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***IMPORTANT PLEASE READ***
Whether or not you are here for the Senran Kagura part of this fic, or the Naruto part, I need to spread word of this.
SONY IS FULL OF SHITHEADS!
I'm not sure if you are aware, but the game Senran Kagura Burst Re;Newal is coming out soon, but it has been struck with tragedy. Sony has decided that it needs to be censored, and as such, has removed the Intimacy mode in the character model viewer. For those who don't know, Intimacy mode is where you can interact with the girls by touching them. It's kind of like those animal games where you can pet the animals.
Why Sony has done this is beyond me, as Shinovi Versus, Estival Versus, and Peach Beach Splash, ALL had Intimacy mode. Meaning that the last three that they released, had the exact same thing they are now removing! WHY?! Even the Senran Kagura games for the Nintendo platforms weren't censored like this, and Nintendo was censor crazy in the past!
Not only has this resulted in the game being delayed, but it is bringing to light an even more serious problem.
What does this mean for the future?
Whether or not you are a fan of the Senran Kagura series itself, this problem will spread. In fact, it already has. A game by the name Omega Labyrinth Z was recently blocked from western release. I don't know the exact details of the game, but I believe it to be a dungeon crawler with fanservice, but not on the same level as Senran Kagura. To put this into perspective, the ESRB rated the game as M. Meaning that the standard for video game rating, found that it was okay for public release. And yet, Sony decided that it was too inappropriate. Even after a company spent all the time and effort to localize it! Meaning they did all that work for nothing, and Sony didn't even let them know ahead of time! What assholes!
Now I know, most of you probably see Senran Kagura as just being a fanservice game, despite the fun gameplay and surprisingly emotional story.
But what if this censor bullshit becomes a theme for Sony?
Soon, it won't just be SK games and other fanservice games suffering for it. What if Sony decides to move on from just censoring nudity, to censoring gore as well?
"If you don't stand up for the stuff you don't like, when they come for the stuff you do like, you've already lost."
This is not just about censoring adult themes, it's a matter of principle!
Even if you don't care for the Intimacy mode, you should still stand up for it. Why? Because this my friends, is how it starts. This is how a genre of games dies. If this continues, then there might come a day when Senran Kagura will no longer be available to anyone outside of Japan.
And that thought frightens me. Because Sony won't stop at just SK, they will spread their influence to other beloved Japanese game franchises.
This will be how it ends people. Not with a bang, but a whimper.
I hope you take this to heart and understand the magnitude of the problem.
Well, now that I got that off my chest, on to the story.
This chapter is solely comprised of several omakes that I wanted to fit in the previous chapters, but was too focused on the main story to do so. I would've added more omake to this chapter, but I wanted to get my previous message out.
As it is now, I'm not sure whether or not I'll just do strictly omake chapters in the future, or just put them at the ends of chapters. It depends on my work flow.
As for the omakes, some are shorter than others, some are actually canon to this fic and some aren't, and some are written by me and others by fans. I will leave details at the beginning of each one so you know.
Some omake might just be short scenes that I couldn't fit in to the main story or forgot to add, and some are just shorter versions of the previous chapter style that would feel weak on their own.
*** will mark the end of one omake and the beginning of another.
So without further ado, let's get started!
I hope you like, and be sure to review.
Disclaimer- I OWN NOTHING!
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This one is based on an idea pitched to me by THE-Twilight-BlazeKnight.
Remember, I take suggestions for omakes, as well as accept any that you send me that you write. If I put them in, I'll give you credit for them.
*Not Canon*
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Having been trained as a ninja since a young age, Homura had the lesson drilled into her mind that one of a ninjas greatest weaknesses was sleep. Not that she shouldn't sleep, but that she should be able to wake up and reach full alertness at a moments notice. Such a trait can make the difference between life and death when on a mission if you are attacked while indisposed. But for the first time in forever, she wanted nothing more than for the sun to be snuffed out so the light would go away and allow her a few more minutes of rest.
"Nnnghh... Too bright..."
As luck would have it, the alarm clock chose that exact moment to add to the girls misery. Its reward for doing its job was getting thrown across the room.
"Fuuuck..." groaned Homura as she started to properly wake. She felt unnaturally groggy and weak. "What the hell happened last night?"
Despite how hard she tried, the tanned girl was unable to recall what she had done that would result in her current state. Everything after lunch with Asuka and Honoka was blank. Letting out a yawn, Homura became aware of a heavy weight on her chest that hindered her breathing. Finally opening her eyes, she noticed the large bulge under the blanket that was draped over her.
"Hahh... Asuka really needs to buy herself a hug-pillow." the girl whined as she grabbed the blanket and lifted it up.
Only to have her eyes widen in shock at what she saw.
Asuka. NAKED.
What's more, she herself had not a stitch of clothing on either.
And to add to her problems, the still sleeping Asuka was sucking on one of her nipples.
Reflexively calling upon her ninja training, Homura managed to launch herself out of bed without disturbing her bedmate. Snapping her body to the wall, Homura's mind went straight into panic mode as several other things became apparent.
One; her loins were aching quite a bit.
Two; there was a faint smear of red on her inner thighs.
Three; there was an unmistakable scent in the air.
And as if to add to her panic, Asuka chose that moment to mumble in her sleep.
"Mmm... Taste so good Homura-chan~..."
Needless to say, said girl was able to sum up the situation quite eloquently.
"Oh shit..."
Rushing into the on-suite bathroom of their hotel room, Homura nearly ripped the sink handle off as she turned on the cold water. Taking a handful of the liquid, she splashed her face and vigorously rubbed.
"This is all just a dream. Just a crazy-ass dream. A crazy-ass, fucked-up, wet dream that is the result of not being able to masturbate for the past two weeks since Honoka joined us."
She continued to repeat this mantra with every splash of water to her face. Finally convinced that she wouldn't be waking up, she wiped the water from her eyes and looked at herself in the mirror... And let out a whimper at the sight of all the hickeys.
"Ohhh god..."
As her gaze towards the mirror hardened, she noticed something behind her reflection that was curled up in the tub. Turning around, Homura was greeted by the sight of a naked Honoka who was spooning with one of the hotels decorative potted plants.
"... This is all just a crazy-ass, fucked-up, drug-induced, wet dream... One that no amount of therapy can help resolve."
Suddenly feeling the pang of a headache, Homura brought her palm up to her forehead, only to feel something cool and hard stuck to her ring finger. Pulling her hand away, the girl paled when she saw it was a wedding band.
The following sound that Homura made was not so much a squeak, but more akin to the sound of cat getting strangled while playing the flute.
The sound of Asuka finally beginning to wake was enough to shake Homura from her trance, and the girl dashed back to the bedroom so she could try to do damage control.
"Nghh... Homura-chan?" Asuka asked groggily as she rubbed the sleep from her eyes.
"Asuka, listen; whatever you do, don't freak out."
Although in Homura's mind she thought she sounded calm, to Asuka, the girls voice was laden with fear and panic. It took only five seconds for Asuka's vision to clear, allowing her an unobstructed view of the naked Homura who was standing at the foot of the bed, trying (and failing) to look as composed as possible.
"If we just talk this out, I'm sure there will be no need to get the authorities involved."
Suffice it to say, Asuka reacted as expected.
***2
This is the official version of the previous omake. This was actually written by THE-Twilight-BlazeKnight, so all credit goes to them. All I did was fix spelling mistakes and the like.
*Not Canon*
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"Finally we made it to a harbor!" Homura happily proclaimed as they stepped out of their boat.
"You can say that again, I'm just glad we don't have to travel by sea anymore." Asuka follows up just as excitingly as her friend/rival, Honoka, and herself stepped out of the boat.
"Hey look!" yelled Homura getting the attention of her companions "It's a bar, let's go get some food and drinks."
"Aren't you two underage?" Honoka stated.
"What they don't know won't hurt them, right Asuka?"
"Yeah, besides," stated Asuka as she was scratching the side of her face with her finger "I've always wanted to try it out myself, and we got plenty of money from that facilities safe, so we can spend a little for ourselves."
"Alright, that settles it, lets go, time to get some meat and show off my crab routine!" Homura shouted as she took off to the bar with Asuka not far behind.
"Well, I guess I could use a drink after what happened back at the facility." said Honoka as she started to follow as well.
Next morning...
"Urgh… My head." groaned Homura as she was waking up naked with a hangover. "What the hell did we do last night?"
"I... ugh don't know." Asuka answered rather weakly as she too was waking up naked with a hangover "I can't...remember much."
"Same here... what do, ugh... you remember?"
"I... remember that we went to a bar and got some food and drinks... and I think there was a party too." said Asuka in a thinking pose.
"Yeah... I think I remember that too... Guess we went a little overboard huh?" Homura stated rather weakly while rubbing her head.
"Yeah... must have been a fun night... Too bad we can't remember it." answered Asuka with a small laugh as she rubbed her head.
"I hear that." answered Homura with her own laugh
"Wait, why are we naked?!" Asuka yelled as she realized her current state of dress.
"Whoa you're right!" and now Homura realized her state of dress as well.
"Well if it isn't our lovely new couple waking up from their first night together." stated Honoka with a small laugh, catching the attention of the two girls. "Can't believe you don't remember anything that happened last night."
The two girls stared at her for a moment having heard what she said, then looked at each other, silently asking if they heard that right and looked back at Honoka.
Asuka was the first to respond to that. "Um... Honoka, what are you talking about?"
She pointed at their hands "Your wedding rings."
Both girls looked down at their hands and realized that they did in fact have wedding rings on.
"WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!" Homura shouted in shock.
"WE GOT MARRIED, TO WHO?!" Asuka followed up on Homura's shout.
"To each other." answered Honoka with a smirk silencing the two girls. "You two all of a sudden were telling each other how you really feel bout one another, saying how much you love each other."
"WHAAAAAAT?!" both girls shouted together with red faces.
"And you both wanted to marry each other right then and there, lucky for you there was a minister at that bar who does same sex marriages, and for some reason you two already had wedding dresses with your transformation thing, really sexy ones at that, so you had your wedding at the bar and had me buy your wedding rings while you set things up. Heck, you even made me your maid of honor".
Both girls were frozen in silence as Honoka continued. "I was shocked at how serious you two were at marring each other, can't believe you don't remember it at all, OH BOY, YOU TWO WERE REALLY DRUNK LAST NIGHT!" Honoka yelled as she started laughing.
And after calming down she spoke up again. "Well that's basically what happened. Anyways I'm still a bit tired, so I'm going back to bed."
Leaving the two girls stunned for a moment, until finally they broke the silence they found themselves in the only way they can reasonably break out of.
"EEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHH?!"
Some time later...
We find both Asuka and Homura now fully clothed and sitting in silence still in shock from what they learned.
"ARRRWWW! HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?!" Homura yelled while pressing her hands on both sides of her head in anger.
"I don't know." Asuka responded with a depressing aura surrounding her.
"This is all your fault Asuka!" an angry Homura yelled pointing at Asuka.
"How is this my fault?! Going to the bar was your idea!" Asuka pointed back.
"And you didn't do anything to stop me, in fact, you were all for it!"
"Don't pin this on me Miss Crabbie !"
"What did you call me Miss Clumsy big tits?!"
"Hey, your tits are big too!"
"Not as big and fat as your useless tits you ditz!"
"At least I'm not a simple minded idiot with a lame sense of humor!"
That last comment made Homura snap "ASUKA YOU USELESS BIMBO, HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY JOKES YOU TIT FOR BRAINS, I'LL GRIND YOU TO PIECES!"
And Asuka also snapped. "I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR INSULTS HOMURA, NOW I'M GOING TO SMASH YOUR STUPID FACE!"
"SHINOBI TRANSFORMATION!"
Later...
We now find Honoka waking up after a much needed nap and she heads towards the washroom to splash her face for a much needed wake up call, all while passing a room with a large chunk of its walls destroyed and didn't even notice it.
"Aww, that's better~." she said as she took of her earplugs out. "Now, time to see how the love birds are doin- WHAT THE HELL?! What happened to the walls?!" now she notices.
'BOOM!'
"What the?" she jumps out of the inn only to see a horrifying sight; the entire town looks like it suffered through a war with lots of buildings sliced in half and set on fire, giant stone spikes sticking out of the ground, scorch marks everywhere, some houses have been smashed by giant boulders, and remnants of explosions everywhere.
"This place looks like a war zone... What could have caused this? Where are Asuka and Homura?"
'BOOM!'
She turned in the direction of the sound, only to see a massive fiery explosion followed by giant stone spikes emerging from the ground. The next thing she knows, a red and green blur are moving at such a high speed that she can't keep up with them and then the two blurs clash, causing a massive shockwave that destroyed everything in its blast radius.
An 80 meter blast radius.
Honoka couldn't believe what she just saw. Who could have cause such destruction and why?
After seeing the fighting dying down, Honoka finally built up the courage to go see who had done this and headed towards the place were the shockwave was caused, all while wondering what kind of monsters were strong enough to cause such destruction. They had to have been at least Kage level. All the while hoping that Asuka and Homura were ok. But as she made it to her destination, her eyes widened.
"ASUKA! HOMURA!"
Indeed, at the center of the crater were Asuka and Homura, and for some reason they were naked, and they were stroking each others faces.
But that's besides the point. When she saw them, she realized that they were the ones who caused all this chaos.
"THIS WAS ALL THEIR DOING!" OH, the amount of money it will take to rebuild this place, she can already feel her wallet being emptied. All 'cause of these two idiots overreacting to their marriage. Well, Honoka knew one thing for certain. "I AM GOING TO FUCKING MURDER THESE TWO!"
With Asuka and Homura...
"Homura-chan, I really do love your crab and craw-fish acts, they're really funny and when you do them, you always do them with a smile. I really love seeing you smile~." Asuka said with a blush.
"Really?! That makes me so happy Asuka! Being with you always brings a smile to my face. Every time I'm with you, my body gets hotter and hotter, I love it when we do these kinds of things together~." Homura happily said with her own blush.
"H-Homura-chan, I-I feel the same way, being with you always makes me feel hot inside~."
Out of nowhere, a pink aura surrounded the two girls and many pink hearts and flowers began floating around them. Honoka wasn't sure if she was seeing things, what with the pink aura is getting stronger as they got more intimate with each other. Was this some type of genjutsu? "Oh great, now both are blushing up a storm."
"R-Really, Asuka? Y-you... feel the same?"
"Y-Yes... um... Homura-chan... do y-you think... that this... m-marriage between us... could work?"
"Y-Yeah... it will definitely work, 'cause we can make anything possible when we're together."
"That makes me so happy."
"A-Asuka..."
"H-Homura-chan..."
*KISS*
WTF, is what Honoka is thinking after seeing everything unfold.
"Asuka... I l-love you."
"I l-love you too Homura-chan."
*KISS*
Only this time they are using their tongues in a really intimate way that would give men a nose bleed.
*cough* *cough*
Both girls stop their kiss to turn and see Honoka standing a few feet away from them.
"I hate to ruin your moment," the red-head said with a dead-pan look on her face as she glared at the two girls. "But what are you going to do about ALL THIS?!" she gestured to all the destruction. "YOU'RE LUCKY THAT NO ONE DIED IN THIS WHOLE MESS!"
Both Asuka and Homura could only sweat-drop at their handiwork as they finally realized what they did.
"AND PUT SOME DAMN CLOTHES ON!"
And they also finally realized that they were still naked.
One week later...
It took all the money they got from the facility to help get the town back on its feet, and they even helped with the construction itself. Well, mainly Asuka and Homura did. Honoka guilt tripped them to do most of the work.
"Not the kind of honeymoon I expected to have after my drunken marriage." said Homura with a monotone as she was wiping off some sweat with a wet towel.
"We can always have a proper honeymoon after we finish here. I heard that there is a town not far from here that's famous for their hot springs, we can go there." Asuka happily responded as she also wiped herself with a wet towel.
"Yeah, great idea Asuka! We can make some quick money with some mercenary work on the way so we can have a good time!" Homura happily proclaimed and Honoka decided to join in the conversation.
"That's a good idea and all... BUT DO YOU TWO HAVE TO WEAR SUCH REVEALING OUTFITS WHILE WORKING?!"
True to her words, both Asuka and Homura were only wearing a very small tank top and small bike shorts, black and white for Asuka and red and black for Homura, and they did very little to cover their beautiful figures.
"Oh, but these are so much easier to move in. Besides, they are so cute!" Asuka said as she did a little spin to make her point.
"Yeah, got to be easy to move in so we can get this done faster." Homura said as she showed off in hers as well.
'Do these two have no shame?' thought Honoka.
"Hey, why do I get the feeling that you're thinking something rude about us?" said Homura as she stared at Honoka with suspicion. Her eyes narrowed as Asuka was doing the same behind her.
"A-Anyways, lets just get this done so we can move on." Honoka desperately tried to change the subject.
In the corner of a building spying on them was a big busty beautiful girl enjoying her handiwork and everything that unfolded thereafter.
"Ara ara, this whole experiment was quite fun to watch~." she said this as she turned around and held some different colored vials while looking at them in amazement.
"It was well worth it to use my puppetry technique on that bar tender to spike their drinks with these Love Tonic and Honesty Tonic. Who knew they would try to marry each other on the spot? Makes me glad to have used my puppetry art on that minister as well, it feels like I was playing cupid for them, tee-hee~!" she said in glee.
"Though, I didn't expect for them to overreact to this extent. Who knew that those two got so much stronger since I last saw them. Though it was quite enjoyable to watch~."
"Is that right Haruka-chan?" came the eerily calm voice of Asuka from behind her. The tic mark on her forehead belying her true mood.
"Eeeek!" turning around, the now identified Haruka was greeted by the sight of a very pissed off Asuka and Homura.
"A-Asuka, H-Homura, what a pleasant surprise. It's g-good to see you both." Haruka makes an attempt to play innocent and ignorant.
"So, you were behind all this HARUKA!" yelled Homura as flames were erupting from the background, terrifying Haruka.
"Eeeek! P-please have mercy, I'm sorry!" Haruka pleaded, she still remembers what happened the last time she and Ryona pissed these two off in an attempt to make them into masochists and instead they turned into something more terrifying than a super sadist and took it out on them, and she did not want to go through that again.
"Mercy?" asked Asuka in a much too calm and gentle voice. "Do you have any FUCKING IDEA ON HOW MUCH TROUBLE YOU GOT US INTO?!" she yelled in a way that is very rare for her, with flames in the background making a terrified Honoka wonder if it was a genjutsu.
"I'm sorry! I didn't think things would have escalated so much!" Haruka spoke out with tear drops in her eyes.
"Hey Asuka, why don't we show Haruka here how much we've improved since we got married?" said the tan busty girl as she pulled out her shinobi scroll with a wicked smile.
"Yes, lets show her how good we are together." replied the short busty girl as she also pulled out her scroll with a very friendly/scary smile.
"Shinobi Transformation!"
Now both Asuka and Homura were clad in sexy skin tight dominatrix outfits, exposing more of their sexy bodies than Shiki's usual shinobi outfit, colored in black for Asuka and Red for Homura, making all the male onlookers have nose bleeds, and armed with thorn whips, electric shock batons, and really big long metal rods that would break any woman.
"P-Please, anything but that!" Haruka pleaded once again, memories of the last time she and Ryona went through their torture were flooding her mind, the last time they went in their super sadistic mode they were capable of installing so much fear and pain that even a hardcore masochist like Ryona was terrified of getting hurt, only this time IT WAS MUCH WORSE.
Asuka stepped forward with an innocent smile. "Remember Ha-ru-ka-chan; pain is pleasure. TAKE THAT, TAKE THAT, TAKE THAT! WE ARE GOING TO MAKE IT HURT SO GOOD!"
"NOOOOO!"
And now Homura stepped in. "TAKE THIS, TAKE THIS! YOU ARE REALLY ENJOYING YOURSELF, RIGHT HARUKA?!" she paused with a wicked smile. "AFTER ALL, YOU LIKE THESE KIND OF THINGS TO BE REALLY PAINFUL DON'T YOU!"
"MERCCCCCYYY PLEASSSSEEEE! I promise I won't do these kinds of things again!" her pleas fell on death ears.
"No backing out now Haruka, not when the real fun is going to start, right Asuka?" Homura spoke out to her wife while holding the giant metal rod with a sweet/evil smile that was terrifying the onlookers.
"W-Wait that thing w-will break me!"
"Oh don't worry Haruka-chan, it will feel really good~. Especially if we both do it together with you~." Asuka also spoke out with her own sweet/evil smile much like her wife, while holding the giant metal rod. "We'll make this really long and hard~."
"NOW TAKE THIS!"
"EEEEEEEEEK!"
***3
A brief look at my alternate version of the first Naruto movie. As a side-note, the character in this chapter IS a Senran Kagura character, but she has absolutely no information about her on the SK wiki. So all I had to go on for writing her character was her name, appearance, and several pictures. I hope I did well enough.
*Canon*
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Asama Sandayu was a man of few talents when it came to combat. He was not a ninja. Nor was he a samurai. His combat skills amounted to little more than blindly swinging a blade in the hopes it would strike his target. Even outside of combat, his somewhat feeble appearance gave off all the impression others needed to see just how pathetic he seemed. Though his loyalty to the late daimyo of the Land of Snow was nothing to scoff at, a loyalty he shifted to the daimyo's daughter after his passing, he still amounted to little more than a whipping-boy for the secret princess. But regardless of whatever forms of degradation he must face, he would endure it all for her sake.
He swore upon his life that he would protect Koyuki until such a time came when he was able to depose Doto from the throne he unrightfully sat upon, and allow the girl to take her place as the lands proper ruler. Years had passed since the coup, and what little resistance he was able to secretly muster to stand against Doto was as prepared as they could be.
Doto ruled with an iron fist, and few were able to stand against him. Those who did were gravely punished so as to dissuade others from trying as well. In the end it worked. Asama was barely able to get any aid from his own countrymen for his rebellion. No ninja were able to be swayed to his side, rather, he had to make due with a cobbled together militia of less than 60 samurai, most of which were simple laborers who had little to no combat training. But it was the best he could do given the circumstances.
The time had finally arrived. His 'army' was ready, he had convinced the movie director to bring them to the Land of Snow, and the princess was still in the dark about their destination. All that was left was for him to hire the last bit of assistance he could afford.
Ninja are mercenaries who would do anything for a paycheck, and the ones from the Land of Fire were no different. He just needed to find the best he could for what little money he had left.
In the end, he was forced to settle for a single kunoichi of no discernible renown. The woman only went by a single name, and he couldn't find anyone matching her description in the Bingo books. But with time running short, he had to make do with what he had.
In all honesty, he knew how grim things looked. About 50 novice samurai and a single kunoichi going up against the might of Doto's military? He didn't need to crunch the numbers to realize how much of a long shot this was. The odds of them winning were almost non-existent.
"W-who... the fuck do you... think you are?!"
Or at least, that's what he thought they were.
Asama stood at the front of his militia, acting as a bulwark to protect Koyuki and the film crew. Across the clearing where they had setup camp was a derailed train that was precariously hanging on the edge of the cliff side. Enormous pillars of Black ice stood erect in the place where the train tracks had once been. The bodies of numerous ninja littered the area, some dead, some dying, and others frozen in fear.
The bodies of Doto's three personal guards were each as lifeless as the snow in which they lay. One had their body broken into pieces after being frozen solid. Another had spikes of ice erupt from all over their body. And the last was impaled on a large spike of ice.
Blood had been spilled and stained the snow covered ground. From their slightly elevated position, the rebels noticed how the stains had taken the shape of a large red flower.
Asama wanted to believe it was a coincidence, but the kunoichi before him had displayed such skill, that he was couldn't accept anything other than it being intentional. Her skill was so superior to her opponents, that she was able to take the time to ensure the blood splattered in a set pattern to create the scene before them.
"I believe the better question is; who do you think you are?" the woman responded in a cold tone.
Deathly pale skin, lifeless onyx orbs that gazed at her surroundings, and wavy midnight-black-hair that flowed down her back, and had two white lilies that were used to put her hair in pig-tails. Her outfit resembled a cheongsam, and was accented with black straps. The dress itself was black and lined with gold trim, and stopped just after covering her nipples, allowing her cleavage to be seen with a white lily in the center. Detached armlets covered her forearms with the addition of grey silk. A choker with another white lily was tied around her throat with a short black cape attached. And in her hand was a feathered fan with black and white feathers.
Doto growled out an obscenity as the woman seemed to look down on him.
"I came here with the express intent of testing this lands shinobi." she said as she played with the feathers in her hand-fan. "The Land of Snow, famous for its ninja who were proficient in hyoton no jutsu. I wanted to see how my ice stacked up against theirs."
She walked over to one of the dead shinobi and ripped a piece of his chakra armor off. "And what do I get instead?" she asked with disdain as she tossed the contraption towards Doto.
"Children with toys, playing at being ninja." the amount of disgust in her voice was immense.
"You dare... to call the technological pinnacle of my land... a mere toy?!" roared Doto.
The woman scoffed. "A real ninja gains their power through training, not petty parlor tricks." she looked at Doto as if he were a bug. "Power is earned in battle, not created in a lab."
Doto snarled in rage. "Power is power, it doesn't matter how one goes about obtaining it!" he barked as he wiped the blood from his lips. "My brother was nothing but a weak fool! He was more interested in appeasing the masses than building up our military might!"
Stomping his foot down, Doto mustered his strength. "The country needed me to take his place!" he swung his arms outward. "I took this pitiful land and turned it into the mighty country it should have been! I created these weapons of war! I took our poor excuse for ninja, and turned them into to killing machines!"
"I AM THE RULER OF THIS LAND OF ICE AND SNOW!"
The kunoichi let out a reviled huff at the mans rant. "No. You are nothing more than a pathetic usurper. A petulant child who was envious of his big brother."
She took a step forward, and Black ice spread across the ground around her. "A parasite that chose to fatten up its host, waiting for the opportune moment to reap what it had sown."
Doto unconsciously took a step back as the woman approached.
"Everything you have created has done nothing but weaken your 'perfect army'. You have grown complacent in the belief that your technology would protect you. And that has resulted in the greatest fault that any warrior could fall victim to."
Pillars of Black ice erupted from the ground behind her.
"Stagnation."
When Asama had first been approached by the pale woman who had inquired about his job request, he wasn't sure what to think of her. Despite her somewhat sickly appearance, she had assured him that she would be enough to ensure the jobs completion. Given the small window of opportunity, along with the paltry amount of funds he had to work with, Asama was forced to rely upon the lone kunoichi. He had a feeling that she was strong, but it wasn't until now that he realized just how much of an understatement that was.
Doing his best to suppress the smile that was working its way across his face, Asama couldn't believe how lucky he was by hiring her.
"And in answer to your earlier question concerning my identity," she said as she continued to approach Doto, large flowers made of Black ice with sharp edges bursting forth from the ground with each step. "I am Fubuki, The Snow Flower of the North."
Doto whimpered.
She raised her hand-fan, the thorny vines of ice growing in length.
"Rozen Kroon."
***4
A brief scene during Jiraiya and Murasaki's fight that I couldn't quite fit in without it being awkward.
*Canon*
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Jiraiya wiped the sweat from his brow as he continued his battle with the girl known as Murasaki. He had to admit it, the quiet girl was giving him a run for his money. It's too bad they had to fight. He would have loved to get acquainted with those massive jugs hanging from her chest.
Still, there was one thing that was bothering him so much, that he just had to address it.
"Time out!" he shouted as he formed a T with his hands.
"Hnn?" Murasaki grunted as she hovered in air.
Jiraiya pointed straight at her. "I have to ask; just what the hell is up with your hair?!"
"... What do you mean?"
The Sannin ran his hands through his hair in frustration. "I mean hair shouldn't be capable of that! You're swinging around giant fucking shuriken and flying for gods sake! How are you doing that?!"
"I... never really thought about it..." Murasaki answered after a brief pause.
Jiraiya sweatdropped. "You're telling me; your hairs strange ability, the very thing your combat style revolves around, is something you never put any thought into?"
Murasaki pursed her lips as she brought a finger up to them. "... I guess so."
"How long have you been able to do this?!"
"For as long as I can remember..."
"And you don't know the reason for it?!"
"... If I had to guess, I'd say it's because my roots are stronger than other people's."
Jiraiya's eye twitched.
***5
A short story with Fuu that wouldn't really have a proper place in the main story. Also, can you figure out where the extra's in this omake are from?
*Canon*
(-)
In a secluded training ground in Takigakure, stood a single girl whose eyes were closed. Hanging in the trees surrounding her were several bags filled with sand for her to target. Her fingers twitched ever so slightly as she subtly manipulated the ninja wire that unspooled from inside her gloves. Once she felt satisfied with her preparations, her eyes snapped open and she swung her arms across her chest.
The effect was instantaneous. All of the sand bags had split in half from the wire slicing through them.
Fuu let out a satisfied huff as she looked over her work. It had only been a week since Yomi had gifted her the weapons, yet she had taken to them like a fish to water. Sure, there were plenty of ninja who were more proficient than her in utilizing ninja wire, but the amount of progress she made in a single week was staggering. Still, she had yet to practice on a moving target. That would be the real challenge. But until Yomi was confident in her skill, she would stick to the stagnant ones.
"Well, well, well..." a condescending female voice came from the treeline.
Fuu let out an annoyed sigh as she turned to face the approaching girl. Much to her displeasure, it was a group of bullies from the academy. Three to be precise.
First there was Aya, a girl with a somewhat plain appearance. She had straight black hair that went past her shoulders and wore a pair of circle-rimmed glasses.
The second was Rin, who stood out more than Aya thanks to her more stern attitude. Her face was rather nonplussed, but still managed to look appealing to the male demographic, and her dark-brown hair was tied in a ponytail with her bangs framing her face.
And lastly was the leader of the group, Saki. The blonde girl was as arrogant as arrogant could be, despite not having done anything to warrant such an attitude. In fact, the only thing she had going for her was being the heiress of one of the villages most prominent clans. But that didn't stop her from acting like she was Queen of everything she saw.
In all honesty, Fuu was convinced that her family had bribed the academy into letting her graduate. The girl was as dumb as a bag of rocks with a personality as blunt to match. It was no wonder that her team had yet to rise above doing D-rank missions.
On more than one occasion, Fuu had considered pranking the girl to get back at her for all the bullying, but more often than not she would end up making an ass of herself on her own. Not that she ever realized it. So Fuu decided to let her snide remarks pass since karma would usually do the work for her. No point in wasting her energy on an easy target.
But that still didn't stop the girl from getting on Fuu's nerves from time to time. Every time she heard her voice it was like nails on a chalkboard.
"It seems that Foolish Fuu is out playing with her new toys. How droll." the girl mocked as she turned her nose up at Fuu. "Tell me, where exactly did you steal such a fancy weapon from? There's no way you could afford something of that caliber."
Fuu opted to turn her head away as she reeled the ninja wire back in. "If you must know, they were a birthday gift from my nee-san." she replied curtly.
"Ohh~? Someone actually gave them to you? I wonder why I have a hard time believing that. Oho, ho, ho!" she laughed in a mocking tone with the back of her hand over her mouth.
"And I wonder why I have a hard time believing you actually graduated." Fuu responded snidely. "How are those D-rank missions going anyway? I hear you had to fertilize the crops last week."
Saki's eye twitched ever so slightly.
"Probably the first time you ever touched crap in your life, as I'm sure you have your lackey's wipe your ass for you."
"You bitch!" snapped Rin. "How dare you insult Saki-sama in such a way! I should punish you right now so you learn your place!"
Rin took a step forward as she drew a kunai from her holster, but Saki raised her arm to stop her. "That will not be necessary Rin. We don't need to stoop to such a low level." she said as she brushed her hand through her hair. "It is the job of the lower class to train savage beasts."
Fuu's eyes narrowed in anger at that comment.
Saki then turned to leave as she gestured for her underlings to follow. But as she walked away, she cast one last glance back at Fuu. "Besides, I almost pity Foolish Fuu. She probably had to whore herself out to get such nice gloves~."
The green-haired girl snapped at that remark. The gloves were a gift from her nee-san, and to say such a thing was beyond insulting. She was moments away from chasing after the girls and unleashing her fury upon them, but a gentle hand rested on her shoulder.
"Now, now, you mustn't let them get to you so easily."
Fuu's anger slowly dissipated at the calm voice of her nee-san. Turning, Fuu was greeted by the ever present warm smile that graced her guardians lips.
"But Yomi-nee-san, they said such awful things! They accused me of doing s-s-sexual favors in exchange for your present!"
Yomi nodded. "Yes, I'm well aware. I had been watching you for awhile now." Yomi replied, somewhat surprising Fuu.
"You were here? For how long?"
"Well, I wanted to see how your training was progressing, and I felt that you would be less nervous without me watching directly." the blonde answered truthfully. "Still, we need to work on your spatial awareness. You were here for half-an-hour and never noticed me."
Fuu's head drooped ever so slightly. "I'm sorry Yomi-nee-san."
Yomi ruffled the younger girls hair, resulting in her stumbling away and sputtering. "Not to worry Fuu, you're still a novice. It only makes sense that you make mistakes."
Fuu rubbed her arm. "I guess you're right..." she conceded. Moments later, her eyes widened in alarm. "Wait, you're trying to distract me from what Saki said!"
Yomi brought her hand up to her cheek in confusion. "Huh? Is that what I'm doing?"
Fuu dramatically pointed at Yomi. "Yes!" she accused.
"Ah, it seems I've been caught. Your nee-san has committed the horrible crime of trying to distract you from your problems. How will I ever make up for such a travesty?"
Feeling a bit bad for her outburst, Fuu was about to apologize, however Yomi interrupted her.
"I know! I think we'll finally move on to moving targets for your wire training!" Yomi said with a clap.
Fuu's eyes brightened up at that. "Really?!"
"Yep! And I know just the targets to use~."
(-)
Saki and her two cohorts were walking down the main street of Takigakure. It was the middle of the day and the shops were bustling with activity. After having her fill of taunting Fuu, Saki still felt like she needed to cleanse herself of Fuu's lingering presence. And the best way for her to do that was some shopping.
"The nerve of that thing!" huffed Saki. "To talk to ME in such a way?! Unthinkable!"
"Of course Saki-sama." responded Aya.
"Truly the girl has no manners whatsoever." opined Rin.
"Why can't they just keep her locked up in a cage or something? The fact that she can openly walk the streets... It's like letting a rabid dog loose in an orphanage!" the heiress complained. "I think I need a new set of clothes now. These are soiled by her presence." she said as she pulled at her shirt.
"Agreed Saki-sama. To continue wearing that outfit would be unbecoming of you. We must get it off as soon as possible." Aya spoke.
Little did they know, that hiding amongst the crowd were two individuals who were tailing them.
"Hmm, I feel like we should do miss Saki a favor and help her out of those clothes. What do you say Fuu?" asked Yomi.
Fuu had a mischievous smirk on her face as she began manipulating her wires. "But of course. Miss Saki surely needs help with undressing~."
As the trio of bullies made their way down the street, they failed to notice the wires that were being setup around them. Unaware of the impending danger, they continued forward.
*SLICE*
And walked right through the trap. The wires had sliced through the waistband of their pants and the sleeves of their shirts, causing the garments to fall off their bodies, leaving clad in only their underwear.
It took a moment for the breeze to hit the girls bodies, resulting in them looking down and becoming well aware of their exposure. Out of instinct, the trio screamed in embarrassment as they tried to cover up, which only ended up drawing attention to them.
"Time to up the ante~." Fuu said as she continued to manipulate the wires.
Moments later, the girls bras fell from their chests, and their panties were pooled around their ankles.
"WHAT'S HAPPENING?!" screamed Saki as she covered her breasts with one arm and her crotch with the other, which still left her butt on open display.
"And now, the kill~."
The wires were strung up over a power line above the street, and moments later, the girls felt their arms being lifted up, preventing them from covering themselves.
"DON'T LOOK!"
Then, as if things couldn't get any worse, their legs were lifted up as well, leaving them spread eagle with their pussies on open display for everyone on main street.
"See? It's much better to plan your revenge out than just act in the heat of the moment." spoke Yomi.
Fuu nodded in agreement. "Thanks Yomi-nee-san!"
