Hello, welcome back!
Warnings: B, L, life, everything in between.
I just know I'm going to regret leaving Blake with her crazy brother. Yeah I lurked in the hallways and when I was about to leave (I get bored really easily, sorry) Birthday boy decides to show up. And I'm not talking about L.
'So... When do you think we'll hear the blood curdling screams?'
'Shut up.'
'Kill yourself?'
'No.'
'Please... I'll leave you alone, permanently~! That's what you want after all?'
'...'
'I swear if you were a real person I would cut off your limbs with a saw, dip your body in boiling oil, stitch a frown into your face, cut out your eyes, rip out your organs and give them to a cannibal, and finally set your corpse on fire.'
'...'
And... there's the evil laughter I knew was coming! I really do belong in an asylum don't I? That's it; I'm taking refuge in my games, you know, where I can't have a mental breakdown or anything!
"S, why are you in the feetle position on the floor?" Mello asked, I nearly jumped out of my skin. He came out of nowhere, I swear!
"Wah!? Mells, you're not a ninja are you? Don't lie to me I'll know if you lie, if you do I'll give you the 'look'." I threatened, give me a break I'm bored. And I might have had some of Mello's chocolate.
"No I'm not a ninja you idiot. Now answer my question, will ya?" He glared at me.
"I assume you're the uke in the relationship. Hmm, Mattie never struck me as a seme, oh well I ship it," I said casually, he just blushed and glared. "And I'm doing super secret, spy stuff so shoo."
"Secret spy stuff," he repeated. "Yay, my sister is a little kid again."
"Super secret spy stuff," I corrected, he turned to leave but I said something else, just to annoy him. "Congrats on finally becoming a uke, brother dearest~!"
"I'm not a uke!" he snapped.
"So Mattie's your uke? Le gasp, you're seme!?" I asked and stood up. In my defence for still being on the floor... I regret nothing.
"S-shut up!" And with that, Mi-chan left the hallway.
"Hmm, might as well finish Pokémon Red, Pokémon league here I come!"
An hour later I was in my room listening to my CD player. I know I shouldn't have things like a 3DS or a CD player but no one's said anything. Although I'm pretty sure panda man and Roger think I'm from the future. Pfft...
Just as the next MCR song was about to play, Way and Matt literally threw open my door and waltzed in here. The hell?
"Welcome friends! Care for a, uh, skittles pack?" I offered, grinning stupidly.
"You have to go to the office," Way said.
"Oh okay, but why do you two look like someone just died?" I asked and shut off my CD player, forgive me Gerard.
"Well, I think you'll know when you go to the office, Mells is already there." Matt said, I noticed he face was a little pink. All that just from mentioning Mello's name. Man I can't wait to know about his reaction when they have sex one day. Because we all know it's going to happen.
"What happened?" I asked seriously. If they give me any 'you'll find out' excuses...
"We don't know the details but L wanted to see you and Mells." Matt explained and took out his game boy.
"What the gamer said," Way added.
"M'kay," I sighed. "Goodbye, and get out of my room guys." I said and left, shutting the door when they were out of my room.
When I got to the office, L and Mello were there talking about something. I cleared my throat to make my presence known.
"Ah good Secret's here. Now then I've been told of your... conditions that not even Watari or Roger understand."
"Is it the 'we're not depressed orphans' thing? If so you should be happy neither one of us have offed ourselves off," I said, you have no idea how much I wanted to add 'yet' to that sentence.
"Or is it the 'surprisingly smart for our ages' thing? Everyone here is smart for their age..." Mello said eating a chocolate bar. I swear there's an endless supply in his pockets and no one will convince me otherwise.
"No. It's about you," he looked at me. Get your creepy, soulless eyes away from me dude, "having slight amnesia, and you-" he looked at the blonde a few feet away from him, "showing signs of IED."
"Oh," I started with a laugh. "This is about our alleged mental disorders. Well Panda, let me say this; you don't care. I know you don't you know you don't, so let's cut to the chase. You're just bored and want to see what you can get from us? Or is it because you don't know what happened to mine and Mello's family? You did just find us in a run-down orphanage after all!"
"S," Mello called, I ignored him.
"Secret-"
"You annoy me-no you infuriate me. I'll just go on a whim here and say that my brother and I are another case for you to solve. Love to break it to you but there's nothing to solve. I'm okay with having holes in my memory and Mello's bipolar. Or on his boy-period. Good-bye bastard and brother," I said and slammed the door shut when I left.
I lied about my memory but L doesn't need to know; besides Mello already knows how I feel about my memories.
I wandered the halls until I bumped into someone. Is it me or have I been doing that a lot lately?
"Meh, sorry, don't nag at me." I said, oh I don't have to worry about being nagged at. It was only Blake.
"I don't feel like nagging," she said tiredly. "Why did Panda want to see you and Mello-jello?"
I sighed. "He wanted to talk about mine and Mello's 'mental problems' when we have none! He's always been bipolar and my memories are gone, dammit! ...Sorry, how did it go with B?" I asked, trying to calm down. I felt like I was about to go on a rampage.
"It went… Birthday-ish." She said and scratched the back of her head.
"Does that mean it went bad? My nose is itchy!" I stated and scratched my nose furiously. She laughed lightly, I joined her.
"If you mean 'did someone almost die' then no. He just said some things and so did I," she said the last part hesitantly. 'Ello, what's all this then? *English accent*
"Ah okay," she'll tell me if it's really important. But I will pry later. "Where is B anyway?"
"He went to the kitchen for some jam, Bandit went with him so she could talk to Rue," Blake answered.
"Oh, remind me not to eat lunch or dinner today," I said/pleaded, Blake nodded.
"Wanna watch anime and read manga, I'll get the popcorn." I added she grinned.
"Sure, I'll get the manga and tapes then," we parted so we could get the things.
When I got to the kitchen I practically destroyed the room and utensils looking for the popcorn.
"Where is it-oh come on I can find the lucky charms from two months ago but not popcorn!? Seriously?" I threw the cereal somewhere behind me. I was looking in a cupboard for the popcorn when I heard someone speak behind me.
"You mean this popcorn?"
I hit my head on the cupboard.
"FUCK, why does this keep happening!?" I was having one of my 'I'm going to scream instead of talk calmly' days.
"Secret, you've been hitting your head on cupboards? What has Believe been doing to you?"
I rubbed my head and looked at the figure in front of me. As always B had a jam jar, and this time a popcorn bag.
"Who? Never mind can I have that popcorn?" He did nothing for a while and threw the bag at me, I caught it.
"Believe is Blake, and if there's any jam on the popcorn don't blame me," he replied.
I have way too many questions running through my head right now; starting with why he would tell me Blake's real name. But I doubt he'll give me a straight answer if I ask him.
"Thanks for the popcorn..." I said awkwardly and put the popcorn in the microwave. Hurry up, hurry up, the awkward silence will kill me!
"How has everyone been since my departure?" B asked, digging his hand in the jam jar.
"We've been peachy, L's an asshole, and Sheep is annoying, nothing new." I said sarcastically, "What's Wammy's Asylum like?"
"The usual, everyday asylum. Cold, isolated, and boring~" He said in a sing song voice.
"That sucks," the microwave dinged, signalling the popcorn has, well popped. I grabbed a large bowl and dumped all the popcorn in the bowl.
"I have places to go and people to see, see ya B. Maybe." He nodded and I walked away.
"Blaaaaaaake!" I yelled when I entered the game room. "I got the popcorn!"
"Okaaaay!" she yelled back, she was putting a tape in the VCR. "What took you so long? I almost started without you!"
"That's cruel! And I hit a detour in my popcorn quest." I sniffed. "The popcorn came buttery. Meh." I placed the bowl on the little table next to the couch and flumped on said couch.
"Really? That's okay, as long as it's not drowned in butter. Now, let the anime marathon begin!" she exclaimed and pressed 'play'.
Throughout the whole thing I noticed Blake glance around like she was looking for something. Bandit maybe? Paranoia-what did B do?
"What exactly did you and B talk about Blake?" I asked, she looked at me then back at the T.V.
"He talked about me controlling my shinigami abilities, those would be seeing everyone's names and numbers," she explained. "Except your name though."
"Hmm, at least he didn't ask anything weird," I said, stretching, she looked puzzled.
"Like what?"
"Like giraffe weird, or goblin weird." I tried to explain, I even did hand motions.
"Let's just go with goblin weird. Knowing B it would make more sense," Blake added. It doesn't feel right to call her Believe; I'm too used to Blake. And she'd probably be really confused and ask why I know it, I'll tell her but right now let me enjoy the anime marathon.
