A/N: Yo! I just saw Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire! It…was…AWESOME! Sorry it took so long to update. Mid-year exams. Blah.
Disclaimer: Blah blah blah-don't own Yu-Gi-Oh or Harry Potter or Akari (she's property of Rin Sessys Girl)…yawn…etc, etc, horary. Let's get reading.
Chapter 12
After a long weekend, Bakura and Jay could be found at a friend's house or at their partner's house, which was just where they were about to go.
"Jay! How many times do I have to tell you? We-have-to-go. Now!" Bakura picked up the book by the middle page and walked out the door. "We have to go and talk to Akari about taking over the world."
"But I have to finish my game of chess! I was just about to beat the computer!"
Freak, Bakura thought to himself. "Akari will make sure that you get all the chess pieces in the world. All you have to do is follow her orders and make sure not to mess up. If you do, she's like Voldemort."
"Fine" Jay mumbled. "We have to get weapons anyway. Do you even know where the heck you're going?"
"Erm, no." Bakura said. He stopped and looked around. He found himself in the middle of a very dark forest. "You don't think she lives here do you?"
Jay looked around. "Not likely. But you can't be too sure. I mean, she could live anywhere." He read his own pages, and checked the address. "It says she lives on Spooky Way. Number 2678 to be exact."
"That could be here." Bakura said. "It's definitely spooky enough." He shuddered.
A clap of thunder sounded, and a lightning flash lit up the sky and the surrounding area. Bakura jumped and let out a yelp.
Jay scowled. "Who's the brave one now?" he sneered.
"I was…startled…yea that's it." He mumbled. (A/N: as if)
All of a sudden, a shadow appeared in front of them, like a black cat on the road at night. Bakura, who could not contain his fear, jumped again and ran behind the nearest tree (400 meters away), dropping poor Jay in the process.
"Darn you! Get back here and pick me up! I'm getting covered in mud!" Jay screamed at the long gone Bakura. "Sometimes I hate him…" he murmured.
The shadow looked down, surprised to hear the book talk-it was, after all, sinking into a small mud puddle. "Yea, he is kinda stupid, huh Jay? Lemme help you." It said. The voice was that of Akari's. She picked up the book and called to Bakura. "Bakura! Come on! We have plans to discuss."
"Meep!"
3 hours later…
"So, we need to kill Nick Jr. in order to take over the world? COOL! I'm killing Dora! Grrrr…her and her stupid monkey shall perish!"
Jay glanced at Bakura and rolled his eyes. "No you baka. We have to find the Nick Jr. broadcasting station and hypnotize all the little brats into taking over the world for us. Then we won't have to do anything."
Akari smiled to herself and cut off Bakura, who was about to protest. "I already know where it is, so all you need to do is get there and put in this small-hydro-idiotic-thing. Also known as "SHIT". She looked over at Bakura, who was stifling a laugh. "Well I didn't make it up!"
"I know. That's why it's funny. Give us the address and we'll go put the SHIT into the player thingie."
Akari handed pulled out a piece of paper and was about to hand it to Bakura, but then thought to herself 'he couldn't keep this in his pocket if I paid him to.' She quickly turned to Jay, who was on the coffee table in between Akari and Bakura, and placed the paper into his pages. "Now go! We have a world to destroy."
A/N: all finished. FINALLY! Stupid mid-year exam things. Jeez, we're only teenagers! Ok, well, I'll try to update soon, but for now, just read the replies to the reviews and do…something…yea…
Willowwind Adurois: OWWW! Stop poking me! And I read it so HA! Now you have to update. And congrats on making Honors.
kalimoto: Glad you're enjoying it. Oh, The Fun Times of Bix and Tea wasn't mine (my friends). Now she's ruined my reputation! Oh well, I'll get it back. Stay tuned if you like what your reading!
AriNekoGoMu: Jeez your name is long. Well, Willowwind HAS YET TO UPDATE. COUGH hint COUGH. I'm pleased with your review. I'm also pleased that you like my story.
Rin Sessys Girl: You never cease to make me burst out in laughter. Glad you approve of her name. It took me forever to find. I was all over google like "JAPANESE NAMES!" but I like it too!
Wondergal Jubilee and Virgo: MUHAHAHA! I've updated. I wish I had done it sooner though. Yea, I thought we'd need a girl to pound some sense into Bakura, cause Jay certainly isn't going to.
