The Young Conqueror

SD Omake Theatre 2

Author's Note: My apologies to the anime Blue Seed and my fellow Cursed Fanboys for this opening…

(Cue the cutesy rainbow bridging toward the reader. Over it come marching kawaii li'l SD versions of the Sun family members, along with Zhou Yu and the Qiao sisters)

All: "Wumake! Wumake! Wumake! Wumake!"

Chibi Sun Quan: "Hey, what a big surprise… here we are in another of these dumb Wumake things and Xiao Qiao is still the only person who's not SD."

Chibi Sun Ce: "Dude, think about that last chapter… Xiao was goofier than ever. She doesn't need to be super-deformed to cause the reader's head to hurt."

Xiao Qiao: "Yeah! I'm already a natural!"

Chibi Da Qiao: (rolling eyes) "Well, there's no denying that, is there?"

Chibi Sun Quan: "So what's the point in us being here, anyways? Didn't we just recently do one of these things?"

Chibi Sun Ce: "Nah, it only feels that way. It was actually quite a few chapters ago."

Chibi Sun Quan: "Okay, but that still doesn't answer my primary question- why the hell are we back here in these stupid little bodies?"

Chibi Sun Ce: "Pops needed a break after his fight with Hua Xiong, but the next chapter is the Battle of Si Shui Gate and he was afraid he wasn't gonna get one, so he requested an interlude."

Chibi Zhou Yu: "So you're telling me that we're doing an SD theatre to buy time for your father to recuperate?"

(Cue Sun Jian dashing onto the scene, wearing a scarlet and gold football uniform with a tiger emblazoned on the helmet. Underneath his arm he's carrying Hua Xiong's severed head like a football and dodges between the other Wumake participants)

Chibi Sun Jian: "And the Wu QB Sun Jian decides to run the ball up the field himself! He dodges left, he fakes right! He spins around the girl with the butch haircut!"

(Sun Jian spins gracefully around Sun Shang Xiang, who just rolls her eyes)

Chibi Sun Jian: (reaching the imaginary end zone) "He's going all the way, folks! He's run the entire length of a chapter and TOUCHDOWN!"

(Sun Jian jumps up and down in triumph and spikes Hua Xiong's head, which bounces off-screen. Da Qiao can be heard screaming as it lands in her lap)

Chibi Sun Jian: (Wooooooooo!) "What an awesome play, ladies and gentlemen! This guy is a phenom! Fear the Tiger of Jiang Dong! The crowd goes wild!"

(Sun Jian simulates crowd noises by cupping his hands over his mouth and breathing and hissing loudly)

Xiao Qiao: (jumping up and down, wearing a scarlet and gold cheerleader outfit and shaking poms-pons) "Go, Sun Jian! You're the greatest! S-U-N- G- no, J… how do you spell 'Jian', Da?"

Chibi Shang Xiang: (shaking head) "I'd say he's recovered."

(Shang Xiang storms over to her father and spins him around, glaring at him.)

Chibi Shang Xiang: "Honestly, father! Behave yourself! Try to act your age, not your shoe size! If our mother were alive to see this…"

Chibi Sun Ce: "Don't you mean your mother, sis? Quan and I have a different mother from you, after all."

Chibi Shang Xiang: (blushing) "We don't talk about that, remember?"

(Shang Xiang whirls around and looks at her father again)

Chibi Shang Xiang: "You are a very bad man."

Chibi Sun Jian: (blink!) "Me? Why am I bad?"

Chibi Shang Xiang: "Because you married one woman and had a litter of poorly-behaved boys, and then when she dies, you go and marry her younger sister to have Kuang and I!"

Chibi Sun Jian: (shrug!) "Hey, it's ancient China, sweetheart. Ethics and morals aren't whatreaders are used to nowadays."

Chibi Shang Xiang: "You old perv! Ce and Quan aren't even my half-brothers! They're my three-quarters brothers!"

Chibi Sun Ce: "Hey, at least Konami gave you a new name, sis… imagine if they'd stuck with your original Three Kingdoms name."

Chibi Shang Xiang: (looking at Ce and going pale) "You… you wouldn't…"

Chibi Sun Ce: (grinning evilly) "Aw, but it's such a cute name, sis. Not many people could pull it off, you gotta admit."

Chibi Shang Xiang: (advancing on Ce and pulling her chakrams out of Hammerspace) "I'm warning you, Ce… if you dare say it, I'll-"

Chibi Sun Ce: (mocking her as he backs up) "Ooooooooh, someone's got her capris in a bunch. Don't worry, I won't tell anybody… Ren…"

Chibi Ren- er, Shang Xiang: Oo;; "YOU TOLD! GRAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

(Shang Xiang proceeds to chase Ce around the omake, trying to slice him to ribbons or crumple him into a small cube; Ce is laughing and scampering just ahead, teasing her)

Chibi Zhou Yu: (closing his eyes and moving some hair away from his face) "Well, that should keep those two busy for a while. So, now everybody knows that Shang Xiang's name is actually Sun Ren."

Xiao Qiao: (thinking real hard) "Does that mean that Kuang's real name is Sun Stimpy?"

(The omake stops suddenly with the sound of a needle scratching over a record as everyone looks at Xiao in disbelief)

Chibi Sun Ce: (looking at Zhou Yu with one eyebrow raised) "Dude, she's gotta be hell on wheels in the sack, admit it. Solve the mystery for us."

Chibi Zhou Yu: "Not on your life, pal. Some things are best left to the reader's imagination."

Chibi Ren- er, Shang Xiang: "Given how old she looks, that's probably a good idea."

(Shang Xiang looks over at Da Qiao and her jaw drops)

Chibi Shang Xiang: (rant rant rant!) "What the hell are you doing!"

Chibi Da Qiao: (pausing as she tries to arrange flowers inside Hua Xiong's head and mount it somewhere appropriate) "Well, since I seem to be the only person here with any sense of both aesthetics and decency, I decided to try and do something useful with Mister Hua's head. I think it will make a lovely vase."

Xiao Qiao: "Feng Xiong?"

Chibi Da Qiao: "Vee!"

(Shang Xiang whirls around to scream at her alleged father again, who was trying to sneak out of the SD theatre)

Chibi Shang Xiang: "Get back here, you old lecher! It's your damn fault we're all stuck in here so you're gonna suffer with us!"

(Sun Jian freezes and then grumpily turns and walks back to join the others. Shang Xiang, now beet-red in the face, stomps around the omake, bellowing loudly and waving her chakrams like a lunatic)

Chibi Shang Xiang: "As a matter of fact, EVERYONE has to suffer! All of you, get your sorry behinds in here!"

(The entire cast of Dynasty Warriors 5 ambles onto the screen, some curious, others sullen and petulant)

Chibi Shang Xiang: (pointing her chakrams at them and almost frothing at the mouth) "Alright! I'm stuck in this stupid Wumake and I'm taking you all to hell with me! Anyone who doesn't like it gets to spend the afternoon listening to Xiao Qiao babble! Got it! PUT YOUR HAND DOWN, CAO CAO, OR I'LL CUT IT OFF AT YOUR GROIN!"

(Cao Cao hastily puts his hand down and hides behind Xu Zhu)

Chibi Sun Ce: (going up to Shang Xiang and taking her gently by the shoulders) "There there, sis, it's alright… just breathe… c'mon, nice and slow… that's it…"

(Shang Xiang starts to relax, her face going back to a normal colour)

Chibi Sun Ce: >:) "After all, Ren isn't such a bad name… you're lucky your mom got her way, 'cuz pops there wanted to call you 'Diesel Dyke'…"

(Shang Xiang's eyes fly open and she goes red again. Her body trembles and steam begins to whistle out her ears. Everyone except Sun Ce backs up in fear)

Chibi Da Qiao: "Damn, I really liked having a husband… I wonder if Gan Ning's single…"

(Author's Note: There you have it, you screaming fangirls… the one and only suggestion of that pairing I shall ever make. Deal with it)

(As the room waits for Shang Xiang to explode in an orgy of violence and destruction, they hear only the sound of a twig snapping inside her head. She suddenly grins childishly at her brother and sits down cross-legged to play with some dolls. She babbles at them happily while she has a tea party)

Chibi Sun Quan: "Wow, could this get any stupider?"

(Xu Zhu laughs and claps his hands before rushing over to join Shang Xiang, asking if he can comb their hair)

Chibi Zhuo Yu: (looking at Sun Quan) "Don't you know better than to tempt fate like that after all this time?"

Chibi Liu Bei:(Mmm, yummy!)"Hey, your daughter's kind of cute, Lord Sun Jian."

Chibi Sun Jian: (aroo?) "Are you talking about Ren? Because if you're talking about Zhou Yu, she's not my daughter."

Chibi Zhou Yu: --;; "I'm also not a she, may I point out…"

Chibi Lu Bu: "I'm bored. Somebody do something to entertain me or I'm gonna start busting skulls."

Chibi Sun Ce: "Chill, feather-head, we'll think of something. Aright, let's see..."

(Everybody watches Sun Ce intently, except for Shang Xiang and Xu Zhu, who are still playing with the dolls)

Chibi Sun Ce: "Awright, I got it! We're gonna answer the burning question that's been on all of the readers' minds!"

Chibi Gan Ning: "How does Zhu Rong's little fur bra stay up? Cool, I've been wonderin'."

(Gan Ning gets clocked in the side of the head with a boomerang and goes for the count)

Chibi Zhu Rong: (scowl!) "That oughta learn ya."

Chibi Gan Ning: "Orooooooooo…"

Chibi Sun Jian: "So, Ce, what's your idea already?"

Chibi Sun Ce: "We're gonna tell the readers what genre of music everyone in the DW cast identifies with."

(Dead silence)

Chibi Cao Cao: "Now that's just stupid. C'mon, Wei peoples, we're going home."

(Cao Cao tries to lead a Wei exodus, but finds he can't get out of the omakefic.)

Chibi Sun Ce: (shrug!) "Sorry, pal, you're stuck with us. Might as well enjoy the ride."

Chibi Cao Cao: (throwing a tantrum and stomping in a circle) "That's not fair! Not fair not fair not fair! It's not possible!"

Chibi Liu Bei: (standing in front of Guan Yu and Zhang Fei) "No, Zhen Ji running in that dress is not possible. You being stuck here is just bad luck- for the rest of us, that is."

Chibi Cao Cao: (turning purple andscreaming at Liu Bei) "SHUT UP, YOU MEALY-MOUTHED LITTLE WUSSBAG! I HATE YOU! IF IT WEREN'T FOR FRICK AND FRACK STANDING BEHIND YOU, I'D BE SHOVING MY SWORD UP YOUR-"

Chibi Zhou Yu: (scowling at Cao Cao) "Big talk for a latent pedophile."

Chibi Cao Cao: (now shouting at Zhou Yu) "AT LEAST MY PEDOPHELIA IS LATENT, GIRLY-MAN!"

Chibi Sun Ce: (sigh) "No matter how powerful they get, no matter how cunning... it always comes down to name-calling. Alright, let's do this. Just to be fair, we'll start with a Wu person, okay? Now how it works is that we pick someone and then try to agree on what genre of music we think they listen to or best suits them. Simple enough?"

Chibi Sima Yi: "Hey! Is that some sort of crack about Wei generals not being smart?"

Chibi Zhuge Liang: "Awfully quick to jump to the defensive, aren't you, Sima Yi? Confidence issues, maybe?"

Chibi Sun Ce: (cutting them off) "That's enough, already. Let's begin. I pick… pop!"

Chibi Sun Jian: Oo;; "What? Me?"

Chibi Sun Ce: "Sure, why not? Okay, everyone! What music best represents the Tiger of Jiang Dong?"

Chibi Jiang Wei: (studying Sun Jian) "Hmmmmm… Mamas and the Papas."

Chibi Sun Jian: "You associate me with '60's folk music?"

Everyone: "Yes."

Chibi Sun Jian: (grumping and sitting down) "Hmph… shows what you all know."

Chibi Lu Xun: (whispering to Lu Meng) "If he says he's into Britney Spears or Shakira, I'm outta here."

Chibi Sun Jian: (glower) "I heard that, short-pants! If you must now, I listen to Jimmy Hendrix and the Doors."

Chibi Sun Quan: "Well, that'd explain that weird smell outside your quarters when you think no one's around."

Chibi Sun Jian: Oo;; (ack!) "What! No! I… that is, I… it's… it's medicinal! Yeah! My doctor prescribes it for… chronic… uh…"

Chibi Sun Ce: "Yeah, sure, pop. Okay, next up… we'll do a Shu person next… how 'bout… Huang Zhong?"

Chibi Zhou Yu: "Oh, that's easy… tinny turn-of-the-century gold-prospector music on a 78 vinyl."

Chibi Huang Zhong: (defensive) "Hey! I'll have you know it's very touching and soulful, you little whippersnapper!"

Chibi Liu Bei: (stepping up) "Alright, Ce, let's do another of yours, then… someone near and dear to your heart. What about Da Qiao?"

(Everyone looks at Da Qiao, who blushes)

Chibi Da Qiao: (blushing) "Er… Bach and Brahms."

Everyone: "…"

Chibi Da Qiao: "Well, they're good to read by. And so is Handel's 'Water music', if you must know."

Chibi Zhou Yu: (looking at Sun Ce) "Demon in the sack, huh? She'd have to be to make up for that response."

Xiao Qiao: (bounce bounce!) "Ooh! Ooh! Do me! Do me!"

Chibi Zhou Yu: (glaring at Cao Cao) "Don't even think it, old man…"

(Cao Cao hides behind Dian Wei)

Xiao Qiao: "Well?"

Everyone: "Boy bands."

Xiao Qiao: Oo;; "How… how did you know?"

Chibi Sun Ce: "Right, moving on… let's pick an indie, shall we? Alright, there's Dong Zhuo… what does the biggest jerkoff in all the Han listen to?"

Chibi Ma Chao: "Dayglo Abortions. He played it when he invaded my father's territory. But let me tell you, it was infinitely better than what Cao Cao played when he showed up…"

Chibi Cao Cao: (hastily) "Now now, there's no need to bring that up…"

Chibi Sun Ce: >:) "Okay, now I gotta know… what was it, Ma Chao, ol' buddy?"

Chibi Ma Chao: "Abba… early Abba, like pre-Super Trouper stuff. Waterloo, SOS, you name it."

(The entire cast breaks out in hysterical laughter. Crimson with humiliation, Cao Cao tries to bolt)

Chibi Cao Cao: (grrrrrr!) "Some day, you will pay for this…"

(Exit Cao Cao… for now)

Chibi Sun Ce: (wiping a tear from his eye) "Hooooooo, alright, that was good. Next up, let's do another Wu character… Lu Xun, anything you'd care to confess?"

Chibi Lu Xun: (standing proudly) "I like show tunes, and I can Fosse like no one's business."

(Sun Ce looks at Lu Meng, who puts a hand over his face and groans)

Chibi Sun Ce: "Hey, you groomed him, pal, not me."

Chibi Cao Pi: (suspicious) "You're awfully quick to ask your own people these embarrassing questions, Sun Ce. Might there be a motive behind it?"

Chibi Sima Yi: "Fool! Of course he's doing that! He'll soon have no one left in his camp to ask and at the end of the omake, the readers will remember the people humiliated last… namely ourselves and Shu."

Chibi Cao Pi: (pointing at his strategist) "I nominate Sima Yi next."

Chibi Sima Yi: Oo;; "What!"

Chibi Zhen Ji: (slinking forward) "Oh, I'll field this one…"

Chibi Sima Yi: --;; "Crap…"

Chibi Zhen Ji: (cruel smile) "Wei's brilliant strategist listens to Star Wars background music."

Chibi Zhuge Liang: "You're joking, right?"

Chibi Zhen Ji: (enjoying watching Sima Yi turn red) "No, I'm afraid not. I've often caught him, practicing firing off his green energy beams in time to the sound effect of laser fire from the movies. He also practices an intimidating walk to the Imperial March and tries to speak in a deep Darth Vader voice…"

(Zhen Ji walks over to Sima Yi and smiles at him in mock pity)

Chibi Zhen Ji: "What a pity you're practically a soprano, hm?"

Chibi Sima Yi: (glare!) "Well, maybe I do, but at least I wasn't crowned Miss Karaoke Revolution last year."

(Zhen Ji blushes furiously)

Chibi Sima Yi: (sneer!) "That's right, folks! The ice princess will sing anything if you put enough beer in her. Oh, sure, she wants you to think she drinks Cosmopolitans, but when Yuan Shao found her for his son, she was drinking Bud Light and singing really bad karaoke in a strip club she worked at!"

Chibi Sun Ce: (folding arms and pondering) "A strip club, huh? Well, that would explain why she's so good with a flute."

(Da Qiao baps Sun Ce across the shoulder)

Chibi Da Qiao: "Pervert."

Chibi Sun Ce: (raising hands defensively) "Hey, I'm not saying you need lessons… remember the valley south of He Fei last year?"

(Da Qiao cuts her losses and shuts up)

Chibi Zhen Ji: "Alright, what about the man who started all this?"

Chibi Dian Wei: "Yeah! C'mon, Sun Ce, 'fess up!"

Chibi Sun Ce: "Alright, take your best shot…"

Chibi Dian Wei: "The Proclaimers."

Chibi Sun Ce: (eyeroll) "Dude, you're not even trying. Somebody else, preferably with an IQ larger than a sock puppet's? And Da can't answer, to make it fair."

Chibi Ling Tong: "I'm gonna say J-Rock- the more hard-core, the better. I'm not talking about SMAP, I mean Guitar Wolf-type stuff. And Cali rock- Beach boys, Surf Punks, that sorta thing."

Chibi Sun Ce: (thumbs up!) "Alright, Ling Tong! You don't hit yourself on the head with those nunchuks as often as I thought. I'm giving you command of another three provinces!"

Chibi Ling Tong: (beam!) "Hey, thanks!"

(Ling Tong raspberries Gan Ning)

Chibi Gan Ning: --;; "Ahhh, shut your trap, Junior Minty! Tell you what, I'll go next, just to show you a real man ain't afraid of nothin'."

(Gan Ning steps forward and gives everyone a challenging look)

Chibi Gan Ning: "Awright, you pansies… let's hear what you got. What does Gan Ning listen to?"

Xiao Qiao: "Ummmmm… Christmas carols?"

Chibi Gan Ning: --;; "No… stupid. But thanks for playin'."

(Xiao blushes and shuts up)

Chibi Xing Cai: "Red Hot Chili Peppers."

Chibi Gan Ning: >:) "Hey, not bad, Shu babe… whaddya doin' later?"

Chibi Zhang Fei: (GRAHHHHHHHHH!) "She's doing her homework, practicing her katas and going to bed by eight! That's what she's doing, butt-pirate!"

Chibi Gan Ning: (backing up) "Hey, I was just askin' old man, no need to get all uptight. Man, somebody had the tuna for lunch…"

Chibi Pang De: "Well, what about Xing Cai? What does the daughter of Zhang Fei listen to?"

Chibi Zhang Fei: (laughing loudly and grabbing Xing Cai in a playful headlock and giving her a noogie) "Awwww, she's my good little girl! She loves her ATeens and Hilary Duff, she does. Right, sweetie?"

Chibi Xing Cai: (oolk!) "Actually, dad… I listen to… well… gangsta rap…"

(Zhang Fei's eyes widen in horror as all his whiskers bristle and stand on end. His eyes roll into his head and he falls on his back in a dead faint)

BOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

Chibi Da Qiao: "Ew… I am not cleaning him up…"

Chibi Liu Bei: "I'd like to hear what the Wu strategist listens to."

(Lu Xun and Lu Meng both get ready to answer)

Chibi Zhou Yu: (giving them a pointed look) "He meant me, gentlemen."

(Lu Xun and Lu Meng both shut up)

Chibi Zhou Yu: "My musical tastes are elegant and refined, of course, not unlike Da Qiao's. I listen to both Eastern and Western music."

Everyone: "…"

Chibi Zhou Yu: "What?"

Chibi Xu Huang: "Well, to be honest… I think everyone here kinda had you pegged as emo."

Chibi Zhou Yu: Oo;; "What? Emo! Me!"

(Everyone nods)

Chibi Zhou Yu: (flustered and sputtering) "That… you… that doesn't make any sense! I'm not the least bit emo!"

Chibi Cao Pi: "You have to admit, you look the part. The pale skin, the black hair, the garish clothing…"

Chibi Zhou Yu: hotly "I most certainly do not!"

(To illustrate his point, Cao Pi walks over to Zhou Yu and drapes his raven bangs over one of Zhou Yu's eyes. The effect is telling.)

Chibi Yuan Shao: (nodding) "I see it now… Zhou Yu of Wu is emo. Next he'll be crying and cutting himself."

Chibi Zhou Yu: (furious) "I AM NOT A CUTTER!"

Chibi Sima Yi: (sneer!) "Oh, please, you think about flowers dying and cry like a little girl when you think no one's looking, don't you?"

Chibi Zhou Yu: (springing at Sima Yi with his sword) "You're right, Sima Yi, I am a cutter! I'm going to cut your freaking head off and give it to Sun Jian to play with!"

Chibi Sima Yi: Oo;; "Ack!"

(Zhou Yu chases Sima Yi around the omake, trying to turn him into a pin cushion)

Chibi Sima Yi: (crying like an emo) "Quick! Somebody play some Star Wars music so I can use my energy beams!"

(Sima Yi starts dodging and jinking, trying to throw off Zhou Yu, but the Wu strategist starts catching on and begins leaving his slow-floating fireballs in various places to herd the Wei strategist. Sima Yi banks lefts and screeches to a halt as one of Zhou Yu's fireballs explodes in front of him)

Chibi Sima Yi: "KYAAAAAAAAA!"

Chibi Zhou Yu: (jumping on Sima Yi and pounding him "Got you, you dress-wearing runt!")

Chibi Sun Ce: (laughing) "Ouch, he'll be feeling that in the morning!"

Chibi Sima Yi: (crying as Zhou Yu spanks him with his sword) "MOMMMMEEEEEEEEEEE!"

Chibi Gan Ning: (looking around) "Hey, speaking of men in dresses… what about Zhang He?"

Chibi Zhang He: (going up on his toes and spreading his arms wide) "Everything I listen to is elegant and beautiful, of course…"

Chibi Gan Ning: (whispering to Sun Ce) "Ricky Martin and George Michael, I'll bet you."

Chibi Sun Ce: (walking up to Xu Zhu) "Hey, Xu Zhu, ol' buddy, what music do you like to listen to?"

Chibi Xu Zhu: (dopey grin) "Raffi is my fa-vou-rite!"

Chibi Zhao Yun: (to Liu Bei) "Ever notice that all the morons and alternative lifestyle freaks seem to concentrate in Wei?"

(Everyone stops to look at Wei Yan, off by himself in a corner, spinning on his back as he listen's to 80's break-dancing music)

Chibi Zhao Yun: (sweat drop) "Except for him, of course."

Chibi Sun Ce: "Well, this is gonna take forever, it looks like. Maybe we'll have to continue in the next omake."

Chibi Da Qiao: (watching Zhou Yu) "If we make it to another omake. Personally, my lord, I wouldn't be all that devastated if we didn't."

Chibi Sun Ce: (ruffling Da Qiao's hair) "C'mon, Da, where's your sense of adventure?"

Chibi Da Qiao: --;; "I left it in Tiger Trap Pass, where else? Can we go now?"

Chibi Lu Bu: (growl!) "What about me! I didn't sit through this whole damn omake thing to be ignored, you know…"

Chibi Sun Ce: (eyeroll) "Fine, fine… anyone wanna guess what Lu Boob listens to?"

Chibi Diao Chan: "Hate metal… Laibach, Impaled Nazerene, that sort of thing… ye gods, I hear all day, every day. Makes it really hard to hear my Evanesance."

Chibi Lu Bu: (offended) "And what's wrong with that?"

Chibi Sun Ce: "Nothin', aside from the fact that you're as deep as a rain slick."

Chibi Lu Bu: (exploding) "HEY!"

(Lu Bu begins destroying the omake with a Musou Tantrum that Xiao Qiao would be proud of)

Chibi Lu Bu: "SMASH YOU ALL!"

Chibi Sun Ce: "This is probably not the last time I'm gonna say this concerning this guy, but… RUN!"

(Everybody bolts to get away from the psycho with the halberd; Lu Bu chases off after Sun Ce, leaving Xu Zhu and Sun Shang Xiang playing with the dolls in the middle of the floor)

Chibi Shang Xiang: (looking around) "Hey, where'd everyone go?"

(Shang Xiang notices Xu Zhu for the first time)

Chibi Xu Zhu: (grinning at her as he holds up a broken off doll's head) "Wanna play house? I'll be the mommy…"

Chibi Shang Xiang: Oo;; "KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

fin

Author's Notes: Yeah, it seems a little pointless, but I'm okay with that. I needed some time to figure out the next couple of Chapters- Si Shui Gate, Hu Lao Gate and all that. Between the game and the book, my mind is quite dizzy with ideas.

As long as this amused you in some small capacity, I'm happy. If you have ideas about what some of the other people might listen to, e-mail or PM me and letme know. You'll be given full credit for the idea, promise!