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Okay, I've never seen the show Wipeout, so I apologize if anything is inaccurate. I'm going off information gotten from YouTube videos XD

Disclaimer: Marvel owns the Avengers, and I don't own Wipeout.

Chapter Twelve

Loki's P. o. V:

The rest of the Avengers make their way back to the Tower about an hour after I leave. Their clothes are in tatters, but they look happy enough. I do a quick magic scan to see if the concoction is still present in their systems. It is, but since it is only a trace amount, I spike all of the liquid in the Tower. Once that's done, I grab a bottle of water and knock it back, swallowing the liquid and concoction before I lose my nerve.

The rest of the Avengers immediately head to the kitchen and choose a drink. I smirk as I watch them, and Tony shoots me a glare. However, before he can say anything, JARVIS' voice interrupts us. "Mr. Laufeyson, your reservation on Wipeout has been confirmed. You are to be at the filming destination within an hour." I thank the AI, before turning to the other inhabitants of the Tower. Tony is sending me a questioning look.

"In case you didn't understand that, I called the Wipeout producer, and he agreed to have us as participants today. We all must participate." Thanks to the concoction, I can see everyone nodding their heads in agreement. Now that i know that it works, I use my magic to remove the concoction from everything in the tower. Then, I spread my arms and tell everyone to grab a hold, before I teleport us all to the filming area. When we arrive, I use my magic to wipe the concoction from everyone's system, making everything they do after this of their own free will.

We are given a tour of all the obstacles, and an explanation on what each one does is given. I can feel excitement and adrenaline beginning to course through my body, preparing for the competition. I can see the rest of the Avengers getting themselves pumped up as well.

Soon, the time comes for us to begin filming. Since it is a special show, we are the only contestants. Tony decides that he is going to go first. "Watch and learn, bitches!" he smirks. He climbs to the top of the platform and waits for the command to start. He locates the camera, and deliberately yells, "I'M SO SEXY." There is a countdown, and Tony takes off, quickly sliding down the ramp. Somehow, he manages to stay on his feet, despite stumbling around for a few seconds. After he regains his balance, he takes off down the narrow path, steeling himself for the Sucker Punch. He runs as quickly as he can, flying off the narrow platform and into the mud when one of the boxing gloves connects with his body. This doesn't slow him down, as he swims to the platform and begins running again. His next obstacle is the Doughnut Run.

Tony pauses on the platform, before taking a flying leap into the middle of the tubes. His mud slicked body slides along them, helping him to reach the other platform. He then repeats his technique, managing to get across the next set of tubes. Tony pauses at the next obstacle, the dreaded Big Balls. He takes a flying leap... Straight into the side of the first ball.

His fall is hilarious. Tony collides face first with the giant red ball, bouncing off of it and into the mud. Everyone laughs as Tony gets up and slogs through the mud, making it to the final obstacle. This time, it happens to be the Pole Vault. The smaller man takes a flying leap, grabs the pole, and flies smack into the side of the ball. Once again, he slides down into the mud, before climbing to the top of the finishing platform. The announcers call out his time of 2:38, and Tony makes his way back to our group. "Not exactly perfect, but not bad either." We all chuckle, not agreeing or disagreeing.

Steve decides to go next, wanting to get it over with as soon as possible. He locates the camera as well, then waits for the countdown. Right before he gets ready to go, he shouts, "FOR FONDUE!" Everyone gapes at him open-mouthed, astounded that Captain America would say something like that on live TV. Before we can dwell on it though, Steve slides down the ramp like a professional, expertly dodges the boxing gloves, and manages to skid over the doughnut-shaped tubes. Then, he faces the Big Balls.

Steve backs up a few steps, then takes a flying leap. He manages to make it over two of the balls, before his foot slips, causing him to slam face-first into the next ball and down into the mud. Steve brushes off his fall and makes his way to the next obstacle.

His Pole Vault doesn't go much better than Tony's. Once again, Steve ends up wading through the mud and climbing back to the platform. Once there, the announcers give him his time, which happens to be 1:38. Steve walks over to Tony and nudges him. "You were saying?" Tony shoots him a glare, but Steve ignores it, turning his attention towards Clint.

Clint screams the word "purple" at the top of his lungs before taking off like an arrow out of his bow. He sails through the course, including the Big Balls and Pole Vault, most likely due to his extensive training as an assassin.

Natasha also flies through the course, beating Clint's time of 1:19 by three seconds. Clint grudgingly praises her. "Not bad for someone that shouted "onomatopoeia" at the beginning." Natasha shoots him a death glare.

"It was the first word that popped into my head!" Their argument is stopped, however, by Thor taking his place at the start point. He bellows, "HAMMERTIME," before beginning the course. Thor doesn't even make it past the ramp before sliding into the mud. Nevertheless, he perseveres through it, making his way to the Sucker Punch obstacle. Once there, he is knocked from the platform, ending up doing a belly flop into the mud. He picks himself up, unaffected, and continues onwards towards the Doughnut Run.

Surprisingly, Thor makes it through that obstacle without falling off, heading to the platform for the Big Balls.

Once there, Thor doesn't even try to make it across the balls, opting instead to just jump straight into the mud. From there, he makes his way to the Pole Vaulting obstacle. Thor lines himself up, takes a flying leap, catches the pole, and somehow manages to vault himself into position. Once there, he makes his way to the finish line, where he receives his time of 2:01. He shrugs when he approaches us.

"It could have been worse, but I realized something today."

"Yes, Thor, what did you realize?"

"I REALIZED THAT I HAVE SMALL BALLS!" Everyone stares at him in disbelief, before busting out laughing. When I finally stop laughing, I decide to get it over with, so I make my way to the starting position. The countdown starts, and I yell the first phrase that comes to my head, which is unfortunately, "call me maybe." Infernal mortal song! Before I have time to dwell on the fact, I transform myself into a cat, easily making it through all of the obstacles, including the Big Balls. However, there is no way for me to do the pole vault in cat form, so I transform back into my human self before attempting it. Thanks to a little boost from my magic, I make it successfully to the finish line, with a time of 1:03. Natasha storms over to me, murder in her eyes. "You used magic! You cheated!" I smirk.

"Nobody told me that I was not allowed to do what I did, so therefore, I did not cheat." Natasha gets ready to start a screaming match, but Bruce interrupts us by standing up and heading to the beginning platform. He goes up to the starting line and waits for the countdown to begin.

Bruce gets a late start, his word of choice turning out to be "supercalifragiliciousexpialidocious." However, he makes up a lot of time when he sails through the Sucker Punch obstacle, as well as the Doughnut Run. When Bruce makes it to the Big Balls, he begins to become green as well as to grow. When he has fully Hulked out, he attempts to jump onto the first Big Ball. However, the Hulk's weight is enough to send him skyrocketing back up towards the sky. Everyone shields their eyes from the sun as they look up, waiting for the Hulk to come back into view. He does come back into view, quickly. People vacate the surrounding area just in time. The Hulk's enormous body slams into the course, crushing several of the obstacles. A few seconds later, he begins to shrink, leaving Bruce in his place. Show workers swarm around, trying to assess the damage. I can see Tony going over to them and handing them wads of money to pay for the damage. Then, he hands Bruce a new pair of clothes to go change into. Bruce changes quickly, and both men walk back to our little group. I bite my tongue, trying to stop the sarcastic comment from leaving my lips, but the words come out anyways. "You do realize that Wipeout refers to the contestants, not what's supposed to happen to the set, right?" Bruce sends me a murderous looks and walks away. The rest of our group turns to follow, and we all make our way back to the Tower, where we'll all have time to recover from our recent experiences.

So, I'm pretty sure this is one of the longest chapters that I've ever posted for this story... Hope it was worth it! Next up will be a body swap! ;)