Boo!
So I Have TEN Million Assignments On The Go, Right This Second.
Sooo... 'Static-Butterfly' Is Writing The Next Chapter! YAY!
As Soon As My Hands Stop Bleeding From Sewing All Of These Gosh Dang Musical Costumes (Grease!) Then I Will Upload It Like Cray-Cray Fast.
Also...Static And I Started A Roman Klaine Fic...Might Put Up The Pilot After This. It's Not Going To Be Long...At All. Just Like 'Three Days To Forever'. It's Actually Half Written Already.
So Kurt Got His Way, And Blaine Is Taking Him Shopping...Oh Lordy!
xoxoxoxox
Chapter Twelve
'Space Pants'
*~O~*
Blaine, being the excellent boyfriend he was, stayed true to his word, and took a very hyper Kurt shopping the next day.
Kurt had insisted on him picking him up, before the sparrows fart, in Blaine's opinion, but he wasn't going to let that get him down. After all he was going to be spending the entire day with his boyfriend.
*~O~*
Blaine pulled up outside the 'Hudmels' residence at 9 a.m., as requested. Parking his car on the side of the road, Blaine locked the doors and headed to the front door.
He didn't even have to knock, as a very tired looking Finn swung the door open. "Hey Finn," Blaine smiled, earning a grunt in response from the taller boy.
Finn lead Blaine down the hall to Kurt's bedroom, where Finn cautiously put his ear to the door and started to chuckle.
"What, what s so funny?"
"He's still asleep!" Finn cackled, earning a slightly horrified look from Blaine.
"He made me get up early, to go shopping, and he still isn't up!"
"Shhh!" Finn hissed, bringing a finger up to his lips, "Let's wake him up then,"
"How?" Blaine hissed back, terrified to discover what Finn might have in mind.
Finn was quiet for a minute. Blaine could have sworn he heard the gears in his head churning as he struggled to conjure up a way to wake Kurt up, without having him kill someone.
Suddenly Finn's eyes lit up and he gasped audibly.
"Let's jump on his bed!"
Blaine raised an eyebrow at the now excited and fully awake teen in front of him. "He'd kill us!"
"Not if you join me, you forget, you can't do anything wrong in his eyes."
Blaine was still rather annoyed that he had to wake up early and Kurt hadn't. And this seemed like the perfect opportunity to get him back.
"Okay, I'm in, but first, we are going to need coffee, and lots of it. He's going to need it when we wake him up."
Just as the boys turned to head towards the kitchen, a head poked out of the doorway across the hall.
Blaine nearly jumped out of skin, to see Burt standing in his bedroom doorway, arms folded, amused look on his face.
"M-morning ," Blaine stuttered out nervously. "Blaine, for the one-hundredth time, call me Burt,"
"Yes, sorry," Blaine mumbled. "What are you two up to?" Burt asked in a gruff voice.
"We are going to jump on Kurt's bed to wake him up, 'cos he made Blaine get up early for nothing," Finn beamed like a five year old.
"I'm disappointed in you two," Burt lowered his gaze.
"W-why?" The two boys asked nervously. Neither wanted to feel the wrath of Burt Hummel, clearly where Kurt got his wrath from.
"For not including me! You two go get coffee, and I'll get some pots and pans, rendezvous here in five minutes, you're going to need music to jump to," Burt smiled.
*~O~*
Five minutes later, the three trouble makers stood outside Kurt's room, Carole on hand with the video camera.
Burt had an armful of various pots and pans.
Finn had a boom box.
And Blaine had as many cups of coffee as he could carry.
"On the count of three, we slip in, ten seconds to cue everything up, and then go nuts," Burt laughed.
"You boys are cruel," Carole chuckled, yet she had insisted she video.
"One"
"Two"
"Three"
The four of them slipped in through the door and into Kurt's still dark bedroom.
Using the light from their cell phones, they cued the boom box, and set up Burt's make shift drum kit.
They all took their places. Finn sauntered over to Carole with the camera, standing in front of it he said; "My name is Finn Hudson, and this is 'waking up the drama queen' "
Blaine hit play on the boom box as he and Finn jumped up on the bed and bounced around on the mattress.
Burt tried to drum along with the music, but the resulting sound of the two woks he was hitting together sounded like a Chinese oriental flee market.
"Wake up Kurty! Wakey time!" Finn and Blaine chanted over the top of the song that was playing as they bounced around, being careful not to step on Kurt in the process.
"Is it Christmas?" Kurt sat up, ramrod straight, as his eyes adjusted to the light that Carole had just flicked on.
Blaine handed Kurt a cup of coffee as he stepped off of the bed. Finn, Burt and Carole making a run for the door before Kurt had realised what had just happened.
Blaine turned the boom box off, as Kurt finished his drink, still processing what had just happened.
As Kurt put down his cup on his bedside table, he glanced over to look at his alarm clock.
9:37 a.m.
Hmm that's odd. It was supposed to go off at 8.
Blaine stood hesitantly at the foot of Kurt's bed, as the coffee did its work. Letting out a large sigh, Kurt began to speak. "I'm not going to kill you," Blaine looked up and met eyes with his boyfriend.
Kurt raised his voice a little, and shouted: "However, my family is on probation. Not cool guys. Ever heard of doing something quietly?"
*~O~*
Roughly an hour later Kurt was fully dressed and ready to go. Although he had to tear Blaine away from the game he was playing with Finn whilst he waited.
As they sat in the car, Blaine noticed that Kurt was rather fidgety.
"You alright there Kurt?"
"Yeah, why?"
"You drank ALL of the coffees didn't you?"
"No point in wasting perfectly good coffee."
As they drove around Lima, heading to the mall, Blaine couldn't help but smile at how restless Kurt was getting.
"Am I going to regret taking you shopping loaded on coffee?"
Kurt's eyes grew wide as saucers. Quick change the topic before he cancels our shopping trip.
"Let s SING A SONG!" Kurt shouted out randomly, frightening Blaine in the process, who jumped out of his skin and nearly veered off of the road. "Inside voices, dear. What did you have in mind?"
Kurt smiled apologetically and scrolled through the iPod connected to the sound system.
As the music started playing, Blaine turned to Kurt who was smiling adorably to himself.
Kurt met Blaine's gaze as he began to sing:
If you're the bird whenever we pretend its summer Then I'm the worm, I know the part, it's such a bummer But fair is fair, if my segments get separated I'll scream and you'll be there
Close your eyes, (close my eyes)
Slide the cotton off of your shoulder,
And feel the shine, (feel the shine)
I'm hooked so toss me over and cast a line, (oh I'll try)
Oh, throw a party and greet my undersea friends, (it depends)
as they arrive, (if they arrive)
Blaine joined Kurt for the next verse, being careful to watch where he was going, but glancing and bobbing along none the less:
You and I left our troubles far behind, (troubles far behind)
But I still have just one more question on my mind.
For all my pals who live in the oceans and the seas With friends like these well, who needs enemies?
The two boys sang together with such love for one another, that not even Disney could out 'lovey-dovey' them.
La daa, la da daa da.
After the break, Blaine took over:
If I'm your boy, let's take a short cut we remember
And we'll enjoy, picking apples in late September
Like we've done for years
Then we'll take a long walk through the corn field
And I'll kiss you between the ears
With that lone, Kurt blushed a beautiful shade of pink, successfully causing Blaine to swoon a little. Unable to control himself, he took the closest hand to him, and place a small soft kiss upon it.
If you're my Kurt (girl), swirl me around your room with feeling
And as we twirl, the glow in the dark stars on your ceiling
Will shine for us, as love sweeps over the room
'Cause we tend to make each other blush, you make me blush
The boys shared a knowing smile together, as they sang the remainder of the song together, as they headed towards the mall:
You and I left our troubles far behind, (troubles far behind)
But I still have just one more question on my mind,
For all my pals who live in the oceans and the seas,
With fronds like these well, who needs anemones?
You're the bird and I'm the worm and it's plain to see That we were meant to be Da da daa da da daa da We were meant to be We were meant to be Da da daa da da daa da If you're the bird If you're the bird Then I'm the worm We were meant to be
*~O~*
Blaine knew very well, how much Kurt loved fashion. Heck, he knew very well that Kurt loved to shop. But he had no idea that Kurt's already existing level of crazy, when fuelled with an excessive amount of coffee, would be almost intolerable.
They had been at the mall for just over an hour, and already in their tenth store.
Kurt whirled through every store, frantically, yet systematically, searching the racks for anything he deemed interesting.
He'd bought various things for himself and some friends, and was yet to test Blaine's patience, by making him try stuff on.
The deal was if Kurt chose for Blaine, then Blaine could choose for him.
Not that Kurt didn't trust Blaine. He just would rather dress himself.
*~O~*
As they entered the eleventh store, arms full of bags, Blaine piped up.
"Hey, uh, how many more stores were you thinking? Like, no rush or anything. Just thought maybe having lunch, today, might be, you know, a good idea?"
Blaine smiled his most adorable smile he could muster over the rack Kurt was currently flicking through.
"Hmm...wait, what?" he replied, looking up from the pair of skinnies he was admiring. "Lunch?" Blaine smiled once again.
"Soon,"
"Aw, come on, m'tired," Blaine pouted and mock yawned, earning an amused look from Kurt.
"If you try on an outfit I choose for you, then sure, we can go for lunch," Kurt challenged.
"Well, my dear, if I do remember correctly, the deal was, I dress you, you dress me," Blaine smiled back, excitement glistening in his eyes.
"I do recall you saying, without complaining?"
"Crap,"
"I know just the place to go," Kurt smiled.
Kurt dropped what he was doing, and took Blaine's hand, and lead him out of the store.
Eventually they ended up at a rather high end clothing store.
"Five minutes long enough to find something?" Kurt asked sweetly.
"Challenge accepted, Hummel."
The boys took off to opposite sides of the store, as the song on the sound system changed.
The store was relatively empty, save for the two boys and an attendant, who recognising the song, turned the volume up.
With a small smile gracing his lips, Kurt started to sing along quietly:
Oh oh La la la I am,
I'm too fabulous I'm so, fierce that it's so nuts
I live, to be model thin
Dress me, I'm your mannequin
The attendant, 'Delora', according to her name tag, smiled as she heard the paler of the two boys in the store sing along, as she headed towards him, to offer assistance.
As she listened to his beautiful voice, she couldn't help but join him for the verse:
j'adore vivienne habillez-moi Gucci, Fendi et Prada.
valentino, Armani too.
Merde I love them Jimmy Choo
Kurt smiled as he sang along with the attendant. Both of them smiling and holding up random articles of clothing, and expertly examining them.
Fashion
Put it all on me
Don't you want to see these clothes on me
Fashion Put it all on me
I am anyone you want me to be
Fashion
Put it all on me
Don't you want to see these clothes on me
Fashion put it all on me
I am anyone you want me to be
Oh oh La la la
We love designer
Having heard the other two from the other side of the store, Blaine sauntered over to the pair, and held up a sparkly pair of heels, as he joking joined in:
I need, some new stilettos
Can't walk, down the street in those
You are, who you wear it's true
A girl's just as hot as the shoes she choose
Delora and Kurt were almost on the floor in hysterics at how seriously Blaine was acting towards the importance of high heeled shoes, but the trio powered on through the song none the less:
J'adore Weitzman, habillez-moi
Louis, Dolce Gabbana,
Alexander McQueen, et oh
Merde I love those Manolo
Fashion put it all on me
Don't you want to see these clothes on me
Fashion
Put it all on me
I am anyone you want me to be
Fashion
Put it all on me
Don't you want to see these clothes on me
Fashion
Put it all on me
I am anyone you want me to be
Oh oh La la la
We love designer
Oh oh La la la
We love designer
The trio found themselves standing upon one of the display tables belting out the last parts of the song, sashaying and doing the 'Vogue', as well as random variations of 'Gaga' moves:
Fashion put it all on me
Don't you want to see these clothes on me
Fashion put it all on me
I am anyone you want me to be
Fashion put it all on me
Don't you want to see these clothes on me
Fashion put it all on me
I am anyone you want me to be
Fashion put it all on me
Don't you want to see these clothes on me
Fashion put it all on me
I am anyone you want me to be
Fashion put it all on me
Don't you want to see these clothes on me
Fashion put it all on me
I am anyone you want me to be
As the song drew to a close, the three of them jumped down from the table and laughed hysterically.
Once having caught their breath, Blaine finally said; "Two minutes left Hummel,"
*~O~*
Eventually, after a ten minute long squabble over, the real existing amount of time remaining, the two boys were standing outside of the changing area.
Both wearing the outfits the other had chosen for them.
Blaine was wearing a smart pale blue button up shirt, with tight fitting jeans and a bow tie.
Kurt in tight black skinnies and a purple long sleeved shirt, with a finely tailored vest.
He'd hate to admit it, but Blaine had done a good job of choosing his outfit, although it would be something he would never choose for himself.
As Kurt admired the outfit in the floor length mirror outside the cubicles, Blaine snaked his arms around Kurt's waist.
"Say, Kurt, my dear, are you wearing space pants?" Blaine asked Kurt, resting his head on the other boys shoulder.
"No, why?"
"Because, your ass is out of this world," Blaine smiled, earning a swat on the head.
"Let s get you some lunch,"
*~O~*
Music Credits:
The Bird And The Worm - Owl City (Honestly, Check Out The Bird And The Worm By The Used...Way Cooler. But Irrelevant)
Fashion - Lady Gaga (Praise Mother Monster, AMEN!)
Could Have Been Longer, But I'm Too Sick To Keep Typing.
Original Space Pants Line Used On Project Runway. How s That For Dedication?
R+R If You Want. 8)
Suggestions Welcome.
-Jaydee (Cyanide-Pansy)
