A/N: Hey everybody! Thanks for the awesome reviews! I'm gonna try to update a bunch these next couple days, I have a long weekend!

I haven't gotten around to Pming everybody who sent me ideas, so if you reviewed this last chapter, check here:

Sheeiur22: I know, wouldn't it be funny? I don't know if Rose would agree to it, though.

VampireCat: Pure genius! I might use that, I would have never thought of it on my own! Thanks!

Taylor n' Taylor: Thanks. You're too kind. :)

Tina101- Yeah, I know Esme's OOC. Let's just say Jasper's little trick unhinged her a bit. Lol

lakepup: that's awesome! It made me burst out laughing when I read it! I can totally picture that, Emmett being surrounded by gay guys. ( I have nothing against gay people! Honest! It's just Emmett is very straight.)

I Am Switzerland101- I'm getting there. Don't rush me. :)

gracethebestvampire: somehow, I can see Bella doing that. Thanks for the idea!

And sorry to anyone who was grieving about the books and CDs, I promise it'll be okay. Maybe there is a book and CD heaven, I don't know people! :)

Okay, so here this chapter goes. I am warning you right now, I'm gonna kinda make this up as I type along. If I didn't use your idea, please don't kill me. But if I do everything to Emmett, then nobody else gets pranked! Anyways, on with the chapter!

Disclaimer: Unfortunately, I don't own Twilight. Maybe I'll ask Santa for it for Christmas.

ESME POV:

I had decided what I would do, after much thinking. But this involves an inside joke, so I'll have to explain it to Bella so she'll get it.

You see, about 20 years ago Carlisle made a rule that we would not drink from any animals that were on the endangered species list. After much grumbling and complaining, the kids got in the habit of only drinking from certain animals.

We always joked that if grizzly bears went on the list, Emmett would die (figuratively, of course). They're his favorite and the only thing more precious to him is Rosalie and his Xbox. He would die for Rose, and he would probably die for his Xbox, too.

So I'm going to print a fake list of endangered species up with grizzly bears on it and give it to Emmett with Carlisle. Carlisle's the only one that Emmett's truly afraid of. Well, him and Bella.

I went to the computer and pulled up the list of endangered species. I copied and pasted it and added my little addition, then went to find Carlisle.

APOV

Phase 1: Find somebody to prank. I had just got done ruining Edward's CDs, so I wouldn't target him again. I decided on Rosalie. She needed to be brought back down to earth from her little make-believe world.

Phase 1: Complete.

Phase 2: Brainstorm prank ideas. Hmmm...how about starting off by ruining HER closet? Then the only girl's closets still intact would be Esme's and Bella's, and right now mine, even in it's ruined state, looks better than Bella's on its good day. And I love (okay, okay, fear) Esme too much to do anything to her closet.

So I went and did the exact same thing that somebody had did to my closet to Rosalie's. Then I went to find some of those charming home videos.

Phase 2: Complete.

Phase 3: I went and plugged in the video camera with an old home video in it to my computer. Then I got to work cutting Emmett's own words. ( I have no clue how you actually do this, so don't quote me on this one!) When I was all done I slipped downstairs and extremely luckily, saw Rose sitting on the couch looking into a mirror.

I picked up a magazine at random and bounced over to her.

"Hey, hey Rose! Do you want to see something cool? Look at this, isn't this awesome?" I babbled on as I flopped on the couch next to her. I opened up to a page and pointed at something I had no idea what it was, yakking all the time.

"Yeah, sure cool." Rose said as she sat there, "Now could you leave? I'm kinda busy here."

"Sure thing" I replied cheerfully and left the room, triumphant. I had Rose's cell phone in my pocket and this just might work.

Phase 3: Complete.

Phase 4: Finish what I had started. I switched around Rosalie's caller ids and ring tones, then crept back downstairs. I grabbed another random magazine and did my little routine again.

Rose told me to leave her alone again so I slipped her phone back in her pocket and ran back upstairs. I hid at the top of the stairs, where I could see her but she couldn't see me, and called her from my phone.

"I Hate Everything about You" started playing from the living room. I heard Rose mumble, "Hm. Emmett. Wonder what he wants." before she flipped it open.

As soon as she did, and I heard her voice come through my phone, I started the tape recorder. Emmett's voice said,

"Rose, it's me. Listen, I have to tell you something. There's this other girl, Kellie. She's just so hot, and I think I love her, Rose, I really do. So I just called to tell you it's over between us. I'm just not feeling any sparks. See ya around."

I turned off the tape recorder and closed my phone, satisfied I had done my job. I peeked around the wall and saw Rose sitting on the couch, still holding her phone in her hand. She was paler than usual and seemed to be completely frozen from shock.

I bounced down the stairs and flopped on the couch like nothing was wrong, that Rosalie always sat like that. I asked her, "What's wrong?" She replied, "I don't know...." as if she really hadn't heard me.

Phase 4: Complete.

RPOV

So I was sitting on the couch, admiring my beautiful face, when Alice came dancing down the stairs looking like one of those people on the Diet Pepsi Max commercial after they've drank the Pepsi.

I felt like I should start playing "What is Love" but I decided against it. Alice had a magazine in her hand and was babbling about something or another. She showed me something that I didn't even look at, I just told her to go away.

She ran off and I returned to gazing at my breath-taking self for a while. Then she came back down with a different magazine and started talking rapidly like before. Getting really annoyed, I told her to get lost again. She smirked and left.

I had just gotten settled again when my phone rang. It was Emmett. I flipped it open and he started talking right away about how he had met some hot girl named Kellie and there wasn't any spark between us anymore and how he was leaving.

He didn't even let me say anything. He just hung up. I sat there with the phone open, numb. This couldn't be happening. THIS COULDN'T BE HAPPENING. I was the hottest girl Emmett had ever met and I knew it.

What had gone wrong? My mind was in a haze when Alice came bouncing down the stairs and asked something. I don't even know what I said. I barely heard her.

A/N: Okay there you have it! I feel like I owe you guys an explanation. I am so sorry. This chapter was almost finished on my laptop when my charger shorted out. I had to use a different computer this last week and I didn't want to re-start this chapter because it was almost done.

So I just waited until I got a new charger and finished it right away. I also know that I said that Emmett would be pranked in this chapter, but the whole Alice/Rosalie thing really took over this chapter. Plus, I wanted to get this done so you would have something new to read.

Please bear with me, and I will try to update Wednesday or something. Keep the reviews coming! You guys are too kind!

P.S. I don't own any songs, the Diet Pepsi Max commercial, or anything else I talked about that's copyrighted. It's not mine. Tu comprende?