The Ultimate Fighter

Punk, Maria, Colt and Red were sitting outside an alleyway next to the pepsi store staring at a big pile of worms.

"I hope this works" said Colt

"same here I don't want to have to keep digging your ass for worms" said Punk as they waited for the Boogeyman to take the bait from the worms and then jump him as the Naturals walk past looking at the worms as green smoke started rising around them and the Boogeyman appeared doin his weird wiggly dance and grabbing the worms and eating them freaking Stevens and Douglas out as they walked slowly away until the smoke cleared and he ate all the worms Punk and Cabana ran out and ambushed him and hammering away at him while Maria and Red cheered them on while the Naturals are wondering what the hell is going on until Boogeyman broke free and double clotheslined Punk and Cabana and he grabbed the Naturals by the throats until Red tried saving them with a chair to the back but it had no effect on him as he turned around and punched the chair back into Reds face knocking him down, Punk came back in with a low blow and then locked in the anaconda vice while standing up as the Boogeyman stood there taking in the pain but eventually shoved Punk off him who hit a wall as the Naturals tried triple teaming with Cabana but got beat up again as they all wanted to retreat but the Boogey man grabbed Punk and gave him a pumphandle slam on a trash can while he powerbombed Colt on another and he then beat on the Naturals and Red .

"damn its gonna take another monster to kill this guy" said Maria and as if on cue Daiviri left the pepsi store and the Great Khali who hit his head on the wall on top of the door on the way out and ducked under the door to get out threw Douglas into a wall and choke bombed Stevens and he saw the Boogeyman and he went to beat him up but he hit him but had no effect as the Boogeyman tried the same but it had no effect on Khali as they kept hitting eachother but neither getting hurt.

"for gods sakes kill eachother" shouted Punk who was still in pain as they both looked at him and decided to double chokeslam him but before they could do so Boogeyman got blasted with a chain to his back as the monster Abyss attacked him as Khali watched while Abyss finished him off with a shock treatment then a black hole slam as Khali watched Abyss walked up to him and screamed in his face which Khali didn't flinch from as he screamed back at Abyss whos hair went flieing back as Abyss stood still thinking what to do now as James Mitchell came up to Khali and whacked him in the balls with his cane and then stabbed his foot with that cane.

"thats for waking me up you bastard" shouted Mitchell as Abyss finished him off with his chain choking him out as the Great Khali died a terrible death while the Boogeyman was dead as Red sneaked up to his prone body after the black hole and stabbed him with a potato peeler he just quickly stole from a nearby mcdonalds and stabbed the Boogeyman with it as he was finally dead as he and Maria celebrated while the Naturals, Cabana and Punk were all in pain moaning while laying around on the street as Kennedy came around the corner with the Boogeymans staff.

"oh my god you actually killed him wait till mr Mcmahon hears about this he'll let me into the UFC yes and then i'll become world champ and"

"hold on Red killed him not you" said Maria as she grabed his staff and hit Kenedy with it knocking him out as tey all staggered to the pepsi store to celebrate while explaining to the Naturals what was going on.


AJ and Ashley just won't stop going at it and Ashley not letting AJ leave the bedroom isn't helping things as she just kept having her way with him non stop and she got the whip out every time AJ was too tired to carry on.
Jackie got to the pepsi place to find Punk and all his friends battered and bruised as she dragged him away.

"Punk whats happened to you with all the bruises" asked Jackie

"well the Boogeyman beat me up to put it short" said Punk

"he doesn't exist" said Jackie

"he did he's over there" said Punk pointing to the corpse of the Boogeyman freaking Jackie out.

"anyways I need your help I need you to pretend to be my boyfriend to make a guy jealous for so he will dump his girlfriend and come after me" said Jackie

"whats in it for me" asked Punk

"you won't get a kick in the genitals by me" said Jackie raising her foot

"deal" said Punk

"good I'll find out when their next date is then I'll call you to meet me" said Jackie

"got it" said Punk as Jackie left


Young and Skipper were walking down the street looking for Sandmans truck as Dave has the keys.

"oh gorgeous where are you" asked Dave

"god I can't believe I put up with this" said Skipper as they bumped into Sandman and prepared to fight while Sandman did nothing.

"come on if you want my keys then you will have to kill me" said Young

"they're not your keys and they're not my keys" said Sandman

"whaaa.." said Young

"yeah they're his" said Sandman pointing behind Skipper and Young to see Stone Cold Steve Austin.

"so these are the dumb sum bitches who stole my keys huh" said Austin with death glares

"um he did" said Young tossing the keys to Skipper

"oh well then I guess you both will get an ass whooping" said Austin as he beat the turd out of Skipper and Young while Sandman watched while drinking a beer as Austin beat on them and taking back his keys.


Homicide was walking home on his own and he got in his house and before he shut the door when out of no where a chair came and blasted him in the head knocking him down and he could see a woman stand over him.

"you again" said Homicide

"I said this ain't over" said Jazz as she lifted the chair for what Homicide though was for another shot but she threw it away and jumped on top of Homicide with her knees by his sides with Homicide getting the wrong idea.

"hold on you just hit me with a chair now you want to shag me whats going on" said Homicide

"who said anything about shagging anyone I was gonna kill you up close and personal" said Jazz grabbing Homicides throat and choked him until he got her hands off him and turned the tables so he was on top holding her hands to the ground and Jazz saw what position they were in.

"is this what you wanted, to be top of me" said Jazz trieing to struggle.

"with our clothes off at first yeah but after trieing to kill me i'm not so sure" said Homicide keeping her hands pinned to the ground as she kept trieing to struggle and she was strong until both finally made it to their feet and staring at eachother

"so you want our clothes off right" said Jazz with a evil grin.

"errr yeah" said Homicide nervous

"well lets get to it" said Jazz as she jumped on Homicide again with her knees to his sides as she ripped his shirt off and the rest of his clothes as she carried him to the bedoom then threw him before he could respond she had already stripped and jumped on him and was too rough for him as he tried to run away but she grabbed him and threw him back on the bed and got him under the covers as she fucked his brains out until they were both sleeping soundly.