Bad Goat!
I'm so sorry for not updating in forever T.T That's about it for me to say!
"It shall begin...NOW!"The screech was heard throughout the strawberry fields, followed be yells of,"Pew, pew!" and,"Die monkey girl, dieeee!"
What the hell is happening, you may ask? Why, the Peanut Butter Wars, of course.
It started three minutes ago. Well, at least we think it did. Somebody through jam, somebody threw Peanut Butter.
Not funny, you might think. Well, we think it is, because everybody else thinks it isn't. Onwards...
Annabeth slid across the ground, firing a specialized Peanut Butter gun at Percy while he threw handful after handful of Jam at Luke.
"Dieeeeee!"Percy shrieked, pelting the cowering child of Hermes with The Butter of Peanuts. Every once in a while percy stopped and hate some Peanut Butter before continueing.
"STOP!"Came the voice of Grover, who had had anger problems for the last couple of days. Everybody froze—Metophorically—and looked at him. Grover started pelting them with soda cans.
"FEEL THE WRATH OF THE GOAT!"
"You aren't even a goat! You're part human too!"A girl yelled.
"DIEEEEE!"
"I don't wanna die!"The girl scowls. Grover frowns and stops.
"But I said to.."he says.
"Well I don't want to!"
"But...I command it..."Grover's bottom lip trembles. He sobs.
"No! Bad!"The girl hits him with a rolled up newspaper.
"But my wrath..."
"No! Go to your room! Now!"she snarls. Grover flinches and runs off. Everybody else looks confused. The girl giggles.
"That was fun."
Not too great, but it's as good as I got at the moment.
