "I saw that the fish was already dead so I told Zetsu to eat it"
Then everybody did the 'huh' sound when they heard that.
"You had a fish and I never knew" Itachi questioned.
"Because it was suppose to be a secret"
"And what was the secret" Itachi asked curiously.
"That I used your money instead of mine to buy my third fish and other stuffs"
"How did you get the money" Itachi asked after few minutes.
"Simple, it wasn't hard to find. I found a hole behind the closet and there it was your wallet"
"What part of the plan was easy?"
"Not telling you part and spending your money part, I suppose" I narrowed my eyes at Zetsu's.
"he offered me a free fish" Zetsu responded my glare.
"Jeez…" I whipered in a loud voice "I'm leaving" then I noticed that Kakuzu was following me and I asked him what he wanted.
"Not much. But tell me how you got the money so easily?" Kakuzu sounding like he really wanted to know.
"It's quite simple, Itachi never noticed me stealing his money so I put fake cash in his wallet so that I could use more of his money" I told him.
"Nice plan, but it won't work any more" Kakuzu said smirking.
"That's why I won't use any more of Itachi's money but yours" I said evilly.
"You won't get near my money because I have a password" Kakuzu laughed.
"Your password is password" I teased. "It's better for you to change it right now"
"Your right" Kakuzu mumbled under his breath.
"I didn't even notice her do it" Itachi muttered to himself.
Several minutes later:
Deidara was sitting alone in the kitchen thinking about his eaten cupcake and to get back for it. He thought really hard and got something that will frighten everybody.
"Shiouri-san, everyone, I have a great under my sleeves" he started laughing evilly "Mwahahaha *cough, cough* evil laughing hurts my throat…"