Kiwi
For once, Toshiro and Rangiku are not grocery shopping. They don't even appear. Miss Yoo-hoo said this had to include Yachiru not liking kiwis, someone singing about it, and then the same person singing about her liking oranges.
Characters: Yumichika Ayasegawa, Yachiru Kusajishi, and Izuru Kira
Ratings: K to K plus secondary to a drunk Kira
Yumichika was really minding his own business and enjoying a kiwi. It figured that the peace would not last. Yachiru had come to pester him about what he was eating, therefore it was only natural (and polite) that he offer her a slice. She took the slice, bit into it and made a face before spitting it out. Out of nowhere, a VERY drunk Kira appeared and sang (horribly off-key), "Yachiru doesn't like the kiwi! But she likes the oranges!" before he disappeared back to where he came from.