Genre: Humor
Words: 292
Characters: Shinichi, Ran, Kaito
Prompt: Shinichi.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything related to Detective Conan or Magic Kaito
Saru*uraS
Ran was tired. Maybe it was the pregnancy thing. She didn't really know. She just knew she was tired. So there she was, laying on the couch in the study. Just falling asleep when Shinichi started screaming, oh, excuse her, she meant yelling, 'coz it was just that much manlier. Pfft.
Anyway, Shinichi, waving a cell phone franticly, rushed down the stairs yelling like a loon.
"Ran! We need to kid proof the house!"
"Wha?" Our kid isn't due for three months.
"We need to resize our air vents and make them smaller!"
"Air vents?" I doubt our kid will find his or her way into the air vents.
"We need to put screens on our windows!"
"Uh huh." Well, that one makes sense.
"And install vacuums around the house!"
". . . . . . . . . . . . . . ." What? Vacuums?
"And decorate our house with fish!"
Ran had it. She didn't even understand what he was talking about anymore.
"Shinichi, what are you talking about?!"
"Kaito and Nakamori-san are moving into our neighbor hood! He's going to sneak into our house and put up pranks just to get me mad!"
Ran was quiet for a second. You couldn't hear anything. She was just staring at him like he was Elvis Presley back from the dead.
"That's what you've been yelling about?"
"Yeah. What did you think I was talking about?"
A few days later, when Kaito came to visit, he heard from Ran that Shinichi was in the hospital because he ran down the stair too quickly and tripped. Kaito didn't really believe that but thought it best not to comment.
Saru*uraS
Yay! Shinichi! But, I still had to use Kaito..... I could have used Heiji but for some reason, Kaito was just so much more fun to write. I'm so sorry, Heiji! I still love you the best!
