Me: GhostReader 1996 was the first reviewer and he decided.

Ghost: *Barges in* And I'm going to use Rico to blow up Justin Bieber!

Rico: YAY! *regurgitates so much dynamite it fills the room.*

Me: But, Sadly I couldn't get the real Justin Bieber here, so you'll have to just blow up all his merchandise.

Ghost: *Shrugs* Good enough for me. Let's go Rico!

Rico: Woohoo!

Me: Anyways, I do not own penguins of Madagascar or Kingdom Hearts.

Blowhole: No, she doesn't.

Me: Sorry for the EXTREMELY long time to update folks. Internet was down.

Kowalski: We still don't know what happened.

Rico's POV

My vision was pure red, filled with violence. Each scream invigorated me further. I loved violence, and the others knew that. But it was fun, watching things blowup in front of my eyes. That's why they call me the wild cannon. You never know what will happen when I'm let out of my cage. Lobsters? No problem.

Outside of Rico

"Mwahahahaha" A lobster flies trough the air. More follow suit with some black heartless mixed in.

Skipper's POV

This was for my men. They can't have a monster as their leader. At some point I would lose control, and they wouldn't be able to hold me back. Just like what happened to Manfredi and Johnson when they fell for that evil lady. They elected her leader, and what was left was two hearts, each ripped a tiny bit down the middle. Gives a whole meaning to "breaking their heart." The battle wasn't very interesting, just like every other we've fought against Blowhole. Except the heartless were new. But also was my new instincts and my very sharp claws. I saved Private a while ago, we had exchanged greetings before we were off back into the spree. Rico almost mistaken me for a bad heartless, but I held him off long enough to convince him otherwise. I soon went after Blowhole. He was watching the battle unfold before his eye with glea. An evil smirk plastered on his face. He rubbed his flippers together menacingly as he watched the carnage. I sneaked through the ground towards him. I jumped on his head as he let out a scream. He scrabbled at his face furiously while I bit at his nose.

"Get off you pesky heartless!" he shouted.

"I'm not pesky, and you don't control me." I taunted.

He growled and tried to throw me off his head, but I sunk my claws into him for a good hold.

"Give over the stupid machine Blowhole!" I cried out. Our battle soon became a wrestling match as we tumbled along the ground. Our arms were locked in a battle of wits, wills, and strength.

"Never!" He yelled back. He reached a flipper to a control panel, able to reach easily since he had gotten back on his segway. He pressed a blue button and multiple monsters, new and old, rised dramatically from the ground. They glanced around and jumped into the battle, or floated. I stared, if I had a mouth or beak it would be hanging open.

"That's not fair!" I complained.

"Villains don't play fair" the evil bottlenose replied.

I saw Private get knocked away as if he was a fly by an evil iPod. I growled subconciously. No one hurt Private. NO ONE!

I leapt onto Blowhole with a snarl, my eyes flashing a brilliant red. He cowered underneath me, his eyes squinted to shield the blow to come. I raised up a clawd hand, ready to plunge it into his chest, but stopped. Thoughts flashed through my head, jumbled and confusing, a whirling tornado. But all the images, of friends, and all those close-calls shouted out meaning. I slowly got off of him, looking him over.

"No. I will NOT stoop to your level." I declared.

A white light shone around me, blinding me from my surroundings. I felt tingley all over, it coursed through my veins, making me shudder. The tingle became a roar of sound and motion, as if a train was speeding by next to me. Then I felt bones moving and popping. Something pulled out of my nose/mouth area and my claws molded together as my arms widened and thinned. Suddenly, it stopped assoon as it started and I opened my eyes. I looked down. I was a penguin. A smile crept over my beak and I held my urge to jump and whoop in joy.

"No! My machine should have worked. It should have! You shouldn't be a penguin again!" Blowhole shouted like a whiney baby in the middle of a tantrum.

"Boys!" I shouted, it felt good to have a voice.

The others, including Mickey filed in behind me.

"Let's blow this popsicle stand. Rico!" I commanded.

Rico regurgitated a pile of lit TNT with an evil cackle. Mickey's face went from stoic to shocked, to horrified.

"Is this really necessary. It seems like overkill." He stuttered nervously with a sheepish grin plastered on his face.

"No, two piles of dynamite would be overkill, this just teaches Blowhole we mean business." I replied with a smirk.

I grabbed the top of a garbage can and motioned for them to jump on. They piled on with me at the top, and we skyrocketed out of there.

"Aim for the water in our habitat!" I shouted as we held our breath in space.

"Aye Aye" Kowalski saluted.

We angled the tin towards Central Park, heat and air force meeting us. We landed safely in the water of our habitat, giving high-fives all around.

"Mission accomplished boys." I congratulated.

"Wait, how is Mickey going to get back home?" Private asked in his British accent.

"That's easy!" Mickey replied.

He threw his Keyblade backwards, making me cringe as it headed for Alice in her office. It suddenly dissapeared in a flash of light, leaving us confused.

"How did that affect anything?" questioned Kowalski, staring at where the Keyblade dissapeared at.

"Wait for it." Mickey replied holding up a finger.

A floating skateboard-like object came flying in, stopping next to Mickey. It was engraved with weird symbold and signs, and it carried what I assumed was armor. Mickey put the armor on and gave us a wave as he got on it and rocketed into the sky.

"So." I said.

"That happened." Kowalski replied.

"Classified." grunted Rico.

We nodded our heads and went into our HQ.

Me: I hope you enjoyed the story but the fun isn't over yet!

Everyone: It's not?

Me: Yep! I'll be posting bloopers and deleted scenes of this epic... thing.

Julian: NO! NOT THAT SCENE! *shakes and screams into my face.*

Me:*calmly while brushing off invisible dirt.* Yes, that scene.

*Julian starts sobbing on the ground while pounding it with his fists.*

xRichtofenx: O...K?

Me: It has to do with the creeper.

Ghost Reader1996: *cringes*

mutated-ducks-rule: SsSsSsSsSsSsS

Ghost Reader1996: *jumps 10 feet in the air.* Don't do that!

Me: Everybody settle down. First reviewer gets a giant cake and a private meeting with their favorite character! *tell me who that character is.*

Blowhole: Obviously me!

Everybody: *snort* Really?

*Blowhole rolls into an emo corner and starts poking some mushrooms with a stick.*

Me: ? See you in the bloopers! And also I will be starting the two new story crossovers, Penguins and Kingdoms today!