Caillou Short 12

"Aye yo it's your boy Arthur here at PBS studios."

"We got Sid Da Science Kid in da house" "Wat up"

"We got that boy Daniel Tiger" "Welcome to my neighborhood bitches"

"We got my nigga Buster" "It's you boi!"

"And we got that crazy nigga Caillou" "Let's get it."

"Its the PBS Cypher, DJ Big Bird spin dat shit."

[Pop That Instrumental]

Now open yo mind and listen Tiger

Hope you can understand lyrics comin' from Tiger

When you gonna make yo show better Tiger?

I don't know

Yo No Se

I no hablo espanee

That's Dora

The Exwhore-a

Nick and Disney better recognize

It's an all cartoon genocide

For your own good

Grab you shit and get the fuck outta my neighborhood.

"Yeah, PBS we ain't start shit, we finish nigga. Mr. Rogers, Daniel Tiger, PBS we out this bitch."

[The Payback Instrumental]

Teaching world about science it's a hard life

Specially if we cuttin yo crew with lab knife

Spittin' shit the realiest

Sid Da Science Kid, Nihilist

No point in life when I speak knowledge

Fuck six years old already in college

Smartest of all kid shows,so I bought Lexus

No can talk shit cuz I Little Eisteins for breakfast

"Yup check it."

[Hot Nigga Instrumental]

"You ready Buster?" "Hell yeah Arthur"

We The Kings of PBS, Arthur and Buster, now bow down bitches

If we ain't talkin' to you then quite the fuck down snitches

We the OGs of the kid shows

Kid Shows!

Fuck wit us and you tweakin' Hoe

Tweakin' hoe

"Alright now change the beat BIg Bird"

[99 Problems]

Now once upon a time not to long ago

Bitch niggaz tried strong-arms yo

Me and Busta Busta had go in

Choke a bitch

The other ran off and turned to snitch

We settled out of court, was that fun

Cuz we got 99 problems but other networks ain't one!

"Yeah" "Kill'em"

[Control Instrumental]

Tell Flex to drop a bomb on this shit

So many bombs, ring the alarm like Vietnam in this shit

So many bombs, make Farrakhan think Saddam in this bitch

One at a time, I line 'em up and bomb on they mom while she watchin' the kids

Fuck y'all clubs, fuck y'all pictures, your Instagram can gobble these nuts

Gobble dick up 'til you hiccup, my big homie Kurupt

This the same flow that put the rap game on a crutch

I heard the sandbox spittin' great debates all the time

Bout who's the best kid's cartoon rapper? Caillou, Mickey and Bugs

Spongebob, Elmo, the rest of y'all

New niggas just new niggas, don't get involved

I'm usually homeboys with the same niggas I'm rhymin' wit

But this is hip hop and them niggas should know what time it is

And that goes for Doc, Sid, Daniel Tiger

Lil' Einsteins, Octonauts, Dora, Bubble Guppies

Arthur, Buster, Justin In Time, Lazytown

I got love for you all but I'm tryna murder you niggas

Tryna make sure your core fans never heard of you niggas

They dont wanna hear not one more noun or verb from you niggas

What is competition? I'm tryna raise the bar high

(Everyone else) - "OH SHIT!"


A/N: Credit for Caillou's verse goes to Kendrick Lamar who sometimes ghostwrites for him. Though everyone is scared of Caillou so you can't really say no to him and Justin Hires for Daniel Tiger's verse.

P.S. It effin' hard to write raps...this might be the last cypher I write.