"My name is Narcissa,"
"You're a smart one aren't you?" I asked mockingly then I stopped "Sorry… habit."
"You're habit is annoying death eaters?" she asked disbelievingly
"My habit is bullying all things in general." I corrected "Yes, not just people! I made my chair cry earlier; beat that you ugly, dumb, stupid, slutty, skanky, hobo, bitch! Sorry I'll try to stop…"
"Right…" she said slowly
"I promise I'm not that weird! So you used to dress Malfoy up as a fairy princess?"
"Yeah, I wanted a girl… I mean I didn't want either but when I found out I wanted a girl…He was an accident… and he hit his head when we were in a muggle car once; I put him in the front seat."
I nodded knowingly then said in my most mature, genius voice "Children in the front seat lead to accidents, accidents in the back seats lead to children."
She laughed really hard, snorting and hyperventilating everywhere. I laughed along nervously until I noticed her dress getting darker between her legs then I just stopped…
"Oh my God, I'm so sorry; you're just really funny!" she broke off into scary giggles
"Ok then…" she didn't stop "Lady, it wasn't that funny!" she kept going so I snuck out of the room and ran back to the fireplace with Chelli but could somehow still hear Narcissa back at Riddle Manor… Weird, crazy, retarded lady…
