Vladimir: my accent is smeeeexy.

Stefan: I've been waiting a millennium to burn down they're castles.

Bella: they're so pretty

Me: I own twilight, right Romanian?

Vladimir: *kisses me*

Me: *sigh, sigh! moan! sigh,*

Vladimir: me or twilight?

Me:you!

Steph: MINE MINE MINE!

"WHAT!?" He roared, I cringe back, terrified. His eyes soften.

"I won't hurt you." He coos. He grabs me to his chest and hugs me, breathing my scent. I relax in his arms, not realizing how tense I was.

"Aro, I must go. I hold the Cullen and Volturi crest. They won't hurt me. Ask Alice. But I'm going either way. I don't need your approval. Is there something you want?"

"Yes there is but I can't have it now." His eyes darken. I smirk and roll my eyes. Boys.

"You can't. Please leave. I'm getting ready." He presses his lips to mine and pulls back to fast, before I could react he races out. I giggle. Totally boyish. I wish I could have reacted. Oh well. I will. After I come back. Then jasper walks in, holding a note.

"Give this to the Romanians. Alice is giggling so I guess it will go well. I love you." I nod, not trusting my voice. Instead I send him my love and gratitude. He staggers a bit under the weight before sweeping me In a hug. Then he leaves. Marcus comes back holding the phones. He sniffs the air and smiles. I enter my contact in his cell and he does it to mine. Then he prepares the jets.

"You will land a few miles from the castle. Get a taxi to the castle." I nod and hug him. The flight is an hour and the whole time I'm listening to music.

"Human, I have something to tell you." I pull out my earplugs.

"At the castle practice wrapping your shield around objects, see if you can crush them." I smile.

"Great! I can't wait to start! Oh im gonna have so much fun. I hope Jaz won't scare them with his note. Oh well. See ya soon!" I wave and he's gone. I flag down a taxi.

"Draculas castle please." I ask. He nods and starts driving. I look out the window watching the scenery. It's beautiful. The castle comes into view and shit! It's huge. I hand the guy some money and step out with my suitcase. I knock on door. Nobody answers. I shove it open with my shield.

"Vampires! Tasty human you can't eat! Come and get me!" I call, taunting. I hear a laugh.

"Hello. Would you like to die?" The voice asks. I giggle.

"Not particularly, though one of my families will change me. I'm sure. If not you will. Come out. I need to meet Strfan and Vladimir, ASAP." I demand. The voice chuckles evilly.

"Then you want to die. Come." The voice belongs to a brown haired young man, obviously vampire due to red eyes and paleness. I follow him until we reach double doors. I decide to surprise them and I open it without touching it. His eyes widen comically. The throne room, I realize. I look at the thrones. I see them. I assume Stefan is the one with silver, white hair, with bangs and a smirk, lean and built. The other has a dark tinge to his skin, Vladimir, his hair is black and long he is smiling evilly and has red shining eyes, meaning he just fed. Stefan's eyes are black. I frown. Shouldn't the feed?

"What is upsetting you?" The man asks.

"Stefan hasn't fed. He might be in pain because of me. Get him blood." I whisper. Stefan's head snaps to me. My concern for him deepens. The man comes rushing in with a human. Stefan pounces and drinks from the girl. I smell it and wrinkle my nose. It smells good...that's bad. I whip out my phone and try to ignore the delicious scent. I call jasper.

"Jazzy pooh! I have an issue!" I tell him.

"Did they hurt you! I swear to god Maria will look tame!" He growls.

"Jazzy no, they did not, they couldn't and wouldn't. I have a bigger issue than dumb vampires." I say. He chuckles.

"You'll be a fierce newborn darlin," I hear the grin in his voice. I giggle. "Is it more werewolves? Or did you come across a witch?" He asks. I smile.

"Sadly no werewolves...I really miss them. No witches. But umm...I sorta want to drink blood! And I'm freaking human, you guys are rubbing of on me. Can't I want animals? Stupid Volturi, it's a shame I love them or they'd be dead." He chuckles.

"I'd kill them, remember, god of war here?" He sounds mildly offended. I get up and walk in circles.

"Aww..Jazzy bear, your no god of war, your to cuddly and sweet and nice. So what if you killed a few thousand vampires and drained thousands of people. I mean dude, my sisters are Jane and Alice." I smile sadly thinking of my family.

"Stop! They'll hear you! Anyway about the blood..have you drank any?"

"No, strong urge though. Did Alice see this?" I ask.

"I have no idea, she's been laughing for hours, apparently your gonna hand the Romanians their ass." I smile.

"You'll be proud." I say, promising.

"Darlin, I'll always be proud. You brighten everybody's infinity." He says.

"Just tell me what to do about the blood. If I drink will I get sick?"

"Try and call me. Human blood. Animal is gross." I laugh loudly.

"Jaz! What if Carlisle heard you? Though Jane will be delighted. Tell everyone I love them. Please cut Aros hair for me. Damn when I'm a newborn that guy is dead. Nobody snaps at my Jazzy and Caius and Laurent and Alec and the list goes on. He's gonna be sorry." I say and disconnect.

"What the hell?" Vladimir says. I smile.

"Isabella Marie Swan Cullen Volturi at your service. Can I have some human blood?" Stefan hands me the human smirking. I grin. He thinks I will back out. I sink my teeth in the neck, tasting the warm, pulsing, sweet blood. I hum happily and drain her. Then I lick my lips.

"What the hell!?" Stefan repeats. I smile.

"Hello Vladimir, Stefan. Your castle is lovely." I say. I'm holding in giggles. Everyone is staring. I growl.

"Yes! I drained a human! Get the fuck over it! You do it all time! Don't stare at me! Go stare at your fucking self in the mirror or volunteer to have me kick your ass." I scream. They all blink and look away. I smirk. Wimps.

"Who are you?" Vladimir asks. I roll my eyes.

"Isabella Marie Swan Cullen Volturi." I repeat. I point to my neck. They see the crests.

"I see. Do you want me to bite you?" He asks, still smiling. As if he's gonna scare me.

"Look, ass wipe. I'm not fucking scared. I've spent more time with mythical creatures than humans. I spend my time with werewolves and vampires. Get the fuck over it. So shut your damn mouth and let me talk to your more polite brother Vladimir. You need manner lessons." I turn to Stefan.

"Thanks for the meal. It was delicious. I have a note for you from Jazzy pooh. He may be mean but I won't let him torture you. I'm pretty sure he's joking." I pull out the note and read it to myself. Holy fuck.

'Fuck you Romanian pieces of shit. I'm the damn god of war and if you hurt my baby sister I will rip you apart. Got it asses!? I will torture you and burn each limb one by one in you fucking look at her the wrong way. You will grovel at her feet and treat her with respect. I don't give a shit, allies or enemies family or foe, nobody touches her. At all. Hope you remember this. She better come back in perfect shape. I will raise hell greater than Maria. A fucking newborn army will cower and run when you face my wrath. So watch your pervy hands. I will make you beg for death.

Torture racks and lighters,

Ares, God of war, Jazzy pooh.

P.s. Isabella since your reading this right now, I love you. If I kill the I will have a reason. Chillax. We miss you and love you. Aros more insane than usual, Caius is grumpier and Marcus is more out of it. Alec is complaint and Jane keeps sighing sadly. Alice is still laughing.

Love x 100 jasper. Xoxoxoxo'

Oh no.

"Never mind. You can't read it. It's ummm...not a good note. So you guys can forget I said anything." I smile weakly. Stefan smiles and hold out his hand. I sigh.

"Human-"

"Has a fucking name vampy, I don't give a crap what kings you are. I did this Marcus and Caius to. I am not human. I am Isabella. I am a Volturi and Cullen. I will happily kill you. Without touching you, so if you feel the need to call someone human call Vladimir 'human' he sure acts as immature as a 2 year old." I hiss. Then I bonk him on the head with my shield. I looked away and whistled. I handed him the note. As he reads his eyes widen.

"Jazzy pooh is the god of war?" He asks faintly.

"Yes. He won't hurt you. I think. I will stop him. I have a shield. So yeah." Vladimir looks impressed.

"As a human?" He asks. I slam my shield into him.

"You tell me." He chuckles.

"I have one to. Fight it." Our shields meet in the middle of the space between us and make an impact noise. We both press hard against each others shield but we didn't budge. Stefan was watching in amazement. Vladimir let up. I smiled. He came down for. His throne and bowed. I bowed back.

"Vladimir." Respect shone in his eyes.

"Isabella." The same respect came from mine. Stefan regarded us with interest.

"Got something to day or do you always gape like a fish?" I hiss. Vladimir places a hand on my shoulder. He shakes his head. I slap Stefan with the shield and turn around.

"How do you do it?" Vladimir asks. I smile.

"Visualize it. Just like your regular except with a shape. It's the extension of your own body so will it to move." He nods and concentrates. Suddenly a vase is knocked over. I smile.

"Perfect. Try smacking a certain king named Stefan." He grins. Suddenly Stefan collapses in pain. He growls at Vladimir. I hiss at him and he try's to pounce. I step aside like Jasper. He falls. Then I slam my shield into him. He's stuck on the floor. I walk over and slap him.

"Show some respect. I will continue to smack you around to get that in your marble head. Got it dick?" I hiss. He nods. I smack him up so he falls on his back.

"Glad were clear." I walk back to Vladimir who is grinning. I wraps an arm around my waist. It feels like a friend. Stefan gets up, grudging respect in his eyes. I smirk. He bows and I bow back. Vladimir looks at my wrist and hisses. I quickly cover it my my other hand. Uh oh.

"Brother?" Stefan asks.

"She's been bitten."

"Vladimir! Sha!" I nudge him.

"Who!?" He growls.

"It's a long story." I say.

"I got a long time." He answers. I sigh.

A/n super long chapter for you guys. I love this story. please comment.