Caillou Short 12
"Aye yo it's your boy Arthur here at PBS studios."
"We got Sid Da Science Kid in da house" "Wat up"
"We got that boy Daniel Tiger" "Welcome to my neighborhood bitches"
"We got my nigga Buster" "It's you boi!"
"And we got that crazy nigga Caillou" "Let's get it."
"Its the PBS Cypher, DJ Big Bird spin dat shit."
[Pop That Instrumental]
Now open yo mind and listen Tiger
Hope you can understand lyrics comin' from Tiger
When you gonna make yo show better Tiger?
I don't know
Yo No Se
I no hablo espanee
That's Dora
The Exwhore-a
Nick and Disney better recognize
It's an all cartoon genocide
For your own good
Grab you shit and get the fuck outta my neighborhood.
"Yeah, PBS we ain't start shit, we finish nigga. Mr. Rogers, Daniel Tiger, PBS we out this bitch."
[The Payback Instrumental]
Teaching world about science it's a hard life
Specially if we cuttin yo crew with lab knife
Spittin' shit the realiest
Sid Da Science Kid, Nihilist
No point in life when I speak knowledge
Fuck six years old already in college
Smartest of all kid shows,so I bought Lexus
No can talk shit cuz I Little Eisteins for breakfast
"Yup check it."
[Hot Nigga Instrumental]
"You ready Buster?" "Hell yeah Arthur"
We The Kings of PBS, Arthur and Buster, now bow down bitches
If we ain't talkin' to you then quite the fuck down snitches
We the OGs of the kid shows
Kid Shows!
Fuck wit us and you tweakin' Hoe
Tweakin' hoe
"Alright now change the beat BIg Bird"
[99 Problems]
Now once upon a time not to long ago
Bitch niggaz tried strong-arms yo
Me and Busta Busta had go in
Choke a bitch
The other ran off and turned to snitch
We settled out of court, was that fun
Cuz we got 99 problems but other networks ain't one!
"Yeah" "Kill'em"
[Control Instrumental]
Tell Flex to drop a bomb on this shit
So many bombs, ring the alarm like Vietnam in this shit
So many bombs, make Farrakhan think Saddam in this bitch
One at a time, I line 'em up and bomb on they mom while she watchin' the kids
Fuck y'all clubs, fuck y'all pictures, your Instagram can gobble these nuts
Gobble dick up 'til you hiccup, my big homie Kurupt
This the same flow that put the rap game on a crutch
I heard the sandbox spittin' great debates all the time
Bout who's the best kid's cartoon rapper? Caillou, Mickey and Bugs
Spongebob, Elmo, the rest of y'all
New niggas just new niggas, don't get involved
I'm usually homeboys with the same niggas I'm rhymin' wit
But this is hip hop and them niggas should know what time it is
And that goes for Doc, Sid, Daniel Tiger
Lil' Einsteins, Octonauts, Dora, Bubble Guppies
Arthur, Buster, Justin In Time, Lazytown
I got love for you all but I'm tryna murder you niggas
Tryna make sure your core fans never heard of you niggas
They dont wanna hear not one more noun or verb from you niggas
What is competition? I'm tryna raise the bar high
(Everyone else) - "OH SHIT!"
A/N: Credit for Caillou's verse goes to Kendrick Lamar who sometimes ghostwrites for him. Though everyone is scared of Caillou so you can't really say no to him and Justin Hires for Daniel Tiger's verse.
P.S. It effin' hard to write raps...this might be the last cypher I write.
