Hello lovely readers! Sorry for the long wait until my next update. A wonderful reviewer so helpfully reminded me to update and made me realize how long it had been since my last update.

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I don't own OHSHC or it's characters.

Rescues and Pranks

The wall of water washed them over the top of the trees much to their shock. They clung tightly to each other as the water spun them round and round. Finally they were half thrown half dropped onto the ground.

Naomi let go of Hunny and rolled so that she could throw up the water she had swallowed. She heard Hunny doing to the exact same thing only a few meters away. Her breath came in short pants and after one last spasm of the stomach to expel the pool water she stood and helped up a equally shaken Hunny.

"Well that sucked." She finally said.

"I agree. When I find whoever set that stupid totem pole up as some sort of control I will kill him." He muttered, his usually cutesy voice long gone.

Naomi looked out over the forest and groaned. "Great. We almost drowned, got thrown into a fake jungle filled with very real animals, have no clue how to get back and we have to try to find out way to people in our bathing suits."

Then the sky rumbled and a sudden rain storm started. That's when Naomi lost it.

"You gotta be freaking kidding me! God, when I get back Kyoya is going to pay." She vented.

"There's a large thicket of greenery over there that's keeping the ground beneath mostly dry." Hunny pointed out.

The two of them made their way over and climbed under.

"Hey Hunny, your lips are turning blue. Your going to freeze to death all the way over there. Come here." Naomi ordered.

Hunny blinked at her but obeyed and moved over to right next to her. She smiled and wrapped her arms around his shoulders.

"What are you doing?" Hunny asked.

"I'm keeping us warm until this stupid rain thing ends. If you'd rather not though.."

"No it's fine." He said with a smile.

They waited out the little impromptu rainstorm and then started trecking through the mini jungle. Naomi followed Hunny who out of the two of them seemed to have the better sense of direction.

They walked for what felt like ages, Naomi felt like she was going to fall over she was so exhausted. They walk was silent until they heard what sounded like shouting in the distance. Hunny furrowed his brows and sped up the pace, causing Naomi to stumble as she tried to keep up. Her feet were cut in several places and starting to bleed since they didn't have a path to walk on.

Just as Naomi was going to ask for a break in the walking they heard voices up ahead that were yelling. The two of them exchanged looks and Hunny climbed a tree to see what was going on. His face darkened and before Naomi could say a word he grabbed a vine and did a Tarzan style swing into what she could now see was a clearing filled with men in black armour like clothes.

Hunny cleared the men in front of him like bowling pins and in less than a couple of minutes he had also incapacitated all the others revealing Mori holding Haruhi on the other side of the clearing.

Somehow Hunny's feet weren't cut and bleeding so he bounced around quite happily. Naomi limped into the clearing and sat down on a rock, examining her feet with a sigh. She heard the host club yelling and laughing as they talked but chose to ignore them in favour of trying to pick as much gravel and other foreign things out of her feet.

Suddenly a shadow stood over her. She started and jabbed a cut with her nail, causing her to hiss in pain and bring involuntary tears to her eyes. She glared up at the person and saw Kyoya bending over her. Between her exhaustion, her residual adrenalin rush and her sore everything she lost it.

"You!" She shouted, stabbing him in the chest with her finger.

"Me?!" He repeated, taken aback by the anger in her voice.

"Yes you! You used us as Guinea pigs and I almost drowned! I was so scared that the wave might have sent some of the patio furniture flying around and knocked one of you guys out! When I can walk again I am going to kill you for putting us through this!"

Kyoya blinked. "Are you done?"

Naomi's eyes nearly bugged out and she pulled in a massive breath. Before she could say anything she was scooped up by Kyoya and carried as he walked back to the group.

"What are you doing?!" Naomi sputtered.

"I'm carrying you so that you don't sustain further damage to your feet. Your feet with the way they are now should heal properly in the next week or so and you'll be fine. If the cuts get any deeper through you could be looking at double the healing time. So I'm carrying you. Do you have a problem with that?"

"...no. But you'll be carrying me for a while. I can see the top of the slide from here and it's pretty far out."

Kyoya shrugged. "That's fine. Your rather light, I'm actually kind of surprised."

Naomi glared at him. "Jerk. Whatever, at least your shoulders comfortable." She muttered as she leaned her head against his shoulders and closed her eyes. Naomi was cold from the rain and he was nice and warm. Between the rocking motion and her current headrest she was really comfortable, she could definitely get used to this.

Naomi leaned against her chair across from Kyoya and sighed. Club was over and Naomi was bored. Suddenly her phone lit up from a text.

"So what's this Death Note manga thing about?"

It was Kaoru.

She looked over at her brother to see Hikaru and Tamaki pouring over pictures of Haruhi in middle school and Kaoru looked bored.

"Don't you usually look at pictures of Haruhi with the others?"

"Already seen them before. Are you gonna answer my question or not?"

Naomi rolled her eyes.

"It's about a brilliant high school student who's determined to follow in his fathers footsteps into the NPA. One day he comes across a black notebook and discovers that it has the power to kill whoever's name is written in it. He then uses it to kill people who he thinks don't deserve to live like criminals and such."

Silence. She looked over at Kaoru after a moment to see what was taking him so long. He was staring at her with slightly wide eyes. Moments later her phone lit up again.

"Kyoya's black notebook."

Naomi blinked several times. Thought about her death note explanation. And then promptly burst into laughter. All eyes turned to her as she nearly doubled over she was laughing so hard. Her phone lit up again and she looked down.

"I'm serious! You just described Kyoya to a tee! I wouldn't be surprised if that was a death note."

She laughed again. Glancing over at her brother she suddenly had a evil thought come to mind.

"Ok. Well in the manga death notes were accompanied by Shinigami. So if I touch the notebook and see a Shinigami then you can feel free to freak out."

He shot her a look. She grinned and sent him a picture of Ryuk the Shinigami and he yelped, startled by it's appearance. He looked over and nodded once. Barely holding in her laughter she reached over and touched to cover of the notebook.

Now was the fun part. As soon as she touched the cover she looked up to the space above Kyoya's head and let out a strangled scream, throwing herself backwards and onto the floor. Kaoru made a pathetic squeaky noise and stared at her in horror.

The look on his face was to much and she burst into laughter. She was practically rolling on the floor she was laughing so hard. By now the entire club had turned to face her and Kaoru looked ready to murder her.

"YOU-!" Kaoru sputtered, face red.

Naomi pulled herself to her feet and dropped into her chair. Kyoya stared at her like she had a few screws loose and Naomi controlled her giggles long enough to explain.

"Your notebook..." She tried before giggling again.

He stared at her.

"Death note..." She tried again.

Still nothing.

"Kaoru thought your notebook was a death note!" She finally got out.

Silence. Then Kyoya's face went from black to amused.

"And the screaming?"

"I tricked him into thinking for a moment that I saw a Shinigami. I knew that his shock wouldn't last long but the look on his face..." She trailed off into laughter again.

Kyoya chuckled and Naomi finally got her laughter under control. She watched as Kyoya turned to face Kaoru and the other two who were sitting with him.

"Kaoru, I don't need a death note. If I want someone dead that bad I have my own police force to take care of it for me." He stated before turning back to his screen. No one but her so the twitch of his lips.

The room was silent as a tomb as the club members absorbed his words.

"Waaa mommy is scary!" Tamaki wailed and glommed Hikaru and Kaoru who looked equally as spooked. Naomi rolled her eyes and sent a text to Kyoya.

"You are SO bad."

Kyoya grinned.

"It was funny though. Good trick by the way."

So what do you think? Reviews are welcome! Flames shall be laughed at, posted for others to laugh at, and ignored as I continue the story.