Raidisha and Nanapa were peacefully walking along the corridor when Raidisha suddenly stopped outside a long stairway.
"Hey…" said. "Let's go here."
"No, that's the east wing!" Nanapa gasped. "Frieza said we're not allowed there, remember?"
"Yeah but Frieza's not around now." Raidisha smirked. "Come on, let's go!" She went towards the stairs.
"Wait!" Nanapa protested, grabbing her arm. "Raidisha, we really shouldn't… we promised Frieza we'd stay away in exchange for that dinner."
"Sure we did," Raidisha nodded. "But think about it – he hasn't delivered yet so do we really need to stick to our side of the bargain? I think we should wait until Friday before we start obeying him, for all we know he might not even take us out at all!"
"Huh…" Nanapa uttered, considering her argument.
"Besides, it's not like he's been completely honest with us either." Raidisha reasoned. "A meteor? That's bullshit!"
"You really think Frieza destroyed Planet Vegeta…?" Nanapa gasped.
"Of course he did! So the least we can do is break his trust, right?" Raidisha winked.
"Hm…" Nanapa mumbled. "I guess, but…"
"No buts!" Raidisha exclaimed. "What's the worst that he could be hiding anyway? It's probably where he keeps his wine."
"Yeah, good point." Nanapa nodded and followed Raidisha up the stairs.
Meanwhile King Vegeta was trying to escape out of a window.
"God dammit!" he growled. "Who puts a child lock on a window!" he continued to struggle for a few more seconds and then stopped. "… Hm?" he uttered, hearing the sound of voices. "People?" he listened to the language they were speaking. "Saiyan people?" he listened again. "Saiyan women?" he ran for the door. "Wait!" he screamed. "Help!"
Outside Raidisha and Nanapa were walking along.
"So anyway," Raidisha said. "Yeah I think if he was a little taller I'd totally do Frieza without his money –" Right at that moment King Vegeta burst out the room and into the corridor in front of them.
"Girls!" he cried. Raidisha and Nanapa stopped dead.
"Do?" Raidisha blinked.
"A saiyan!" Nanapa cried. Raidisha smirked.
"A male saiyan!"
"… uh…" King Vegeta sweat dropped.
"Wow!" Raidisha blushed. "He's so handsome!"
"He kind of looks like Vegeta…" Nanapa mumbled.
"Well Vegeta has potential; he's just a little on the short side…" Raidisha shrugged. "But this one!" She grabbed hold of King Vegeta and started stroking his muscles. "So manly!"
"Hey, don't hog him!" Nanapa argued and approached King Vegeta.
"Whoa!" King Vegeta backed off. "Is that a woman!" he thought to himself. He frowned at the girls arrogantly. "Show some respect!" he snapped. "I'm the king of saiyans!"
"Huh?" Raidisha and Nanapa blinked.
"Hey –" Raidisha frowned. "I don't remember the king much but I know he looked nothing like you!"
"Yeah, Queen Yasa's husband had darker hair." Nanapa said, folding her arms.
"And he didn't have a beard." Raidisha added.
"What?" King Vegeta blinked. "Queen Ya – oh… You guys are from the girl universe, right?"
"You're not?" Nanapa blinked.
"No, I'm – well I guess I'm Queen Yasa." King Vegeta answered. "She's the queen of saiyans, right?"
"Yu-huh… was." Nanapa uttered. Raidisha's face twisted.
"Wait…" she choked, her face turning blue. "You're Queen Yasa! But – but she's dead!" She shirked loudly. "I'm a lesbian necrophiliac!"
"Calm down, I'm not dead!" King Vegeta protested. "But…" he looked at her. "I'm going to be?"
"Well… yeah." Raidisha shrugged. "Frieza blew up Planet Vegeta when Vegeta was a little kid. You should be a ghost right now."
"Is he a ghost?" Nanapa poked King Vegeta in the eye.
"Ow!" King Vegeta roared, grabbing his eye. "I'm not a ghost! I'm – I'm from the past! I was on Frieza's ship about to kill him when this other Frieza and a bunch of girls brought me here."
"Frikiza-sama?" Raidisha asked.
"Yeah, I think so." King Vegeta said. "She looked like Frieza."
"Hey," Nanapa looked at Raidisha. "Maybe Frieza took her back to show her how he killed King Vegeta."
"Well…" Raidisha looked at King Vegeta. "He didn't do a very good job; he's still alive."
"Yeah, uh…" King Vegeta blushed. "The girls kind of liked me… they wouldn't let Frieza kill me."
"Yeah?" Nanapa smirked. "They got good taste, Tiger." She winked at him. King Vegeta turned green.
"Don't do that." He said. "Listen – you girls have to help me get out of here! Frieza's going to get his time machine thing repaired and then he's going to send me back to the past to get killed!"
"That's horrible!" Nanapa gasped. "Rai, we gotta rescue him!"
"Thanks!" King Vegeta beamed. "Okay so what do we do?" Nanapa took hold of his arm.
"This way –" she began.
"Wait…" Raidisha interrupted. "Nanapa, we can't do this."
"O.O What!" King Vegeta yelped.
"We can't save him." Raidisha said. King Vegeta whimpered.
"But –"
"Raidisha, are you crazy!" Nanapa cried. "He's hot!"
"Yeah! What she said!" King Vegeta protested. "You really want this to go to waste?"
"No, of course not…" Raidisha mumbled, eyeing him up. She blushed. "But…" She looked at Nanapa. "If Frieza notices he's missing he'll kill all of us for going in the east wing!"
"It was your idea in the first place!" Nanapa argued.
"Yeah I know but I'll say you all came with me. Who's he gonna believe? :p" Raidisha smirked.
"You traitor!" Nanapa snapped.
"-_- I'm not a traitor, I'm realistic!" Raidisha frowned. "You have to protect yourself in this world."
"You know I've yet to meet a woman in this palace that has at least some sort of moral code…" King Vegeta said bitterly.
"Hey, what about me!" Nanapa protested.
"I said a woman!" King Vegeta yelled. Nanapa remained silent, looking hurt.
"Nanapa!" Raidisha tugged the older woman's arm. "Let's get out of here."
"Alright, fine…" Nanapa sighed. "It sure would've been fun to hang out with him though…"
"Well… we know where he is now, why don't we pay him a few visits before Frieza sends him back? ^_^" Raidisha grinned.
"What?" King Vegeta choked.
"Okay, sure!" Nanapa beamed.
"I am not your personal sex slave!" King Vegeta snapped.
"Ah what do you care, you're gonna die in a few days anyway." Nanapa shrugged.
"… … You know I'm pretty sure there's an argument for that but I can't think of what the hell it is." King Vegeta frowned, causing Nanapa to grin widely.
Raidisha giggled.
"Come on let's go," she said. "I wanna get drunk before we visit him tonight."
"Why drunk?" Nanapa asked.
"It makes me feel less guilty about taking advantage of guys in a prison." Raidisha answered.
"You know I'm stronger than both of you, all I have to do is hit you once and I'm safe." King Vegeta argued.
"You wouldn't hit a girl!" Raidisha gasped.
"No, if you're drunk I'll just push you over." King Vegeta replied. He pointed at Nanapa. "I'll hit her!"
"Jerk!" Nanapa pouted. "Come on Raidisha, let's go."
"Tch." Raidisha followed her out. "What is wrong with the royalty in this place? They don't know a cute girl when they see one!"
"Maybe you should let Yasa have a try." Nanapa sniggered. Raidisha laughed.
"Nana-chan, that's sick!"
King Vegeta watched them leave and stood there for a moment after they'd gone, completely disheartened by the entire situation.
"Geez…" he sighed. "Send me to hell already!"
