Chapter 10 – Perfect Plans

EPOV

"Camping?!" I groaned. Don't get me wrong I love camping and hiking and all that sort of stuff. But it would be harder to run from Bella while camping.

Carlisle continued with the family meeting. "Yes, we haven't been in a while and you've been away so this is the best way for everyone to spend some time together." I smiled at him. It would be fun.

"Now everyone pack up and get ready. We'll be leaving around…" He looked at his watch to check the current time. "Four. That will give us enough time to get to our spot and set up before dark."

Esme stood up and turned back to us half way out the room. "Oh and don't forget to invite everyone dears."

Invite everyone? I looked at Alice who laughed at my expression. Jasper and Rosalie are coming. Duh!" She said while bouncing. "Okay everyone since it's only like one we should all hurry and pack. That way we can use the time to hang out. Okay?" Everyone nodded, not wanting to cross Alice.

"Good. Everyone be back here by…two!" I smiled and went up to my room. I threw in my swim trunks and tee shirts. Along with my IPod and a couple of other items. Well that was easy.

I was half way down the stairs when the doorbell rang. I answered it. It was Jasper and Rosalie or the annoying nickname 'the twins.'

"Hey guys, is it two already?" I asked looking for a clock.

"No not yet. More like one forty something. But with Alice it doesn't hurt to be early." I laughed. He knew my sister well…they were dating.

We sat in the living room and waited for everyone else to finish up. I found out that Rosalie was dating Emmett for almost two months and that Bella…and Emmett arrived about a week after I left.

At exactly two Alice came down. "Where is Emmett?" She looked at Rose who just shrugged. "EMMMETT!" They all called, causing me to go deaf for a minute. Wow they were loud.

He came down the stairs and laughed. "I like to be fashionably late." He said in a high pitched girly voice as he flipped the non existent long hair.

I laughed. I knew I would like Emmett. The girls just glared at him and they all sat in a circle. Emmett on my left, Alice on my right, Rosalie next to her and Bella next to Rose. Jasper was next to Emmett.

"Okay everyone let's play some games. TRUTH OR DARE!" She shouted. Bella groaned and Rose had a mischievous grin forming.

"Sure, okay Alice you can go first." Alice nodded at Rose and took and took a soda bottle out to be more random.

It went around a couple times before landing on Emmett. "Emmett truth or…"

Emmett screamed before she could finish. "DARE!" She smiled.

"Emmett I dare you to not kiss Rose the entire trip!" I laughed. I barely knew Emmett but I know how much he likes PDA. I mean every time I see him his face is glued to Rose's.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" He cried out dramatically as he 'fainted' with a thud!

Emmett sat back up and spun the bottle. It spun around and landed on Bella. "Bells, someone has to pay and I'm sorry it's you. Truth or dare?!" I looked at Bella and she looked smug.

"Truth Emmett. After that someone would be crazy to pick dare." He smiled at her. But more like a; shouldn't have don that smile.

Rosalie leaned over across the circle and whispered something in his ear and his smile got bigger.

"My dear little sister." He said in mock politeness. "How do you feel about little Eddie boy over there." I grimaced at the nickname but I didn't want to hear her tell everyone she hated me.

She blushed red and stuttered. "I uh… I... Um… like him." She whispered the last part but I knew 'like' could be used in many ways.

He nodded and threw the bottle at Bella which she missed. But it landed in her lap, she then spun it. It landed on Jasper,of course he picked dare, and she smiled. "I dare you to put on a skirt and serenade…Mike!" I laughed out loud. This would be HILARIOUS!

Jasper groaned as he rolled his eyes. But he went. He came down in a pink mini-skirt and that was it. Everyone was in hysterias but managed to stop when he left the house.

We followed him outside and down the street to Newton's house. Jasper threw a couple pebbles at the window and Mike opened it. That's when it got bad.

Jasper turned on the radio and began his dare. I snickered as the song Venus by Frankie Avalon.

Hey, Venus
Oh, Venus
Venus, if you will
Please send a little girl for me to thrill
A girl who wants my kisses and my arms
A girl with all the charms of you
Venus, make her fair
A lovely girl with sunlight in her hair
And take the brightest stars up in the skies
And place them in her eyes for me
Venus, goddess of love that you are
Surely the things I ask
Can't be too great a task
Venus, if you do
I promise that I always will be true
I'll give her all the love I have to give
As long as we both shall live
Venus, goddess of love that you are
Surely the things I ask
Can't be too great a task
Venus if you do
I promise that I always will be true
I'll give her all the love I have to give
As long as we both shall live
Hey, Venus
Oh, Venus
Make my wish come true

I was laughing through the whole song. But I was discreet. Rose had a video camera and Mike just looked petrified. We all laughed as Jasper threw a pebble at his head claiming he was done.

We were in hysterics when we got back to the house. Everyone was in different places now but whatever.

Jasper spun the bottle and it landed on Alice he smiled. "Truth or dare sweetie?" He asked with love. I was slightly jealous…No, not of Jasper but of both of them. For being able to be with the one they love and show it.

"Dare!" She shrieked as he leaned in to whisper something. She nodded and at first I thought it was something sick and perverted but it wasn't.

She launched herself at Rose and got the tape of Jasper then Alice shredded it. I laughed at the dare.

Rose didn't seem too happy to lose her blackmail though. Alice turned the bottle next landing on me. "Truth or dare?" She asked.

"Dare." I replied in a bored voice. Bella groaned as Alice and Rose laughed. "I dare you to kiss Bella…And so what you were going to do doesn't happen, it has to be on the lips!"

How did she know I was going to kiss her hand? I was somewhat panicky now as I looked at Bella.

I shrugged my shoulders as we both leaned in. Our faces were about five inches when someone rang the doorbell. We both jumped up. "I'll get it." We both screamed at the same time.

I and Bella both ran towards the door. Bella stumbling a couple times. Everyone was behind us wondering who it was at the door.

An officer stood at the door not looking pleased. "I got some reports from the Newton's about their son being hassled by a guy in a skirt. Any of you guys know where I could find him?"

I had to use my all to keep from laughing. "No sir, we were just all packing for a camping trip. But I'd try Tyler down the street. He's always playing pranks." He nodded before waving us off and leaving.

As soon as the door shut we all burst. "THE COPS!" Emmett said while laughing. "HE CALLED THE COPS!" Everyone just kept laughing.

We all laughed until Carlisle came out. "Time to leave." He called. He must be used to laughing like idiots since Emmett's here I guess.

We all shoved into a van we had especially for camping trips. We used it a lot on long road trips, which we usually did in the summer.

As we took off Rose looked into the back with me, Alice, and Bella. "Don't you two start think we forgot about that kiss." She said with a smirk. I groaned eternally, this was going to make ignoring hard.

Everyone stayed awake the whole ride down there, singing and laughing. We played a couple games of eye spy. Until Emmett ruined it by getting perverted on us. We were slowly approaching the place where we always used to camp.

It was a nice camping place with picnic tables and such. There was a spring just beyond the trees and it was nice to be back.

We all got out of the car and started unpacking and then Alice stood in front telling everybody what tent was theirs.

APOV

Nobody suspected a thing. Well except for the people I told, being everyone but Edward and Bella.

I mean I hated camping but I just knew it would be perfect. Bella and Edward will share a tent and he can hear her sleep talk! She's always saying how much she likes him, in her sleep I mean.

Not to mention they still have that kiss. YAY! Everything is going to be perfect! Edward can't run away and neither can Bella.

I don't care if we have to lock them in a tent for the whole trip. They will admit how they feel about each other.

And maybe I can help just a bit with that.