(AN Hello TimeLordMaster108 here with a brand new chapter, this chapter reveals some intaresting twists and has some intaresting connections to Love Thy Trophy otherwise known as, THAT SERIOUSlY OVERATED PEACE OF CRAP EPISODE THAT DESERVES TO BURN IN HELL ALONG WITH MOST OF SEASON 2, cough, cough anyway I've calmed down now but yeah let's just say that a one off character from Love Thy Trophy is getting her comupance, anyway enjoy, oh and Warning this Chapter contains a disturbing nightmare sequance with one scene that may unintentionally offend some Fans who may also be fans of The Land Before Time And All Dogs Go To Heaven
Stewie was still trapped in the Closet after five hours mainly because his captor hadn't returned yet.
"How long does it take to get some food?" Stewie remarked. "Seriously it shouldn't take five bloody hours to buy food, I really need to pee, maybe I'll go in here and she'll have to sleep in a room that smells like Urine, Ha."
Meanwhile Helen was staggering back to the Caravan completley drunk while also carrying bags of food, an employee then walked up to her with a piece of paper.
"What do you want?" Helen asked in a slurred voice.
"We want to know if you've seen this boy?" The woman asked as she handed the crazed woman the paper.
Helen squinted her eyes and saw that it was a Missing Child Poster featuring a picture of Stewie.
"No I ain't seen him." Helen lied. "It's not like I abducted him or have him in my Caravan, now get out of my face before I introduce my fist to your face."
"Ok thank you very much." The woman replied as she walked away with a suspicious face.
Helen ripped the poster into peaces and wobbled towards her Caravan and unlocked the door, she then vomited as the smell of urine reached her.
"WHAT THE HELL?" Helen yelled in confusion.
The drunken woman staggered through to the bedroom pushed the bed away from the Closet door and opened it, her eyes widened in horror as she saw Stewie doing his buisness with a cocky grin.
"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?" Helen shrieked.
"I'm a baby." Stewie replied with pure cockiness. "I can't control my bladder because I'm not Potty trained yet."
Helen pulled Stewie up by the scruff of the neck and put him on the bed, she then changed his Nappy and cleaned him up before putting the fresh one on and after this spanked him.
"You do not piss on the carpet." She seethed. "Bad baby bad, you're going straight to bed for a time out young man until you can learn to behave."
The nutcase then threw Stewie into the bedroom next to hers and shoved a chair against the door.
"Now go to sleep." Helen slurred. "I don't want to here a peep out of you till morning."
Helen then locked the door and switched off the lights and slumped onto her own bed before instantly falling asleep without changing her clothes.
The young infant closed his eyes and imediatly fell asleep, Stewie suddenly started shifting uncomfortably and then it started to rain from the celling, the genius baby awoke with a fright as he saw the room flooding with a huge volume of water which threw Stewie outside and onto a small life raft which was being hurled about in the stormy sea.
"What the deuce!" Stewie exclaimed in horror.
Stewie looked around and could see nothing but pitch black sky and inky black water which was occasionally lit up by bolts of lightning, suddenly a huge crocodile that had Helen's hair came out of the water and charged towards Stewie, the young infant paddled away as fast as he could as the croc nearly snapped him up.
Suddenly a giant wave rose up and engulfed Stewie sending him under.
"Help, somebody please." The young infant cried out in a terrified voice.
The talking baby's eyes widened in horror as the water turned bright pink and bright pink sea foam formed around Stewie, it then rose up out of the water to form a giant pink octopus that was wearing Meg's hat and glasses and was holding Stewie tightly in one of its tentacles.
The young infant tried to break free but it was no use, the giant sea creature continued to swim over to a dock area and dived onto it transforming back into sea foam and hurtling Stewie into the town, the young infant looked around and saw that he was in a post apocalyptic looking Quahog complete with zombified versions of various residents wandering around.
The young baby's ears perked up as he heard loud footfalls, Stewie turned around and his eyes widened in horror as Sharptooth charged towards him, the baby genius ran as fast as his feet would carry him, suddenly a human hand pulled Stewie into the Mall.
The young infant turned around and found himself face to face with Ducky and Anne Marie.
"Ducky from The Land Before Time and Anne Marie from All Dogs Go To Heaven." Stewie cried out in delight. "Oh my god I love the films your in, can I have your autograph."
"B-b-be quiet weird looking human." Ducky whimpered in a shaky voice. "Y-y-you might get h-his attention."
Stewie suddenly noticed that the pair looked incredibly frightened, and there were cuts and bruises covering their entire bodies, Anne Marie's hair looked very messy and she was sporting a black eye and a broken nose.
Suddenly a giant Sarauphalis that looked like Ducky's dad but had Carface's face crashed through the wall and loomed over the pair, the young infant ran away just as the monster bent his head back and breathed a jet of white hot fire.
Stewie ran into the Toy Store as he heard Ducky and Anne Marie's screams, Stewie wandered about the Toy Store and was horrofied when a large Pac-Man machine with a demonic electrical face stomped after him, Stewie attempted to get away but was imediatly swallowed by the creature and found himself in the Pac-Man maze with a demonic version of the theme tune playing
The young infant was then startled when a demonic looking Pac-Man started chasing him and gobbled him up, he then fell down through a black void and found himself running through a dark forest with large trees that had demonic red eyes, suddenly a large wolf that resembled Brian started chasing him.
Stewie then ran into a dead looking corn field and saw a Scarecrow poll with a Scarecrow behind it, Stewie breathed a sigh of relief and hoped it was either The Scarecrow from The Wizard Of Oz or Worzel Gummidge, or Spud.
"Oh thank god, help me Scarecrow or Worzel or Spud." Stewie cried out.
Suddenly the Scarecrow turned around and revealed himself to be Dafthead with blood red eyes and blood dripping from his mouth.
"Oh no I won't." Dafthead said in a slow demonic voice while holding up Worzel's head which was dripping with blood.
Stewie ran into a nearby cave and found two large green skinned trolls sitting on the floor, one of the creatures had Peter's hair and glasses and the other had Chris's hair and hat, one Troll raised his club and banged it against the wall causing hundreds of Bats with Quagmire's head to fly out.
"Greegity, Greegity." The bats cried out as they began to suck the blood from the pair.
The trolls laughed hysterically as they turned red and dissolved into pools of blood with a loud popping sound, one of the clubs fell onto Stewie causing him to multiply into tiny clones, Stewie then ran out of the cave in terror as he To was chased by the bats who came together to form a giant vulture who devoured all the Stewie clones in one foul swoop.
The real Stewie grew back to normal size but didn't see the cliff in front of him, The young infant once again fell through a black void and fell face first into his cot.
Stewie looked around and was releived to find himself back in his own bedroom.
"Oh thank god it was all just a horrible nightmare." Stewie sighed in relief. "I wasn't abducted by a crazy Fat Woman who wannted to keep me as her child."
Lois then walked in and picked Stewie up, she then cuddled him and sat in the rocking chair with him.
"Aww did you have a bad dream Sweetie?" Lois asked in a soothing voice. "Don't worry mummy will get you back to sleep with a nice lullaby."
The redhead began to rock Stewie back and forth while singing rock a bye baby, however Stewie began to think that somthing was wrong, What Lois had just said seemed too Brady Bunch like for her, Stewie also noticed that Rupert was missing and that Lois's voice was getting much slower and sinister.
"Oh god I'm still having that nightmare aren't I." Stewie cried out in horror.
Suddenly Lois transformed into a hideous hag version of her former self and laughed like a wicked Witch, The young infant found himself hanging over a cauldron with a raging fire and billowing smoke coming from it, the cauldron also had a Jack O Lantern face.
The baby genius noticed that he was surrounded by demonic looking versions of his stuffed animals as well as Zombified versions of all of Quahog's residents.
"So we gonna cook this little brat." The cauldron said in Helen's voice.
"Why would you do this?" Stewie asked in a terrified voice.
"Because you belong with Helen. "The hag version of Lois stated. "I never loved you, you were always trying to kill me so bye bye."
Everyone then laughed as the rope was cut and Stewie was sent plummeting into the fire below.
The young infant bolted upwards and gasped in terror, Stewie looked around and groaned as he found himself in the Caravan spare room, he then ran over to a box full of toys and threw out several objects including a Dalek, a Klingon, a Dementor and a Milenium Falcon, the baby genius finnaly pulled out the Tenth Doctor's second Sonic Screwdriver and aimed it at the door.
Stewie then activated the device and the Sonic made it's signature buzzing noise while the end lit up with a blue light, however nothing happened and the door remained locked.
"Damnit." Stewie cursed. "This thing really has no effect on wood."
Meanwhile Lois along with the Police and Dave had returned to the Griffins house to rest up for the night before continuing their search in the morning, Lois was soon shocked to learn that Dave and Peter knew each other.
"I can't beleave your husband is this fat, blundering, slob oaf." Dave cried out in horror as he pointed at Peter.
"Hay don't call my husband fat." Lois cried out in annoyance. "Besides how do you know him anyway?"
"Well when I was younger I dated this nice young woman named Sandra, but then when we were out on a nice meal, some big fat idiot with glasses and a giant Chicken flew through the window and crushed her."
"Peter." Lois snapped. "How could you do somthing so stupid?"
"I don't know Lois I just don't think somtimes." Peter replied in a dumbfounded voice.
"Ok let's forget about that for now." Lois cried out in a panicky voice. "We need to go to Texas now, my baby could be in danger if he's been taken by a psycho."
"Calm down." Dave reassured. "We'll catch Helen and get your son back I promise, the Police have agreed that they'll help catch Helen too."
"We need to stop her before she gets to Texas." An Officer imformed.
"But what if it's to late?" Lois asked in a mortified tone. "What if she's already up there with him."
"Then we'll go to Texas, find her, arrest her and give you your son back." Another Officer declared. "Don't worry Mrs Griffin we'll get your son back we promise."
Later on the Police left and Dave was given the spare room.
The next morning Stewie was sat on Helen's lap as she was trying to feed him cold spinach which he resisted.
"Come on." Helen demanded. "Open your mouth and eat the spinach you rotten little shitbag."
"How about you eat it instead." Stewie suggested.
The talking baby then threw the Spinach in the crazed woman's face causing the contents to slide down her ugly face, Helen growled furiously as she breathed heavily for a minute before unleashing a loud and furious roar
"You are a very naughty boy." Helen snarled. "Maybe I'll tie you in a sack and dump you in a river."
"But then I'd drown and you wouldn't have what you wannted you stupid, ugly, stinking, Worzel Gummidge dress sensed bitch." Stewie retorted before sticking his toung. "Ohh I'm so scared, I'd love to see you try."
"I mean it you stupid baby." Helen Hollared. "You used to be such a nice boy Oscar but ever since you're Death was faked those evil Griffins have corrupted you and tried to keep you as their own because that stupid redhead was so desperate to have kids that she abducted you."
"Oh great now you've totally lost it." Stewie stated while facepalming. "Let me geuss I look a bit like your son so you've gone to the bullcrap conclusion that I'm your son and that Lois faked his death, get over yourself lady."
Helen picked up the remaining Spinach and tried to feed it to Stewie.
"EAT THE GODAMN SPINACH." She roared when Stewie refused to eat.
"Whoa you have the loudest voice in America, my ears are ringing." Stewie replied sarcastically. "You need to learn some manners you big stupid Smeghead."
Helen growled aggressively, grabbed the young infant by the arm and spanked Stewie again.
"That's for wasting your Spinach you Twonk." She replied.
"Well I didn't ask for it anyway." Stewie retorted. "You just got it out of the Pantry and tried to force feed me it."
Unbeknows to either of them a couple that was walking by had heard that camotion and were peering through the window shocked at Helen's behaviour.
"That woman needs to learn how to control her temper." The man said. "That's no way to treat a child, but you know that kid looks kind of familiar."
The woman nodded in agreement, when they got a full view of Stewie they gasped in horror.
"Good grief." The woman cried out "it's Stewie Griffin."
The couple then ran off to report their findings.
Meanwhile back at the house Lois was sitting on the couch and talking to Dave.
"Why did your wife take Stewie?" Lois asked in a hurt voice. "Why my baby?"
"She was planning to snatch a Child for months." Dave explained. "I tried talking her out of it, telling her it was against the law to take someone else's kid but she wouldn't listen, she can't even look after a kid properly even if she adopted one."
"What has she been doing to my baby?" Lois demanded. "Has she been hurting him?"
"Well she locked him in the closet several times and hit him." Dave explained in a nervous voice. "Seriously Helen dosn't deserve to have children and she shouldn't be going around and taking other people's kids."
"I am going to kill that bitch." Lois seethed. "Tell me has she- has she touched him in any way?"
"Well yeah." Dave replied in an oblivious voice.
Lois screamed in rage and pinned Dave to the wall.
"YOUR WIFE'S SICK IN THE HEAD I'M GOING TO TEAR HER LIMB FROM LIMB." Lois shrieked as she began sobbing.
"What no not in that way." Dave cried out. "I thought you just meant touching in general like grabbing."
"Why the hell would you think I meant that." Lois growled in anger. "I meant the sick disgusting kind that only a depraved low life would dare do."
"Oh god no." Dave replied in horror. "Helen maybe many things but she would never resort to that kind of filth."
Suddenly a Police Officer walked in and was dragging a familiar looking woman along by the arm.
"Mrs Griffin we found this woman skulking around outside and saying that she needed to speak with you." The Officer stated.
Lois was shocked to see that the woman was Sandy Belford the Child Service Woman who took Stewie away from her and acted like a complete jerk.
"You." Lois cried out in disgust. "What do you want?"
Mrs Griffin you do me a disservice I want to help you." Sandy remarked. "I have information about where Stewie is."
Lois imediatly grabbed Sandy be her shirt collar and pinned her to the wall.
"Alright you have fifteen seconds start talking or I'll knock the living daylights out of you." Lois threatened.
"Ok, ok." Sandy began in a nervous voice before gulping. "I'm not really a member of Child Services I faked being a member just so I could get Stewie."
"Why?" Lois demanded in a dangerous manner as she swung a Frying Pan at Sandy's face.
"Because I was friends with Helen." Sandy explained. "She was convinced that your son was her dead son Oscar and that you abducted him just to keep as your own, Oscar died in a car accident that was caused by your husband drink driving."
Lois gasped in Horror remembering that event all to well, the car the couple had driven was sent into a nearby river and their baby was carried out to sea, Lois had been a few days away from giving birth to Stewie but she had never thought that Helen and Dave had been the same couple, she then looked at Dave with sympathy
"Poor Dave was heavily injured in his nether regions." Sandy continued. "Which caused him to be infertile, after that Helen lost it and started putting on loads of weight, she and Dave lost their jobs and ended up living in a tiny flat, and then Helen got me to pose as a Child Service agent and get two of my friends to disquise themselves as Police Officers."
"And I'll take it those Foster Parents were friends of yours to." Lois stated as she once again swung her Frying Pan. "We knew that they'd already abducted a bunch of kids by planting drugs in their homes, and we're going to assume that Helen was going to pick Stewie up thenext day."
"Oh god that hurt." Sandy groaned as she rubbed her face. "But yeah you're right."
"It's a good thing we got Stewie back then." Meg growled with bearly concealed venom. "Using Stewie like that was one of the biggest mistakes I've ever made and now I feel more awful knowing I nearly led him into a death trap."
Meg took the Frying Pan from Lois and struck Sandy with it.
"That's for calling mum a horrible parent." Meg snarled as she struck again. "That's for emotionally abusing Stewie, and this is for setting two random men on Mum who could've done god knows what to her."
After Meg swung one more time a Police Officer ran through.
"Mrs Griffin we've just recieved a call from a Trailer Park three miles outside of town." The Officer stated in an excited voice. "Apparently Helen's been sighted staying in one of the Trailers with your Son."
(AN We'll that was Chapter 11, The idea of the Foster Parents deliberately kidnapping those kids comes from NarwhalPuppy so big round of applause for that spectacular idea, and even though I've got the climax planned out if you have any ideas for things that should be in the Climax don't be afraid to suggest, also I deeply apologise if the scene in the Nightmare with Ducky and Anne Marie offended anyone I wasn't trying to offend anyone or make a sick joke abou well you know, but I apologise for anyone offended regardless. and remember to Read and Review