After about four hours of torture, pirate ships, and five lollipops later, the group of people (Mavis the Pirate aka tour guide, Mavis the Mavis, Aero, Alice, Seto, Tsubaki and her friend, Chris, Cosplayers 1 and 2, Fai, and Kurogane in case you forgot.) finally arrived at the school office. The office, however, was locked during the hours in which anybody actually WANTED to be inside it. That is just how Mavis Universe works. Kurogane was annoyed, Fai was Fai, no explanation needed there, Mavis was doing her epic 'I am thinking extremely hard about something that is completely irrelevant' face, Seto was almost as annoyed as Kurogane, but that is just because she is capable of being happy whilst Kurogane probably isn't, Aero was poking Kurogane, Alice was sniffing a candle, no not a drug, get your mind outta the gutter, and the Syaorans were looking extremely nervous, one because Mavis is in the same room, the other because he's in the same room as a bunch of whack jobs. Randomly, a student who was conveniently Russian and late for school arrived. Mavis gasped, yelled something random and pointed at the poor student.
"YOU! RANDOM CIVILIAN! YOU ARE RUSSIAN, CAN YOU PICK THIS LOCK?" bellowed Mavis, who apparently forgot that she was in front of a school. The random student looked confused for a moment, and then smiled. The smile was cold and basically said 'I am going to kill you after scaring you shitless multiple times and abusing you until you are hanging onto sanity by a thread'
"I cannot pick the lock, but I can break the door." the now dubbed not-so-poor random Russian student commented.
"Tally ho, then!"
The Russian student hit the door with his fist and walked away as the door hit the poor old janitor.
"Alright…" said the school administrator. "There are… four guys, five girls, and two Mavis." The administrator handed Kurogane, Chris, Pirate Mavis, Syaoran and Syaoran guy uniforms (because apparently this Mavis school had uniforms) that consisted of a red and green striped tie, a button up orange shirt with a blue sweater vest and purple pants with yellow trim. In other words, the colors clashed horribly. (Hey, did you know these colors are the complimentary colors on the color wheel? Hey make each other seem even more bright and obnoxious~!)
The administrator then handed Fai, Aero, Alice, Seto, and Tsubaki the female uniforms.
"Ehrm… I'm a guy…" commented Fai hesitantly.
"Sure you are, honey. We don't accept cross-dressers." Was the comment he got from the Mavisian administrator.
The uniform was terrifying, according to Tsubaki. Reason being: there was a tiny caterpillar design on the collar.
The girls' uniform was a blue and orange plaid skirt with a yellow and purple striped blouse. Of course, this was mostly covered by a red sweater vest with green polka dots. Again, the uniform was… interesting…
"Now, take this placement test, don't worry, it should be simple!" exclaims a student aide.
"Why don't I get a uniform?" whined Mavis.
"Because you're stupid and I don't like you." Responded the Student aide. "Now go sit in a corner."
~Once in the testing room~
What is the capital of Pikachu?
Yes
False
Potatoe
Aardvark
"What the hell kind of test is this?" bellows Kurogane.
"It's obviously a Mavis test, now sit down and blowing my eardrums out." Scoffs Seto.
"Kirby, I summon you to help me with this test!"
"What was that?" inquires Alice, pointing to the intercom.
"The same person that said this! Waka waka waka!"
"It be a ghost, ye stupid landlubber." Grunted Pirate mavis in the most reassuring way a pirate mavis can, which isn't all that reassuring.
"Err… Thank you?" Alice spoke up again.
"Hyuu~! Look, Kuro-puu, don't I look fancy in this skirt?"
"You look gay. Start being more manly." Growls Kurogane.
"That's what she said~!" blares the intercom. Kurogane, annoyed by these random outbursts, drew his sword and sliced the intercom. Aero, seeming to notice him again, walked over and started poking him while chanting, "You can't hit a girl~! You can't hit a girl~! You can't hit a girl~!"
"He killed the intercom!" Yells Tsubaki, momentarily forgetting the caterpillars. Everyone ignored her. Except Chris, who went over and tried to comfort her.
"He killed the intercom!" yells Mavis as she explodes in through a wall.
"What the hell are you trying to accomplish with all this shit?" yells Kurogane. "I must be the only sane person here! Nobody else comments when she just explodes in here? Nobody questions how she DRAGGED us all from separate dimensions? Hell, look! There are two people who nobody knows, and Mavis didn't even try to explain who they are! They're just THERE!"
"Really, Kuro-not-happy-face, you yell too much." Comments Mavis. "And the questions you ask are fit for an advanced philosophy class. Anyway, I'm supposed to tell you that, because I know you best, I will be your counselor! That's why I'm not participating in any of your classes! Oh, and you have thirty seconds to finish your test. BUH BYE!" and with that last comment, Mavis slammed the door shut.
~Thirty seconds later~
"You… all… failed the test. How do you fail the test? Look, it's all simple! Look!
What is the capital of Pikachu?
a) Yes
b) False
c) Potatoe
d) Aardvark
That's obviously a… How do you not get that?" What are your excuses?"
"Err... I'm French!" exclaims Fai.
"I'm not from here." Grumbles Kurogane. The student aide nodded, noting that the other guys were mute or a pirate and Pirates don't take tests.
"Well, girls, what's your excuse?"
"Err… meep?" squeaks Alice.
"I am not the one who failed, for I answered only the top secret answers that only super secret ninja mavis masters can answer, so YOU my friend are the one who failed." Seto smirked and sat down.
"I… I answered all of them!" yells Aislynn.
"Eh?" questions the student aide.
"See? I did!" Aislynn points to the random circles on the paper. The student aide looked, then said
"I'll… admit you anyway… because you are part of the storyline, somehow… and therefore I think you might be important… ish." Stutters the poor student aide.
:End for now:
OKAY, LOOK PEOPLE, there's 1040 words here not including this long rant at the bottom. I did my best, and I was shadowing at private high-schools, so I couldn't work, and it was FREAKING BUSY! I had NO time at all to work, and I typed half of this while people were yelling non-stop at me. I HAD NO CONTROL OVER THE DAMNED TIME PERIOD THIS TOOK. plus my typing is already like, 1 word per minute, longer for anything over 7 letters, and I can't spell cinnamon or minute, and my computer kept arguing that when I typed "atchoo" I meant "taco" . so spell-check was being bad and my life was worse. and now I have to go to freaking DISNEY LAND without any electronics. DEAL WITH IT. Sorry, long angry rant off my fingers, anyway... did you know Georgia is both an American state and a European Country? *self important smile, as if I just said the most philosophical and important life discovery ever*
