Hey folks I'm back (well just for tonight) Please excuse this chappie as Im using mums bf's computer and I'm trying to read all my emails -dies- I'm gonna be here for the two days jeez.
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Host: HELLO FOLKS AND WELCOME TO KINGDOM HEARTS IDOL, 2006!
Crowd: (only noise is crikets)
Host: I mean, 2007!!!! (fireworks go off and confetti rains down)
Crowd: WOOPWOOP!
Host: Sadly, the folks at home missed the christmas and new years espiodes.
Crowd: Awwww
Host: But never mind! Our contestents shall make up for it! (spotlight goes onto the contestents, who are briefly blinded)
Tifa: Not again...
Host: And who could forget our lovely judges! Zidane! (is asleep on the judging table) Kimarhi! (Playing with his tail) and Sephiroth! (Is playing with barbie dolls)
Sephiroth: (In high boys voice and makes the barbie hug the Ken doll) Oh Ken! Don't you look good!
Crowd: (Suddenly look very frightened)
Sephiroth: (in high girly voice and makes the Ken doll pull out a mini masamune) AHHH DIE BITCH DIE (starts stabbing the barbie doll manicly)
Host: Er, right.
(Screen goes to contestents. First is Riku, Sora, and Kairi)
Sora: (pokes Kairis swelling stomach) Soooo, whos the father?
Kairi: (slaps hand away) FOR THE LAST TIME IM NOT PEGGERS!
Riku: So, your just fat now?!
Kairi: AUGH!
(Screen goes to Luxord and Roxas who are in the middle of playing cards)
Roxas: 5?
Luxord: (pokes tongue out) Go fish
Roxas: (Grumbles) This is the the last time I play strip go fish with you (takes pants off so all he is wearing is sponge bob boxers)
Axel: (Raises eyebrows) Nice boxers
(Screen goes to Yuffie, Cloud, and Leon)
Cloud: (Who is finally not dying on the PSP or being distracted) For the last time Leon, how many times do I have to tell ypu NOT TO STEAL THE BLANKETS IN THE MIDDLE ON THE NIGHT!
Leon: I do not!
Sora: (Gets bored of watching Kairi and Riku fighting and joins in on Clouds and Leons) Another fight! Wooooo! Thats number 2..?
Yuffie: Number 3 publicly jeez Sora.
Cloud: (glares at Yuffie) Shut up Yuffie! Do you even know the menaing of those words!?
Leon: (shudders) Stalker much...
(Screen goes back to the host)
Host: Ok, time for tonights contestent, YUNA!
Crowd: Yay?
Yuna: (Gushes) OMG HI GUYS!
Crowd: ...
Host: So what will you be singing today?
Yuna: Oh gosh, umm 1000 words?
Crowd: (Groans, half put on ear muffs)
Host: Here you have folks! Yuna... (makes a quick retreat off the stage)
Yuna: (Changes into the dress-thats-not-hers-but-some-random-dead-girls)
I know that your hiding things
Using gentle words to shelter me,
Your words are like a dream
But dreams could never fool me
Not that easily..
(Crowd gasp because its not as bad as they thought it would be)
I acted so distant then, didn't say goodbye before you left
But I was listening
You'll fight your battles far from me
Far too easily
(People start to motion to people with ear muffs on to take them off)
Save your tears, cause I'll be back back
I could hear that you whipsered
As you walked through that door
But still I swore to hide all the pain as I turned back the pages
Shouting might have been the answer
What if I cried my eyes out and begged you not to depart?
But now I'm not afraid to say
Whats in my heart...
Cause a thousand words call out through the ages
They'll fly to you, even though I can't see
I know there reaching you
Suspended on silver sings- (Theres a loud noise like a tape stuffing up)
(Yuna doesn't realize the tape has stopped and is singing in her natural croaky voice)
Oh a thousand words
One thousand embraces will craddle you
Making all of your weary dasy seem far away
They'll hold you for-
(Yuna stops as she finally notices that the musics gone. The crowd are running for the exit)
Yuna:(Starts screaming at the sound guys) HOW CAN I LIP SNYC WHEN YOU STUFF YOU THE TAPE YOU STUPID SON OF A B- (is interupted by a flying barbie doll head)
Sephiroth: (Holding rest of the barbie) Stand still... (Aims the body at Yuna)
Crowd: (Is completly empty as they ran for the doors)
Tidus: FAKE! (Is following the rest of the contestents flee)
Wakka: Brudda, shes your girlfriend.
Tidus: (glares at the red head) Sssh not so loud!
(The area is now completely empty besides Sephiroth, Yuna, and the host)
Host: Till next time folks! (Runs as fast as possible off the stage. End credits and theme song play)
Yuna: (Stamps feet and shakes fist at sound guys) I Was paying alot of money for that you fuc- OWWWWWWWWWWWWW (The barbie body hits her smack on the nose)
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Strange I know... Hopfully it makes sense to you lol.
