Authors Note: I know, I know Im lazy, I blame myself, I re-hired my typer/editor btw! (Well actually she wanted to start typing for me again, as u probably don't care about, I write my story in a notebook and THEN type it, except for my one-shots, I do those just on the computer and don't write them down, ANYWAYS I had this chapter written for a week and I wasn't even gonna update it tonight so you can thank my EDITOR: Ex Libris Anonymi (my cousin) for offering to type this, and also if u check out her stories it'd be cool, ANYWAYS:

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WARNING: This is the MOST RANDOMEST chapter ive ever written soooo yea….

ON WITH THE STORY:

Chapter 12: Breaking the Fourth Wall and Santa

Doof stepped out of the portal. He looked around and saw he was in front of this dimensions D.E.I building. He walked inside and got in the elevator.

The elevator was about to close when-

"Ho Ho hold that elevator!"

And Santa stepped inside.

Doofensmirtz just stared as the elevator doors closed.

*Top Floor*

"Tell me"

"No"

"Tell me"

"No"

"That's it!"

Alter Doof whipped out a gun and placed it to Perry's head.

"Tell me or die"

Perry opened his mouth to answer when-

*BANG*

Alter Doof fell to the floor. And standing behind him holding up a metal tray of some sort was Doofensmirtz. Doofensmirtz untied Perry from the chair and tied up Alter Doof.

"You came back for me?"

"Someone's gotta take care of you, you little fur ball"

They both smiled and hugged.

"You both make me sick"

The hug was broken and they both looked down at Alter Doof who's mid section was tied up.

They rolled their eyes.

"We should get out of here"

"Right"

They turned to leave.

Platyborg walked in.

"Platyborg! Get them!"

"Why do I have to do everything?"

"Stop complaining and just do it!"

"Whatever"

Platyborg flew at them. And was about to blast them with a laser when-

*BANG*

Platyborg fell to the ground and his robotic suit disintegrated and he was a regular platypus again.

Doof turned to look at the shooter.

"Who….?"

He saw Santa in the doorway holding a bazooka and wearing cool black aviators.

Everyone just stared.

"How does Santa even fit into this story?" Alter Doof shouted.

"Ho Ho Ho, breaking the fourth wall will get you put on the naughty list"

Perry spoke.

"Is that my bazooka?"

"Um….. Ho Ho Ho! Maybe…."

They all just stood silent for a moment when Santa said.

"Ho Ho Ho such a young platypus shouldn't be playing with a bazooka I'm just going to have to take this back to my workshop with me to keep in safe hands"

Perry did a face palm and said.

"Whatever"

"Can we just go back to our dimension now? I just want to finish this story, its too random and its giving me a headache…." Doof said.

"Do you have the portal remote?" Perry asked.

Doof went wide eyed.

"Whoops"

"Doof!"

All of a sudden a loud alarm went off.

"Normbots! Get them!"

Normbots started bursting into the room,

"Now what?" Perry asked

"Shall we run?" Doof asked

"Oh yes lets".

"AAAAAHHHHHH!"

They both screamed as they both ran in terror from the Normbots.

All of a sudden a portal opened and Phineas and Ferb stuck their heads out of it.

"Need a lift?"

They ran into the portal and it closed behind them.

*Other Room*

"Thanks for untying me Platyborg; I can't believe they got away…. And that Santa blew up your robotic suit….."

"Now what?" Platyborg asked

"Can you teach me how to Dougie?" Alter Doof asked

Perry the no longer Platyborg raised an eyebrow at him.

"Pleeeeaaassseee?"

Platyborg sighed.

"Fine"

"Yay!"

"Ho Ho Ho"

"WILL YOU GET OUT OF HERE?"