Once again I defy abandonment! Woot to the readers!

I felt bad for all of the readers... so I tried a double-chapter thing... but failed. But it's coming tomorrow! Also, school started and I finished my work (at least when I did the chappies, I'm already overloaded). Now for the reviews! (Doing forgotten chapter 10s, this chappie, chapter 11 next (don't want you guys to go out!):

Sydney (A-nony-mus): She tried, but Ter Borcht decided to be evil (real shocker).

vampire-wizard-with-wings: ...thanks. And I will NOT be fixing it... well, maybe. but after this i'll be putting up like little afternote things of how I really wrote the story. However, there will be some Edward-bashing... from Fang. Sorry, me no fan of fancy vampire (or any!) romance novel. The (crappy) Fax I mustered was only to make people happy.

Silverbird121 (1): Yes. Uber rare. By the way, LOVE your story. For those who want to know it's called Game Night, under a new crossover section between Max Ride and Super Smah Bros. VERY RANDOM AND PEACH IS A MEANIE. Check it out.

And now the story:


12

Wow. I had a terrible dream that I was searching for Angel, then I was kidnapped by the same creeps. Then, here's the creepy part, we lost all hope started crying. Sad isn't it. Except for one thing though.

It wasn't a dream.

That's right. Max the invincible breaks down in front of a 7-year-old kid who holds me in high respect. Can things get any worse?

Yep, Angel replied (obviously in my head. Jeez, people! Get with the program already). You were right, they're robots. Which means no mind control plan here.

Isn't the something LIVING here?!? Anyone?

Yes, but the only one is Ter Borcht. I hate even getting near his mind, it creeps me out.

Ya, you're right, I replied. And yes, I know about Ter Borcht. The numskull who came back from the defeated (should be dead).

And to get the roboalls attention, I yelled at them, "Hey Metalhead! Come over here so I can kick your butt!"

The robot turned around and addressed me in their monotone voice, "Permission denied. Not allowed to escape and not able to defeat us."

"For a robot, you sure have one big ego."

"Will not continue with useless conversation," it droned. It then turned around to watch the door once again.

Maybe that's how the kids feel, I thought to myself.

Exactly!, replied Angel. When I looked at her, she had a warm, smug smile on her face. While I slapped myself in the head, I got an idea, completely and utterly unrelated to the conversation at all. Crap, I'm becoming like Nudge. But that's beside the point.

I plucked off one of my feathers and cringed. Dang that hurt! Well, I thought to myself. This better work.

Here's my strategy. I use one of my feathers as a lock pic to get out, beat the heck out of those tingy-ma-bobbers and get out of here ASAP. Of course, the whole plan rested on two essential elements:

1. My hybrid advances make my feathers hard enough to do stuff like this.

2. My lock-picking skills have to be fine-tuned. I know how to do it, I just don't. But living under the same roof as Iggy for so long has to have some effect on me.

So, I put my feather in the lock and... it failed. My feather broke. So I pulled another and winced once again. I put it in the lock once again and guess what! It broke. I sighed and said to myself, "This is the last one."

After I plucked out the last feather, I set to work immediately. And in a time that would have made Iggy proud, I unlocked it. I jumped out and said, "Yo! Idiots!"

The robots turned around and set off a siren that said, "Intruder Alert! Escaped Prisioner! Intruder Alert! Escaped Prisioner..."

"Oh shut up!" I moaned as I hit it's neck hard, but for nothing more than a dent and a uber sore hand. I roundhouse kicked its gut. Ow! Nope. Tripping? OW! That's not going to work. Karate chop to the ribcage. Ouch! Worst... move... ever.

As I came in for another attempt at finding its weakness, it caught me. It also was in a prime position to break. As it was about to, Angel let out one of her trademark, ear-splitting, blood-curtling screams. Oddly enough, the robots' system short-circuted for a split-second. Definately enough time for to snap-kick both of their heads off with my good foot.

After that I let out Angel and ran down the hallway on the way to, hopefully, a way down. Of course, this time I felt a lot more confident, having my secret weapon right beside me.

This was going to be fun!


Hope you guys like chapter 2. It's also a short one, but I tried to do a double-day. But that doesn't mean you can't review both.

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