It's been half a year this time, gotta change things up, Josh and Drake return to San Diego, they live in the Premier there since their house was destroyed. Drake reads the newspaper.

"Josh, have you read this story?"

"What story?" Drake shows Josh the newspaper: "Wanted: Drake and Josh, Reason: Meth was illegal the whole time"

"Aw dude, what are we doing in broad daylight?" Josh whimpers, an old lady notices Josh

"Oh no" Josh says

"It's the Theater Thug!" the old lady shouts "Get him"

The two run off

"Where are we gonna hide?" Drake asks "Our house is trashed"

Dan Schneider's ghost appears in front of the two

"Rob Ford?" Drake asks the ghost

"No ya loon, it's me Dan Schneider, I died, remember?"

"Oh yeah" Josh says, he takes out a bottle and pours one out for the dead homie

"I know where you two can live" A white light shines over the TV screen, they are now Kenan and Kel from the hit Nickelodeon TV show Kenan and Kel buy now.

"What the fuck?" Josh says "Drake, you're black!"

"You're black too" Drake says back, a cop knocks on the door, Josh opens it

"You two are under arrest for being armed with skittles and 90's humor" The cop handcuffs them both, and they are sent to jail.

"Well that accomplished nothing" Drake says "We're just black now"

"Well at least there's complimentary orange soda here" The camera pans out to them in the cell, Seinfeld was a cool show, sorry that was so epically random. Back to what I was saying, the camera pans out to Dan Schneider watching them from a window.

"That's all fucks!"