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Diary

Tayn Teyno,

Today I have successfully stolen something from every member of the party. Yuna's sleeve thingy (I went for just one, taking both would have been cruel. Now she can still wrap the other one around her if she gets cold), Tidus' necklace (really, he should be grateful I took that thing away from him!), Wakka's Blitzball (not the one for battle, that would be stupid, his 'lucky ball' keychain, of course), Lulu's hair ornaments (yep, I went there. No one has actually seen Lulu with her hair down before. Guess we'll be the first) and Kimahri's special Gagazet jerky (which I think is disgusting, by the way. I don't even wanna know which animal had to croak for that stuff). They have yet to discover they've been robbed, but tomorrow morning is gonna be waaaay funny.

And yes, I do realise there's someone missing on this list…

Yes, that someone!

It sucks, but I just can't seem to do it! He always knows! And he gets this look – this awfully creepy/dangerous/super-hot look – which clearly says 'I dare you to try' in a very threatening way. I usually have to stop right there, since the way he stares at me makes my knees go all mushy (which makes fleeing the scene quite hard). I decided early that I would just go for the Gil, nice and simple, in his pocket. It should've been easy, but it just can't be done! He always knows

I even tried the 'Latch-and-snatch' approach (you know, pretend to be scared, latch on to any part of the target's body, take the cash and get outta there. P.S. this only works on males, since they tend to have a soft spot for a girl pressing her body against them… remember that awesome profit I made from the Thunder Plains?) But I have to say, I blew that one with Target LG, too. You see, the moment my arms went around him, I forgot why I was doing it. The only thing I could think of was the fact I was so close to him I could hear his heart thumping in his rock hard chest and smell his musky man-scent, which sent me into a heavenly coma within seconds. And he didn't even throw me off of him – which I had expected – but pulled me closer instead. I couldn't even think about taking his Gil then, let alone do it. So I screwed that one up. Damn him and his stupid gorgeousness.

Hear me, I will get that Gil!

Wish me luck

Tayn Teyno,

Okay, so I didn't get the Gil. Target LG is even more cunning than I had anticipated. You see, he's the Guardian Leader, sort of, so he gets to say what everybody has to do. And now he's paired me with himself during night watches. So he can 'keep an eye on me'. And he only has one eye, so I am the one that has to look out for the fiends. Which is hard to do with someone as gorgeous as Target LG watching you all the time. Makes you kinda self-conscious and nervous and giggly and, well, unfocused. Actually, I already get unfocused from just being in his presence, him looking at me all the time just makes it more obvious.

Anyway, he's totally distracting me from the main objective, which would be taking his Gil! I tried it a couple of times again today, but it just never goes the way I plan it. He always knows. It's that simple. And when I want to make a move to get it, he just looks at me in this way that makes me want to reach into his pocket for entirely different reasons.

Wait, did I just write that? I did. Bad Rikku! Bad thoughts! Shoo!

Anyway, back to the Gil-problem.

This one time I got as far as his pocket without melting under his gaze! I know, perfect opportunity, right? Well, not! He grabbed my hand so quickly I almost missed it myself (if it wasn't for the iron grip that squashed my fingers), glowering at me from above his collar-thingy. And I couldn't help but notice he was amused, too. The nerve! He was totally mocking me with his stupid drop-dead gorgeous smirk. Dammit. This means war.

And I will not be defeated! I will get that Gil, even if it's the last thing I do! And it probably will be. But I will get that Gil!

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Ps. Waking up today was super fun. Everyone was searching for their stuff, and I convinced them it was a Cactuar gone bad, and they believed me! Everyone split up to find the creature, and I successfully dragged out the pilgrimage for a day! Yay me!

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Ps.2 Lulu has spare hair-thingies. I don't think we'll ever know how long her hair really is…

Tayn Teyno,

You won't believe what happened today! I kissed Target LG! And he kissed back! Seriously! I'm not making this up! I know it seems that way, but I really didn't! We kissed! This was the best day of my life, no exceptions.

You see, I was plotting my next move for getting the Gil… and apparently I was doing so out loud. Not one of my greater moments, I know, but the end-result was perfect. He interrupted my thoughts with a cough and a raised eyebrow, asking me in a low voice – the one that makes me shiver all over – if I really wanted to have his Gil, or rather something else. I leaned in closer, whispering I did want something else.

I made the most perfect moment ever, whispering 'you' against his lips right before kissing him (it's a pity I'm not very experienced with kissing, it was just a short one on the lips… but he deepened it immediately, so I guess it was okay). And damn, he's the bestest kisser ever. I used to think that tongue-thingy would be disgusting, but now that I've done I actually done it I can't wait to do it again.

We sat there under the stars, kissing for the greatest eternity ever, and my lips are still swollen. I just can't believe how happy I am.

Though really, now that I'm sitting here writing this, I start to doubt.

Wait, what if he thinks he shouldn't have done it? What if he regrets it? What if he was just toying with me (I've seen my share of soap operas!)? What if…! No, wait, I can't do this to me. I know what I'll do, I'll just go talk to him right now. Clear this up. Really, I am! Right now!

Cred.

Okay, now

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Okay, I'm back. Clearing things up didn't go exactly as I had planned… so, uhm, I went to him to ask him what he thought about me. He sorta started kissing me again before I could finish. What can I say, perfect answer. Now he's watching me as I write this. Hey, now he's walking towards me with that look on his face… and now he's kissing my nec

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Okay, I'm back! Sorry about that, I dropped you… well, sorry, Target LG comes first. Duh.

Tayn Teyno,

I did it! I stole Target LG's Gil! Ha, take that! Now I can finally write his name, since he's not a target anymore.

Auron. Auron. Auron. Auron. Auron, Auron. Auron. Auron, Auron. Auron.

Okay, now that that's out of my system, I can go back to reporting the greatest theft of my life. We were making out like teenagers during guard-duty (hey, I am a teenager, I'm allowed), and suddenly his hand went under my shirt (his hands should be illegal, there's no way something approved of by Yevon could be that wonderful), which I took as an invitation to do the same (I've been dreaming about doing that for ages). And there it was. The Gil. I took it and hid it in my tent when it was Lulu and Wakka's turn to look out for fiends. He didn't even notice it it's gone.

Ps. I can not begin to describe how awesome it is to kiss the most gorgeous guy on the planet. I think that describes it.

Ps.2 I'm going to give back the Gil now. I just wanna see the look on his face when he sees I pulled it of.

Ps.3 Auron. Auron. Auron. Auron

Hope you liked it!

Sorry updating is taking so long! School started again this week, and my Latin/math/history/English/Dutch/economics teachers all think it's funny to start the loads of homework right away.

For those of you who want the new chapter for 'Auron, my warrior', please have patience... I will update this week... Hopefully.

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