NON-EXISTENT WISH:
CH11
It took a while to change back into human form, so I was stuck being a tiger for a while; and I was hungry, and had to pee.
[I have to go to the bathroom.] I told the room, but only got wide eyed looks from the attendings and the Colonel behind the observation glass. Teal'c was as pasive as ever.
After I first turned and Jack started to pet me- yes, some where in time I started to call my CO Jack, only in my mind though. I got moved to an insolation room again. It was very disconcerting the way it was done. When they desided to move me, Jack told me slowly as if I were a child, that they had to move me- because, yeah, what use did I a tiger have for a bed and dresser. So they cleared a path to the isolation room, rapping a rope around my neck-easier to hold me close incase I go berserc or something, I was also escorted by Teal'c, the Colonel and a few airmen all carrying zat's.
So, here I was. Holding my filling blader while I paced the insolation room. Having people watching my every move was degrading; I mean, I was self-consious on an average day, but this was just ridiculas. And there was no way I could tell them off, that would either land me a dishonorable discahrge, or they think that I was going crazy, and have to kill me if I didn't change back into a human and tell them that the stairing was very uncomfortable.
I stopped pacing almost immediatly after a very serious fact entered my mind. My whole down-stairs was exposed and jiggling about; my tail quickly curled inward, covering everything making it easier to breath. I sat down, my face would be beat red if tigers were able to blush. That stopped the streak of nakedness I had going on, but acomplished nothing about my hunger and building need to go pee.
It wasn't like I could just lift my leg and pee in corner; I didn't even think cat's lifted their legs like dog's, they just squated. And there was no way I was going to just pee in front of witnesses and on camera. If only I could write or something. I looked at my paw, my raizer sharp claws coming out at will. I walked stiffly to the far wall, the one with the easiest to veiw from the observation window, tail still covering my down-stairs.
I retracted all my claw but the one that would have been on my pointer finger if I were in human form. I pressed the tip against the concreat wall, putting as much pressure as I dare; it would hurt like a son of a bitch if my nail snapped off because of the pressure. I began to spell; B-A-T-H-R-O-O-M/ F-O-O-D. Messy as it may have been, it was still legiable under the circumstances.
I turned, stairing as pointily as a cat was able at the Colonel, waiting for my piont to get across. Jack was making an effort; when I started to write, he leaned forward along with the others- just because I am a tiger at the moment didn't mean I hand the brain capabilities of a 3 year old. I could see the very moment the bulb went of inside each of them; it was kinda comical. I snikered.
Jack and Teal'c conversed with one another quietly for a moment before giving me a glance than leaving the observation room. Next thing I know the door to my room slid open and Jack and Teal'c stepped in slowling, a primed zat in the latter of the two's hand. I couldn't help but give a huff of defeat; but at least it was pointed the the ground.
Jack knelt in front of my sitting form, a small smile on his face, as he started to lightly stroke my face. "You know," he said conversationaly, "I never would have thought that I would ever pet a subordinet that was under me. Let alone one that was actually was a desendent of an alien race that turns into animals."
I tipped my head at him quizically, wondering where this was going. I started to purr in contentment; letting him know it was fine with me. that caused his lip to twitch, though he didn't stop petting me. My full bladder move to the back of my mind, as he continued to speak.
"I know this is going to be some what - ah, hell! - this is going to be really embarassing." he glanced away, reached behind his back and pulled out and, honest to God, pulled out a chain leash and collar. "But it's the only way."
My multiple coloured eye's widened with relisation, and my purring grew lower. I glanced at the Jaffa, who had the heart to also look some what sullen for me. I turned bakc to Jack.
"It's only for now, Private." the Colonel tried to reasure but with little conviction.
I let out a long breath, contimplating my options. I mean, I think I would end up wearing it anyway; if only so I could go to the bathroom. Decision made, I gave Jack's smoothly shaven jaw a quick lick before sitting back and waiting expectently.
Jack just stared at me with wide surprised eyes of bronze; Teal'c tensed some what beside him. After seemingly getting a hold of himself, Jack slipped the chock collar around my thick neck.
Nodding with approvell, Jack stood up and started for the door. I followed close behind; there not being much choice in the matter.
The head once again cleared the hall, at least in the corridore leading to the closest public mens bathroom, also, instead of having both Jack, Teal'c with a zat and at least three Airmen with guns. It was just Jack and Teal'c with a zat.
Once in the bathroom I wasted no time in going to the closest urinal. Pushing up on my hind legs, my front paws landing on the paorcilan tiles either side of the urinal. The stream arked from me almost instataniously, all my worries seemed to drain away as the liquid swirld down the drain.
"Fuck," I breathed out in bliss, my forehead rested against the wall between my hands as my tense body finally relaxed.
"Ah-hem." Jack cleared his throat awkwardly.
I turned my head to him in a questioning manner.
"Welcome back, Private." was all he said, giving a quick glance down towards my middle before quickly looking away. A slight blush colouring his features.
I gave the Colonel a confused look before glancing down between my arms and getting a huge eye full of my very human, very exposed down-staires.
"I'm Human. . ?" I questioned, still looking at my dangling middle. I was still not fully getting that I was human and fully naked standing infront of my CO and a Jaffa, a choke collar with a leash around my throat until . . .
"Indeed." Teal'c intoaned from behind me. Probably getting a truck load of smooth pail ass in the process. Oh boy.
I gasped, before quickly covering my front. The familuar heat of blush covered my entire body, causing the thin scar on the length of my back. Quickly I spun around, my back pressed against the tile between the sink and urinal. I gave the Colonel a sheepish smile, my face blood red in utter embaressment.
"Sorry, sir" My back straightend ram rod straight.
"At ease." was all he said in return, -maybe I would have, if not for the situation-, before stepping forward and gently removing the choker and handing it to the ever stotic Teal'c. Next he unbuttoned his BDU jacket and handed it to me.
I grabbed it with cat like speed, rapping it around my middle, I tied it at my side. Now that it covered my, you know 'stike and berries' and most of my ass; I let out a sigh of relief, this felt way more better than being as naked as the day as I was born infront of my CO.
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