Disclaimer: How much money do you think you'd make if you owned Ouran High School Host Club? 'Cause I'd love to be rich, but so far, I don't own it so I guess I'm stuck being poor.

Warning: Um. I wonder if I should change the rating to an M after this? If you don't know what I'm saying, I'm saying this chapter is very sexual and is clearly about the twins having sex.

"Please, Kaoru…"

Why was Hikaru begging when Kaoru felt like begging? He was the one on his back, not feeling like Hikaru was going hard enough or fast enough or there was enough contact, but damn, he couldn't stop moaning long enough to say anything.

"Kaoru…!"

They could never be quiet during sex. Other people made it sound easy, cover your mouth or bite your lip, but it was not that simple. Hikaru could easily ply that hand away from his mouth or one thrust could just make Kaoru's mouth fly open with an erotic scream.

Hikaru was just naturally loud. Everything about him was loud. His laughs, his words, his personality, his breathing, everything. Of course there would be no way he could be quiet during sex. Still…

"Kaoru!" Hikaru shouts as Kaoru comes close to screaming because Hikaru just grazed that one spot. "Ah, fuck, Kaoru!"

After they first had sex, the entire household had heard. Both were just grateful their parents were not home. But after that first time, they had half the staff quit. It wasn't as if they could be blamed. They had been told to keep anything they knew to themselves and went on their way. The ones who stayed kept quiet and never talked about the things they heard.

It was possibly the closest thing Hikaru and Kaoru could feel grateful for when it came to the help.

"Hikaru!"

Now he's shouting and Kaoru wonders why he's loud. He isn't very loud himself. He can act loud, act like his brother and have nobody notice he'd rather say nothing at all. So why he can never be quiet during sex is a mystery to him. Though it's one he doesn't want to solve and have disappear because every time he makes a sound, it turns Hikaru on and makes him become a lot more harsher with his thrusts and damn, Kaoru loves hard more than soft when it comes to his twin.

With each thrust, a high-pitched moan comes from Kaoru that sounds perfect with Hikaru's moans. The sounds mesh, echoing the room, as Hikaru pounds and Kaoru moves with him, trying to feel as much as he can.

This time, Hikaru comes long before Kaoru does. His shout is long and ear-piercing. Kaoru wonders if he's going to have a headache briefly before Hikaru's hand is on him, set on bringing him to completion before he's just too tired to care any longer. Luckily, it does and Kaoru screams out something--what the hell did he scream?--as he reaches that peak and flops back.

Minutes later, Hikaru looks to him with a scowl on his face.

"My throat is really sore."

Notes: How did I do? I wasn't sure how to write smut without you know, writing something that was smut when I don't host smut on my account. Am I making sense? No? Yes? No, I am not.