Chapter 12
When Mandy walked into the main hall she was greated with "Mandy your okay," from Karen.
"Yep. Not dead yet. Don't look so glum Hill."
"Shut up Black."
"Request Denied."
"Stupid Bitch."
"Bitch yes. Stupid no, you fill that one."
"You think you are soo funny."
"Just between you and me. I am."
"At least my father ain't on the run."
"At least my father ain't a deatheater."
"Your mamma…"
"Whoa… Your mamma jokes, huh."
"Oh No." Both Shelly and Kat who were just ignoring the fight suddenly looked up and jumped up knocking their goblets to the floor. "Oh no. Oh no."
"What?" Both Fred and George asked.
"After a while at fighting she gets really nasty. Comes faster when people insult our parents." Shelly informed.
"Her warning signs are when she does the mamma insults." Kat added.
Meanwhile:
"Your mamma's soo fat she stepped on her dogs tail and had to name it beaver. Your mamma's soo fat she has 35 postcodes for her butt alone. Your mamma's so fat she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck. Your mamma's so fat when the cops see her on the street the yell "Hey you guys break it up." Your mamma's so fat she makes Godzilla look like an action figure. Your mamma's so bald I can see what she's thinking. Your mamma's so dirty she has to creep up on her bathwater."
"MANDY!!!" Shelly and Kat screamed.
"WHAT?"
"Calm down."
"Okay." She started to breath deep and walk away then got an evil grin on her face. "Just one more thing. Cover me." She started to giggle and conjured up an ass which started talking.
"Hello. Just one question. Do you have a mint, Berocca maybe?" All those who lived with muggles laughed and explained what Berocca was to those who didn't know. "ARSEHOLE, LIVACO."
"MISS BLACK."
"Professor Jones. What a pleasant surprise to see you." Mandy looked up to see a strict lady in pink robes. She had her reddy-brown hair piled on top of her head.
"Cut the crap. You are here to represent our school. We gave you a second thought…"
Dumbledore who was listening from the other side of the room turned to professor Winds and whispered, "Is that true."
"No, of course not. Truth be told Miss Black and her friends are some of smartest to come."
"Really. How so."
"They all get 100% in every test apart from Amanda in History of Magic."
"Why's that."
"No idea. Though I think it may have something to do with a certain Professor Jones."
"Oh."
Meanwhile:
"… You are a disgrace to St. Martha's," continued Professor Jones.
"As if you're only saying all this 'cause you hate my guts. What makes it better for you is that it is in front of the whole of Hogwarts school population." Mandy could actually see the colour of Jones's face changing.
"I will not be spoken to like that."
"Why not? Huh. Am I the first to get sick of the shit and total discrimination."
"You little…"
"You will not finish that sentence…" Jones was cut off by both Professor Winds and Brittany.
Brittany then said rather coolly. "If I hear, or hear of for that matter, you insulting either of my daughters you will be severely punished then fired. You got that." Jones nodded then left rather quickly.
"Mum… that was way cool."
"You rock ma'am," Kat said with enthusiasm.
"Your da bomb, mum," Shelly smiled.
"Thank-you girls." She walked up to both headmasters muttering something that sounded rather like "I can't believe that bitch."
"Okay dinner and then bed," Professor Dumbledore called.
"That ass thing was funny." Fred said once everyone was seated.
"Yeah your going to have to teach it to us," George added.
"I actually got it off a movie."
"OH MY GOD." Shelly suddenly said.
"What Shelly."
"Kat, Mandy. A lightning bolt just struck me."
"Ow. That musta hurt," Mandy replied as she ate a cherry. "You coulda ducked ya know."
"No I just got an idea. You want Danielle Hill out of the way right."
"Of course."
"If we added a few ingredients together she'd be on the thrown for weeks."
"Pardon," Lee asked.
"Major Laxative," all three girls said with an evil glare in their eye.
"That will teach the demonio." Mandy said.
"That sentence did not make sense," Fred stated.
"Oh sorry. Demonio is Welsh for Demon."
"Ohhhh." All three guys and Kat said. Shelly didn't look at all surprised.
"I didn't know you could speak another language." George said looking surprised.
"Oh yeah. We can speak a few. I, for instance, can speak English, Welsh, Gallic, German, Torris Strait Islander, Russian, Lithuanian, Chinese, Japanese, Fairish, Italian, Latin, Arabic and… oh yeah, Norwegian. Shelly can speak English, Gallic, Lithuanian, German, Torris Strait Islander, Italian, Latin, Swahili, Mermish, Hindi, Russian, Japanese, Chinese and Vietnamese and we can both write in fluent Greek, German and I can write in fluent Russian whereas Shelly can write in fluent Italian."
"I've known you for 11 years and you never told me that either of you spoke many other languages let alone…. 14 other languages."
"Kat… You never asked." Shelly replied.
"But I'm you best friend."
"Yes you are."
"Why didn't you tell me."
"It wasn't necessary."
"But…"
"Kat you can speak 7 as well so stop complaining." Shelly said nicely.
"In other words just shut up about that subject otay," Mandy said sweetly.
Kat gave a look of defeat. "Fine, but I still don't like not being told."
"Good for you," Shelly said sarcastically.
"I think someone's a bit pissed off. Duw." Mandy said under her breath to Shelly.
"Ye Draig." Shelly added.
"Yeah totally." Kat rolled her eyes.
"I do know what that means remember. Duh." She turned to the guys, "They called me a dragon. They also call Jones one."
"I think that's a bit insulting. We should stop." Both shelly and Kat turned to Mandy in horror. "I meant to Dragons. What did they do to be insulted so bad." Everyone laughed.
"That's true." Shelly replied between gasps of air from laughing so hard.
"So… What are we doing this afternoon." Lee asked once everyone had calmed down.
"Don't know about you but I'm goin' swimming. The lake looks mighty welcoming." Mandy said as she got up. "I'm going to change."
"Same." Both Kat and Shelly said in unison.
"You comin'." Shelly asked the guys.
"Okay." All three guys answered. The six students made their way up to the Gryffindor tower and up their separate stairs. Within 10 minutes they were walking down to the lake.