I'm sorry for the lack of updates...I've barely had any time to myself,and I also have been having terrible cases of writers block.

Anyway...I don't own Naruto.I wish I did,but I don't.

This story is rated T for OOCness and...something Orochimaru says.


"If we're going to have a large epic battle, it should before my shadow retreats." Shikamaru sighed.

"Oh yeah,I forgot about !!!!!" Temari yelled. All of the genin charged towards the sound ninja.

"DO SOMETHING!!!!" Orochimaru yelled.

"Why don't you do it yourself!" one of the sound ninja yelled out. "You are a sannin you know!!!" Orochimaru gave the man a dirty glare, and he gulped.

"You are going to fight these imbeciles because they're not worthy opponents! Do I make myself clear!!" He growled.

"Y-yes s-sir!" The man said, terrified.

"Anyway,Kabuto,you can take it from here...Kabuto? KABUTO!!!!!" Kabuto had passed out form being crushed,tramped,and landed upon by most of the rookie 9. Orochimaru sighed, and muttered some colorful words under his breath.

Of all the times for this to happen...

"Looks like I'm going to have to get my hands dirty..."Orochimaru sighed. Then there was an odd noise.

"I told you all you took too long to attack. But did you listen? No..."

"Aw,shut up Shika." Temari muttered.

"Maybe not..." Orochimaru grinned. The shadow retreated back to Shikamaru and the sound ninja were released.

"Stop right there!" a voice yelled out.

"Neji!" Tenten yelled, blush on her cheeks. "You're here!"

"Neji could probably take most of the sound ninja out." Sasuke said.

"Why is he in a butler costume?" Shikamaru asked.

"It's a long story, and I'd rather not go into it." Neji sighed, going down the stairs to where everyone else was.

"Gai raped him, brainwashed him and made him his butler." Temari snickered.

"Hn..." Neji muttered, with a blush.

How does she know about that? Someone must have told her...but who...

Neji looked and saw Gai. Then he did something any man who was raped would do: He screamed.

"Rapist! RAPIST!! RAPIST!!! " Neji cried out, pointing violently at Gai. He then hid behind Tenten and assumed the fetal position. "The memories...THEY'RE COMING BACK!!!"

Tenten looked at Neji,with sympathetic eyes.

Poor Neji...He must be really freaked out to react like this...

Tenten gave Neji a hug and comforted sniffled looking petrified. Lee hugged Neji too.

"Oh,I know how you feel Neji! I-I was molested too!!" Lee muttered, on the verge of tears. Neji continued to sob and cry on Tenten as she and Lee comforted him.

"What a wuss..." Kiba muttered.

"I know..." Sasuke said. Tenten gave them a dirty look.

"Neji,I'm not the bad guy anymore..." Gai sighed, putting a hand on Neji's shoulder.

"LIAR!" Neji yelled back at him.

"Go away! You've done enough damage here!!! "Lee yelled. Gai looked a bit shocked, then sighed.

Of course they hate me...I betrayed them...

"Hello!! Can we get back to the battle?" Orochimaru sighed.

"Oh yeah,but who's going to take out the large group of ninja?" Temari asked.

"I will. You all take out Orochimaru." Gai said.

"But he's a sannin! We can't take him out!" Kiba exclaimed.

"Look, I didn't come here to fight..."Orochimaru stated.

"You didn't?" Temari asked.

"No...I just came for Sasuke. If you'd just hand him over I'll be on my way..."

"Wait...why do you want me?" Sasuke asked. Orochimaru walked up to Sasuke, took his hand and kissed it.

"Sasuke-kun...I want your body..." He grinned gazing up at him. Sasuke looked quite disturbed.

I knew I had fan girls but fan boys? This is new...

"Hey! You can't have a go at Sasuke until you join the fan club!!!"Sakura and Ino yelled. Everyone sweatdropped and Sakura ranted about the rules and procedures of joining as Ino shoved the paperwork into his face.

"Now would be a good time to attack the sound ninja..." Shikamaru whispered to Temari. Temari nodded and started to attack the enemy ninjas. Naruto,Hinata,Choji and Kiba followed suit. Kunai shuriken and various techniques went off as Sakura continued.

"Sign here, and here...initial this...Oh,and if you want to molest him you must get a permit from MBLA (Man Boy Love Association or the Molest Boys Legally Association)..."Ino pointed read over his papers and signed accordingly.

"There. And now you can do what ever you want to Sasuke!" Ino smiled.

"Don't I have a say in all of this?" Sasuke asked.

"NO!!!" The three yelled sighed.

"Sorry I asked..." Sasuke muttered.

"Wasn't I supposed to be doing something?"Orochimaru asked. "Oh yes. Attack my minio- HEY!! What happened!!"

Sound ninja were lying on the floor, pinned to the walls and just being knocked around like flimsy toys.

This is way too easy!!

"Are these people actually Jounin?" Temari asked.

"Yes, yes they are..."Orochimaru said, eye twitching.

Note to self: Send all Jounin on harder missions.

"...Hm...I was supposed to be doing something...Oh yeah!"Ororchimaru appeared next to Sasuke and picked him up.

"I've got my prize. Now it's time to go!"

"Hey! you can't take Sasuke-kun!" Sakura said.

"Yeah! He's mine!" Ino yelled at him.

"I can take Sasuke,because I signed the paperwork."Orochimaru smirked, holding his papers stared at Sakura and Ino.

"Why didn't you see that coming? I mean it was obvious he would do that..." Kiba asked.

"It's Sakura's fault. She's supposed to be the smart one." Ino sighed.

"My fault! It's you're fault!" Sakura yelled at her. The two began to argue and as Orochimaru tried sneak out of the room with Sasuke who surprisingly didn't struggle.

I'm almost there...

"Drop HIM." a voice said from the window. Everyone one looked up and saw...


Cliffhanger!