It had been utter boredom that had led him to this moment. Complete and utter boredom. John and Sherlock were currently sitting in front of the tv watching Doctor Who. John would have enjoyed it if Sherlock had kept his bloody mouth shut.

"Why is he wearing that fez?"

"Because he wants to I don't know"

"And the roman, who is he again?"

"Rory, Amy's boyfriend"

"Amy's the dead girl"

"Yes"

Shut up Sherlock, just shut up please.

"This doesn't make any sense. Its a complete paradox, how did he get out in the first place? He had to have, in order to start the whole thing"

"I don't know Sherlock, I don't care"


"I bet Rory's the security guard"

"Sherlock will you just shut up!"

"He's wearing the fez again"

John sighed.

"Yes Sherlock"

"Oh look he's dead. Oh well, end of the story"

"Shut up and sit down Sherlock"


"They are such a married couple"

Shut up, shut up, shut up.

"Oooh, she shut the fez"

Please shut up.

"No no no, of course he isn't dead"

"See I was right!"

Shut the hell up.


"He's still alive! Ha! I knew it"

"John I bet Amy brings him back"

Damn-it Sherlock. Im never watching a show with you again.

"See I was right again!."


"He's a really bad dancer"

"Oh look its over"

"Whats wrong John, I thought you liked this show"

John gave a loud sigh this time.

"I do, but you wouldn't shut up the entire time!".

"Can we watch another episode?"

"Do what you like, Im getting tea"

"John?"

"What?"

"I want a fez"