Dear Writers of Fanfiction,

You paired me with Eloise Midgeon?Have you lost your minds?(actually don't answer that..) Have you seen her face recently? You think I'd choose her over Hermione? I love Hermione! She loves me! Get that in your heads! And in the words of my dearest wife, READ THE BOOK! (did I really just say that?) You'll see that I've never even spoken to Eloise Midgeon.

(not-so-much) love,

Ron Weasley


Thank you for reading!Please review to tell me what you thought and suggest any more wacky and wonderful pairings you've come across!

JennyEllen