A/N: Oh my God oh my God oh my God I'm sorry I never updated! I'm SO SORRY I AM! I got caught up in family drama, and friend drama, and then I went through a horrible state of depression for months and I never updated I'm so freaking sorry! I know a lot of you have been waiting (or not, that's fine) and I'm going to resume chapter posting which may be irregular. Anyway here you go:

Disclaimer: I don't own Sherlock


Sherlock, did you talk to Mary? -JW

Who? -SH

Mary, my girlfriend! -JW

Why would you think that? -SH

She told me you told her about the time Mycroft and I were drunk! -JW

Which time? -SH

The time when we might have woken up in the same bed. -JW

Ah, yes. The one night stand. -SH

WE WERE FULLY CLOTHED YOU BASTARD! -JW

It's still funny. I still can't believe it ended up in the papers. -SH
"John Watson seeing Holmes' brother" still hilarious 3 years later. -SH

She's laughing at me so hard she fell off the sofa. -JW

We both did when I told her. -SH
She hasn't dumped you yet, you should keep her. -SH

Mycroft is texting me now. -JW
He's pissed. He didn't want the information out. -JW

It was already out. -SH

He exterminated all evidence of it. -JW

I understood that reference. -SH
I still have a copy I'm not letting him have. -SH

You arse. -JW

I have too go, Lestrade wants me to investigate a triple homicide. Oh, with a note! Want to come? -SH

God yes. -JW


A/N: Sooooo it sucked. I know it did. Wasn't as funny as it could be, but I'm working on it. I need help for next chapter's plot. If you have any ideas, any at all, PLEASE TELL ME THEM. I am run dry as I had a creative writing assignment for school, a report on Kelp Forests I still haven't finished that is due next Friday, and about 7,000 tests.

Does anyone else have a parent that is a writer, because I do. She looks at my papers, and then back at me with such dissapointment in my writing skills. Anyway, hope everyone in the USA (U-S-A, U-S-A, U-S-A) has a great weekend, Britiain I hope you have a great weekend, Austrailia I hope you have a great weekend (I have a friend in Austrailia) AND I HOPE EVERYONE HAS A GOOD WEEKEND FILLED WITH SHERLOCK, BUNNIES, MARTIN FREEMAN, CUPCAKES, THE OFFICE, AND COOKIES.

Bye! :D

(P.S. If you're reading this on a remote island after a plane crash, I hope you get found. And tell me how you got internet because that is amazing.)