"Rachel!"
"What Quinn?"
"Where is my Yale hoodie?!"
"I don't know what you're talking about." Rachel lied as she walked into the living room
"Then what are you wearing?"
"My Yale hoodie?"
"You don't sound so sure."
"I am I was testing your eyesight."
"Yeah. Sure. Now turn around."
"Why?"
"Just do it!"
Rachel turned around. Quinn looked inside the hood, where she had placed a tiny red Q.
"Aha just as I thought. You did steal my hoodie."
"How do you know it's yours?"
"There's a tiny red Q inside the hood."
"Fine. Do you want me to take it off?"
"Yes."
Rachel quickly took off the hoodie and handed it to Quinn. Quinn nearly dropped it when she saw Rachel standing there in just her bra. Rachel walked away and grabbed another shirt.
"Quinn, close your mouth, you'll catch flies."
Quinn's jaw snapped shut, she just stood there.
Rachel and Quinn were on their way to a coffee shop to meet Santana and Brittany.
"Rach?"
"Yes?"
"What's going on between San and Britt?"
"They're back together."
"Really? I'm so glad San finally got her head out of her ass."
Just then Santana snuck up behind Quinn and whispered in her ear.
"Hey Q, why you talking shit?"
Quinn jumped. Rachel, Brittany, and Santana laughed.
"Santana you bitch!"
"That's why I'm so lovable."
"Whatever."
"They love me." She pointed at Rachel and Brittany who were still laughing.
The girls sat at a booth and drank their coffee as they caught up. Rachel and Brittany got up to get cookies.
"Quinn. You gay ass motherfucker."
"What the hell?"
"You really think I didn't notice? You're all over Berry and have been since the 10th grade. When are you going to screw her already. Unless you already did."
"I'm not gay. I don't like Rachel. I have no idea what you're talking about."
"Of course you don't like Rachel. You're fucking in love with her."
"I am not."
"Then why were you sitting so close to her?"
"I have bad hearing."
"Bullshit. Why did you buy her coffee?"
"She saved me from my wedding."
"Pfft. Why are you staring at her ass?"
"I wanted to know if it was nicer than mine."
"Q. We all know you have the biggest and nicest white girl ass for miles. Now tell me how you are not gay."
"My ass is not big!"
Just then Rachel and Brittany came back with cookies.
"What are we talking about?" Rachel asked.
"Santana's just being a bitch."
"Whatever Puta."
"Shut the fuck up."
"Make me!"
"Real mature San."
"Like you're any better."
"I am. I'm better than you atleast."
"Sure thing pressed lemon."
"Fuck you."
"Thanks for the offer but I have a girlfriend."
"Please, that wasn't an offer."
"Oh Q. I'm hurt."
"You'll get over it."
"Guys! Stop it!" Rachel yelled.
"I'm sorry Rae."Quinn said before she stuck her tongue out at Santana. Santana just flicked her off
The girls headed back to Rachel's apartment. Brittany and Santana were sitting on the couch waiting for Quinn and Rachel to pick a movie and make popcorn.
"San, Quinn's totally gay for Rachel."
"I know right! Finally somebody has noticed."
"She's deeper in the closet than you were."
"Britt!"
"Sorry Sanny but it's true."
"Whatever." Santana grumbled as she pouted. It was so cute that it made Brittany fall in love all over again.
"Come on sweetie put your pout away and smile. You've got me now so you at least accepted it faster."
"Yeah I did."
"And I am so glad that you did."
Santana smiled and kissed her cheek.
"Well aren't you guys just the cutest!" Quinn teased from the other room.
"Aye Fuck you!" Shouted Santana.
