24 Meets Pokemon. XD. I wrote this due to a pokemon board I am on now. It's pretty short, the ending is abrupt, but I left it open so... Who knows.

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CTU.
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(Jack Bauer and Tony Almeida are sitting in the lounge area. Tony is playing a game on his DS. Jack is reading a Playboy)

Tony: Come on! Work you stupid Pokeball!
Jack: What are you yelling about now?
Tony: This damn pikachu won't stay in the damn pokeball.
Jack: English please?
Tony: I'm playing Pokemon.
Jack: Ahhh, that. Isn't that a kids game?
Tony: No... It's a strategic RPG.
Jack: (Rolling his eyes) Sure... (He thumbs the pages of his Playboy)
Tony: I always thought it would be cool to be in the world of Pokemon. (He stares at the wall, a distant look in his eyes)
Jack: You and all the other 10 year olds.
Tony: Quiet you. I guess you don't the intricacies of the Pokemon world. Good day. (He stands up and walks out of the room)
Jack: (He stares after Tony, shakes his head and goes back to the magazine) Oooh, twins.

(He carries on reading the magazine for a minute, then decides to grab a snack from the canteen. He rises but doesn't notice a wire stretching across in front of him. His leg catches the wire and he falls, banging his head on a table. He looks around groggily and hears Tony's voice: 'I always thought it would be cool to be in the world of Pokemon.')

Jack: Huh? Tony... (He falls unconcious)

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Sinnoh. Route 202.
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(A young boy is walking along the path. His pikachu is bounding along in front, when he spots something amiss ahead of them. He motions for the boy to speed up)

Boy: What is it Pikachu?
Pikachu: Pi-pika!
Boy: Oh no, who is that laying there? (He approaches Jack lying unconcious on the ground) Hmmm, use Thundershock to wake him up.

(Pikachu nods and uses Thundershock on Jack, who wakes up slightly smoldering)

Jack: WHAT THE HELL!?!... Where am I?
Boy: Hi, this is route 202 to Jubilife City.
Jack: Where now? And who are you?
Boy: My name is Ash Ketchum. And I am heading through Sinnoh to collect all of the gym badges and challenge the Sinnoh Elite Four!
Jack: ... Ummm, right. (He looks at Pikachu) What's with the rodent? (Pikachu looks offended, small sparks fly from his cheeks)
Ash: That's Pikachu. He's my companion and friend.
Jack: Is he... a rat or something?
Pikachu: Pika! (He uses Thunderbolt on Jack)
Jack: Holy hell! (He falls to the ground, once again smoldering)
Ash: He's a pikachu, not a rat!
Jack: (Twitching) Fine with me, Pikachu. (He stands up, brushing himself off) Hmmm, this is really odd. I have no idea where I am or how I got here. And this place seems odd... cartoony maybe? Weird.
Ash: Well, you can tag along with us until Jubilife. Maybe you can ask around there?
Jack: (He shrugs) Sure, why not.

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Clock. Adverts. Clock.
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Splitscreen of Jack and Ash; Team Rocket in a hot air balloon above them; and wild Bidoof's wandering in long grass.
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Hot Air Balloon.
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Jesse: This seems like the perfect opportunity to steal that Pikachu.
Meowth: The little twerp only has Pikachu with him. And our rubber suits will easily help us avoid a shocking end.
James: It almost seems too easy. Even that bad joke was too easy Meowth.
Jesse: Hmmm, Meowth's jokes have been getting a little stale lately.
James: Maybe catching Pikachu can jump start his jokes. (James beams at his own joke)
Meowth: That was lame.
James: I thought it was brilliant!
Meowth: It was lame!
James: Brilliant! (They start bickering and hitting each other)
Jesse: Boys will be boys. (She shrugs)

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Route 202.
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(Ash and Jack are walking along the path when Pikachu is faced down by a wild Bidoof)

Pikachu: Pika! Pikachu!
Ash: What is that?
Jack: An ugly beaver thing?

(Ash get's out his pokedex)

Pokedex: Bidoof, a Plump Mouse Pok?on. With nerves of steel, nothing can perturb it. It is more agile and active than it appears.
Jack: That thing is agile? Looks pretty fat to me.

(Bidoof glares at Jack)

Ash: Guess it wants to fight.
Jack: What's it gonna do? Gnaw my ankle?
Ash: Pikachu! Use thundershock! (Pikachu charges and releases it's thundershock at the Bidoof. The Bidoof jumps out of the way and runs at Pikachu, knocking him aside and heading for Jack and Ash) Pikachu use- (The Bidoof falls to floor. Jack is holding his gun)
Jack: That'll teach it. (Ash stares at him open mouthed) What?
Ash: You... shot it?
Jack: It was heading right for us. The first rule of hunting: If its heading straight for you, shoot it.
Ash: We don't HUNT Pokemon. We catch them.
Jack: I'm sure there's more than one around here. (He looks for more Bidoof) I suppose we'll see more later. Let's go. (He starts off again)
Ash I... But.
Jack: Come on kid. Be a man.

(Ash walks after Jack still dumbfounded. Jack is whistling 'Eye of the tiger')

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Clock. Adverts. Clock.
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Route 202.
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(Jack and Ash had stopped for a rest and some food. Ash hadn't said anything since Jack had shot the Bidoof)

Jack: Are you going to be like this through the whole journey kid?
Ash: .
Jack: I hate to say this, but I wish Tony was here. He would have appreciated my actions.

(A small round object falls to the ground beside Jack and Ash)

Ash: Huh? (The object flashes, blinding them) Aargghh!
Jack: My eyes!

(From somewhere above them voices could be heard)

Jessie: Prepare for trouble.
James: And make it double.
Jessie: To protect the world from devastation.
James: To unite all people within our nation.
Jessie: To denounce the evils of truth and love.
James: To extend our reach to the stars above.
Jessie: Jessie.
James: James.
Jessie: Team Rocket blasting off at the speed of light.
James: Surrender now or prepare to fight.
Meowth: Meowth. That's right.
Jack: First they assault my eyes, and now my ears! Who are these jerks?
Ash: It's Team Rocket!
Jack: That's... just sad.
James: Who are you to question our team name?
Jack: The guy that's gonna kick your ass. (Jack's vision returns and he looks at Team Rocket in their balloon. He grins and takes out his gun)
Jesse: What? One of the twerp's companions has a gun?!

(Jack shoots the balloon)

Meowth: This isn't good. (The balloon deflates and shots off into the sky)
Team Rocket: Looks like Team Rocket's... Blasting off agaaaaaiin.
Ash: I suppose that's a better use of that thing. (He motions to the gun)
Jack: Thanks. It was much funnier than just shooting them.
Ash: Let's just head to Jubilife. I think it's better if we parted ways there.
Jack: Fine. I just want to get back to CTU...

(The two start walking down the path into the distance. In the foreground a pokemon rises over the hill)

Jigglypuff: Jiggly?

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Clock. End Short.

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I guess we'll be seeing more of this soon :D