They all stared in disbelief. Standing before them in their meeting room, drenched in blood, was the man whom they had seen eviscerated, burned, and buried. Yet he had been resurrected through some occult ritual and traveled back in time to thwart their plans. Even so, he had been captured and been subjected to the cruelest of tortures both mental and physical. Yet here was Mario.
"Alright, fuckers. Which one of you is first?"
Wolf answered by jumping out of his seat towards Mario. What he didn't know was that Mario, through absorbing the power of the chaos emerald which had been in his rectum, had temporarily gained some of its powers over time-space. As Wolf lunged at him, Mario stopped time at the nine second mark. This allowed him to escape.
"Mama-mia..."
So disappointing.
It didn't even take one second for Mario to finish him off. In the blink of an eye, the furry was reduced to a burning corpse. King Dedede stared in disbelief. A waterfall of tears erupted from his face. He gazed at what was his former comrade...No. He was more. Dedede looked longingly and sadly.
"You monster!", he screeched as he came upon Mario with his hammer. Or in the place Mario should have been. He heard a noise and turned around to see Mario and Ocelot fighting for the latter's Single Action Army Revolver, the best gun ever. Ocelot attempted to use his CQC prowess, but Mario, a veteran Smasher, was able to pull off the read, and, with a well-timed Up-B, Revolver Ocelot went rocketing through the ceiling in a flurry of coins. Now in possession of the revolver, Mario fired off a quick volley of shots. Dedede, Sans, and Gendo fell to the floor. Mewtwo managed to deflect a bullet. However, the new path it was on happened to be towards Bison's leg.
Bison's boot blocked the bullet, but in receiving the blow it had short-circuited, shocking Bison's leg and temporarily disabling him.
Mewtwo used his psychic powers to lift Mario into the air. The latter felt his air supply begin to cut off.
"Well, Mario, you had a good run, but it looks like this is the end for you."
"That's what you think, you freaky alien genotype!"
Mario had kept one bullet in the revolver just in case something like this happened, and the events of the past few seconds had given him an idea. He gathered just enough strength to lift his arm and aim the gun at Bison's boot. The second collision tore apart the boot, disrupting the circuitry so much that it exploded. Mewtwo, caught in the blast, was briefly stunned. However, briefly was all the time Mario needed. Before Mewtwo could recover, he was bombarded with a flurry of fireballs. As is common knowledge, creatures of the magic type tend to have weaknesses to fire and electricity/lightning. Mario's surprise attack also allowed him a 1.5X critical multiplier. Mewtwo was helpless. He fainted. And then died.
There was only one person left. He walked towards M. Bison slowly, with rage in his heart. The man seemed helpless, not even attempting to crawl away from his impending doom.
"Normally I'd feel bad about kicking a guy when he's down, but...for you I feel no pity whatsoever."
Bison just smiled.
"You know Mario, this whole experience has taught me one thing."
"What would that be?" Mario asked, pausing.
"Humanity has its limits, Mario. As long as you are human, your schemes will have flaws. In order to truly be great, you must surpass the threshold of humanity."
"W-what are you saying, Bison?!" Mario stammered. Then he noticed it, tucked in Bison's jacket.
"I'm giving up my humanity, Mario!" Bison yelled, as he pulled out the Smash ball and slammed it on the desk, breaking it.
"I transcend humanity!"
Mario was blinded by a brilliant flash of light. No. How could he have let this happen?!
TO BE CONCLUDED IN PART 2
