A/N: OKAY!! Sorry for insulting HSM 2 and Hannie Montanie to those who were offended but to the rest…EXCELLENT MY MINIONS, EXCELLENT!! Pats for all of those who dislike them too. Evil laughter Anyways, this next chapter is THE BEGINNING OF HELL for the guys, just so that I'll have more to write later on! It kind of involves the dares…the beginning of them anyways. I'm also introducing a new group of characters. Enjoyyy!!

P.S. For those of you who are confused about who I am, I refer to myself as Harry. So when I say something like "I, Harry" I mean me. Still don't get it? Go to this accounts profile.

Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight, but I do own the MAN POSSE! YESSSS!

Dressing Up

Edward POV

Here it was. The day straight from hell itself. The day that Jasper, Emmett and I had to humiliate ourselves in front of our family. I still can't believe how we lost that bet. ALICE IS SUCH A CHEATER! I bet she knew she was going to win all along, with her stupid psychic powers and all.

"I HATE YOU ALICE!" Oops. That kind of just slipped out of my mouth. Alice looked over at me in mild surprise. Then she giggled as she looked at my face.

"That's okay Edward, you'll get over it," she said sweetly, as one of the men from her "Man Posse ©" began to massage Alice's feet. That guy is pathetic.

We were all sitting in our living room. I had brought Bella over and we sat on the couch, my arm draped around her shoulders. It was only 6:30 in the morning…and I was hoping to put off the dares as long as I could. I guess I messed up that plan, just now, didn't I?

Alice snapped her fingers and another one of her men came running along. "Augustus, be a dear and show the boys to my room, would you? It's time for them to get "suited up". Jasper froze from where he was standing across the room, staring at the Man Posse © with contempt filled in his eyes.

"What do you mean, suited up?" Jasper asked. Alice rolled her eyes.

"Oh sweetie, use your brain once in a while. You can't be Emo without your Emo clothing and accessories, now can you?" Accessories? I began to shake with fright. One of the men seized my hand, while two others took Emmett and Jaspers'. They began to giggle and speak in a rapid other foreign tongue. Emmett growled in disgust and threw the man's hand off, sending him flying across the room with the strength. He crumpled in the corner of the room and started to cry. A fellow blond Man Posse © member ran up to his fallen comrade and began to comfort him. Alice sighed.

"Co-operate, Emmett! You lost, now don't be a sore loser. Todde," Alice said to another one of her pansy little men. "Please escort Emmett, darling." The man pranced over to Emmett, looking slightly apprehensive but keeping his distance. The other two men had let go of our hands, but now they all giggled again and continued their conversation. Rosalie, who could understand German, listened in and began to laugh.

"What? What are they saying?" Jasper asked, looking thoroughly disgusted.

"They're excited. They get to dress hot men!" Rosalie said, trying to control her fits of laughter. I cringed away in horror. Great. So not only had we lost to a bunch of girls, we had lost to a bunch of pansy MEN too. This day had only begun and it already sucked.

Bella POV

I watched in amusement as the boys were dragged away to the dungeons a.k.a. Alice's room. I was awed by the Man Posse ©. They were so useful! I looked around at them, then Alice snapped her fingers again and they all jogged off in a neat little line. "Alice, you never actually did introduce us to your Man Posse properly, you know." Alice nodded.

"Yes, well that's about to change." Alice snapped her fingers three times and screamed, "Alte Schutzpoliezeiaufgebot, WIEDER ZUSAMMENSETZEN!!" I looked around at Rosalie in confusion.

"She said assemble, Man Posse."

The Man Posse ran up to Alice once more, in their frilly little line. They had changed into dark wash Abercrombie jeans and very tight see-through white shirts. Rosalie giggled in excitement as a fat little man came running along, holding a fan. He turned the fan on and instantly, the men sprang into their own poses, as their hair blew in the wind from the fan. As the dramatically posed, they began listing off their names.

"Augustus!"

"Erik!"

"Günther!"

"Hans!"

"Jean-Claude!"

"Stephie!"

"Todde!"

"Viktor!"

They all had heavy accents, and I guessed those were the only English words they knew. They wore name-tags, their names spelt out in flimsy handwriting and spelt rather specifically. "Man Posse, this is Bella and Rosalie," Alice said, pointing us out. One by one, they kissed our hands and bowed. I giggled as one of them winked at me.

This day was going to be AWESOME.

Jasper POV

I was being dragged into Alice's room where our "costumes" were waiting for us. My heart would've been pounding straight out of my chest by now if I was human. We reached the door and stepped inside apprehensively. Emmett and Edward froze beside me, as we stared at the clothing that lay on the bed.

OH MY CARLISLE. I WAS NOT wearing that!!!

One Hour Later….

Rosalie POV

"Ahem."

I looked up from the magazine I was reading and my jaw dropped in shock. I began laughing uncontrollably as I stared up at the stairs. Was that really Jasper? Oh my Carlisle this is already SO worth Bella almost dying for us to win the bet!!

Jasper stood wearing a black band t-shirt with skinny jeans that had a silver chain hanging onto them. He wore a black hoodie, with the hood pulled over his head to hide his hair and face. His wrists were covered in wrist bands and his head was hanging in shame. Alice ran up the stairs and yanked the hood off Jasper's head. My laughter got even louder. The tips of his honey blond hair had been dyed black and was styled so that it hung over one of his eyes. His eyes had been smothered in black eyeliner and he wore clip on snake bites.

I have to admit, he looked pretty hott but when you remembered that it was Jasper, it was hard to control your laughter.

"Poor, baby, you look great!" Alice squealed. Jasper's nostrils flared in anger. "Where are the others?"

Just then, loud music was blaring from the top of the stairs. I stood up to get a good look and even though my laughter had died, I was now laughing harder than before. Edward stood at the top of the stairs wearing a "pimping" overly-long jersey over his bare, pale skin. His jeans hung at his knees, and his boxers were visible to the world. Under the hat he wore, he had put on a matching green doo rag. He was covered in shining gold and silver chains that hung around his neck. He was carrying a huge ghetto blaster on his shoulder (which is where the music was coming from). He began to swagger down the stairs, moving his head in time to the music, singing "This is Why I'm Hot." When he almost reached the bottom, he tripped over his baggy jeans and nearly fell.

This was HYSTERICAL!!! Once Bella, Alice and I had finished laughing at him, we waited for Emmett. We stood at the foot of the stairs waiting expectantly. Then, when he appeared I smirked. He was wearing a tight muscle shirt over his muscly muscles, with track pants. He hung his head shamefully as he thundered down the stairs. He was holding a CD.

"Ahhh, I see that you've chosen to street perform to Hannah Montana first. Good choice, Emmett," I said, grinning as he growled at me.

"EXCELLENT!" Alice screamed. "Todde, Günther, Jean-Claude, you've all done wonderfully! I'll reward you later. Now off you go, Man Posse!!" The men ran off to who knows where and jogged straight through the door.

"Now that you guys are ready, would you like to see the schedule?" Bella asked, looking devious. Edward gulped.

"Schedule for what?" Bella rolled her eyes at Edward.

"You didn't really think that you'd only have to do this dare inside the house, did you? No way! You're going to be going in public, Edward." Edward looked as if he could throw something whereas Jasper sulked and Emmett continued to growl.

"Oh, and Edward, I see you chosen being a part of the Vampz gang. Didn't you want to be apart of the Cripz or Bloodz?"

Edward bit his tongue to stop himself from saying something he'd regret.

Alice POV

I pulled the schedule that Bella, Rosalie and I had come up with for the guys out of my pocket. I cleared my throat and began to read.

"Jasper, you and I will be going to a poetry session at the Life Sucks poetry club first. Your new name is now "Life Snatcher". Jasper looked horrified.

"P-poetry?"

"Yes, Life Snatcher, poetry. I hope you have your little Emo poems ready! Edward," I continued, turning to face him. He looked up as he hitched his pants a little higher. "You and Bella are going to find the rest of your gang members. You get to hang out with them today, because the Vampz is a real vampire gang, you know." Edward stood frozen in horror.

"They'll kill Bella!"

"Don't worry, she'll be watching from afar," I said, smiling at him. "We wouldn't want her to get hurt, would we? Oh, and your new name is E-Dizzle." Once the laughter had stopped I continued on. "Last but not least, Emmett, you are going to go to the most popular spot in this town and do your little street performing…for MONEY."

"MONEY?!" Emmett bellowed. "I DON'T NEED MONEY!"

"NO ARGUING!" Rosalie shrieked at him.

"After all of this is done, we're all going to meet in the park, where there's a picnic being held for the whole town. We'll get to see everyone from school there!" I said delightedly. "And from there, I'll tell you what you're going to be doing."

Edward had fallen onto the couch. Poor Edward. Poor Jasper. Poor Emmett.

"Come on guys, after today, maybe everyone will forget what happened."

In your dreams, boys.

A/N: Ew, okay so I thought this chapter was kind of cheesy. But remember, it was a FILLER CHAPTER! In the next chapter, the real fun begins as the guys humiliate themselves. I'll update tomorrow. I PROMISE! And thanks to the person who suggested "This Is Why I'm Hot." You rock!