Here you are again with the crazy lady that has Christmas wallpaper on her laptop right now. (Coiler note! Well I have an official Jeffersonian Medico Legal Lab Anthropology Unit background on my laptop so suck on that!) That's right, Bren47's in the house and avoiding her geometry homework! (Coiler note! LAZY!) WOO! Anyways, as you all should already know, today is the premiere, so this was actually written on Wednesday night so I have time to prepare after school for the big night.

Point of clarification, also, we were supposed to be "sucking today's dick". Not "sicking". (Coiler note! Damnit me and my spelling!)

On the twelfth day of bonesness my true love gave to me

Booth saying "Of course I will but I have to pee."

Chapter Twelve:

Booth looked at those saucer-like blue green eyes that seemed to mesmerize and enthrall at the same time. He knew he could never say 'no' to those eyes, even if he was the coldest, most unfeeling person on the planet. She was his now, and he hers. Booth knew it was his obligation to keep her happy.

"What about work? I thought you had some new Spanish bones coming in today." He took her small hand in both of his own.

"Argentinean," she corrected, "and they can wait until tomorrow. I'm too tired." Brennan gripped his hands tighter, the unsettling fear of possible rejection making it's way to clench it's iron fist around her heart. "I just want one day, Booth. One day alone, with you, and just maybe forget about the outside world for a little." she whispered.

To be frank, Brennan had wanted that simple request for a long time now. Ever since they'd returned from North Carolina, she'd wanted just a taste of the solitude and wonderful feelings that now only existed in her memories.

Booth looked at her, and was apparently thinking along the same lines. "You want me to call?"

"Please?" he could still see the heavy circles that even now rimmed her eyes. Booth smiled and rose to make the call, leaving her in bed.

The things I'd do for Temperance Brennan, he thought as he skimmed through the contacts list on his phone, searching for the one that would connect him to his own ex-girlfriend's office. A simple word came to mind as he hit the call button...anything.

After speaking to both Cullen and Cam: she being more knowing didn't ask many questions while Cullen wondered what was wrong with him. As soon as he gave him the all-clear, he signed off before the wrong inquiry could be made and Booth not coming up with a satisfying lie. Figures the one day he'd say something stupid would be the same day Brennan wanted to act like a normal human being. He was quite proud of himself when he didn't.

Booth walked back into the bedroom, throwing his turned-off phone on the nightstand. He stripped himself of his shirt and walked towards the bathroom.

"Where are you going?" Brennan rolled over and asked.

"Uh...the bathroom." he replied after a second of thought.

"Why?" she pulled the blankets up farther around her form, covering the exposed skin she could.

"Because...I have to go." he smirked slightly.

Brennan sighed an embarrassed smile as he disappeared behind the door. She wondered when she'd gotten so needy and dependent on her partner. She looked down at the two-carat diamond that adonned her third finger. "Oh, right. That's where."

Surprisingly, it didn't bother Brennan as much as she thought it would. The thought of being completely committed to one man, the only man that she could ever feel for about, made her drop more of her walls than she'd ever thought possible.

"Did you survive in your daydreams for that period of time?" Booth asked, shaking Brennan out of her trance. She didn't know how long he'd been watching, but guessed it was awhile from the smirk on his face.

"Why haven't you come back to bed yet?" she asked pitifully. The covers touched her chin and moved with her words.

"No reason, just waiting to see if you'd notice me. I got my answer." he chuckled. Brennan threw his pillow at him as he stripped out of his jeans. "No need for the childish behavior." Booth mocked a parental tone as he retrieved his pillow.

"I loathe you." she grumbled.

"I love you." he pulled her into his warm embrace.

"I loathe and love you. How about that?" she snuggled into the solace she found in Booth's arms.

"That's all I wanted to hear. Go ahead and sleep now, Bones. We'll have our fun later." he promised.

Brennan was already asleep as he spoke. Booth brought his nose to her hair and breathed in that all-too familiar scent that was her once again.

"Anything...I'd do anything for you." he whispered to her unconscious body and soon fell into a deep sleep of his own.

AN: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT 4 MORE HOURS PEOPLE. AHHH!! I'm so excited....