Aang


"Hiya doc! I'm Aang!"

"I'm twelve."

"Yeah, everyone says that they thought I'd be a blonde. Go figure."

"OK, ink blot test it is."

"Katara."

"Katara."

"Katara."

"Katara."

"Bunny."

"Katara."

"Katara."

"Katara."

"Katara."

"I don't have a crush on Katara!...OK, maybe a little."

"I can't tell her that! What if she doesn't like me?! What if she rejects me? What if I make an idiot of myself? She's too good for me! I don't deserve her! She won't like me, and it'll ruin our friendship!" -hyperventilating-

"OK. I'm calm now. I'm good."

"My arrows are awesome!"

"So what if they announce to the world that I'm the Avatar? That's the point! So what if we always get captured? I always save the day! (More or less) So what if they make me look like an idiot? It's a monk tradition! So what if I share a strange symbol with a flying cow? It's...it's...OK, yeah. That is pretty stupid."

"Zuko is...scary."

"Yes, he scares me!"

"Because he's stalking me! If you had a sixteen-year-old angsty, idiotic, guy stalking you you'd be pretty scared too! And those Zaang fics aren't helping!"

"Yes, I'm stressed."

"Why? WHY?! GEE, I DON'T KNOW! MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE I HAVE TO SAVE THE WORLD, KILL THE MOST POWERFUL MORON EVER, MASTER ALL THE ELEMENTS IN A FEW MONTHS, ALL WHILE GOING THROUGH PUBERTY!"

"No, I haven't mastered fire bending."

"Because...because...CHICKS HATE FIRE BENDERS! They so totally dig air benders though! Oh yeah! I'm a pimp daddy straight-up-gangsta!"

"AM SO!"

"DON'T MAKE ME GO ALL GLOWY ON YOU!"

--------------------------Aang's arrows start to glow;Zuko walks in------------------------------

"Hey guys! Couldn't we just use Aang as a Christmas tree? He's all glowy! (Is glowy even a word?)"

"NO! I'm in the middle of being all badass! What happened to the other tree anyway?"

"How should I know that if you spilled alcohol on it, and then started firebending, it'd explode?!"

"...You're an idiot."

"SHUT UP, MONK BOY!"

"Make me, Princie!"

------------------------------Aang and Zuko being separated--------------------------------------

"OK, OK! I'll be good."

"I don't have dreams about Ozai! And I certainly don't wake up sweating and screaming! Why are you jumping on my back?! I DENY EVERYTHING!!"

"Fine. I'll tell you. Katara says I'm always moaning. And that I wake up shouting and sweating. It's just that it's so hot! He's so powerful and strong! He moves behind to make a move and...Doctor? Doctor?!"

"Oh good, you're awake."

"No, I hate him! They're nightmares, and he always ends up killing me! WAIT! WHAT ON EARTH WERE YOU THINKING?! YOU PERVERT!! I LOVE KATARA!!"

-----------------------------------Katara hears him, and runs in------------------------------------

"You do? I love you too!"

"Oh, Katara!"

"Oh, Aang."

(Toph) "Oh, brother!"

--------------------------------Katara and Aang run to each other---------------------------------

----------------Katara and Aang bang their heads together, and are out cold-----------------------


Doctor's Note:

Diagnosis: Stressed, issues with firebending, anger management, weird.

Treatment: There is no treatment for puberty. (I bet his balls haven't even dropped yet.)

Current Status: Out cold.

Additional Notes: He's friggin' weird! I mean, who has arrows?! Where do his arrows even go anyway? Do they connect...

I hope Katara leaves him for Zuko. (ZUTARA FOREVER!!!)


a/n: WOW. Aang got like, 10 votes. Damn. Anyway, the current score is Bumi: 5 Haru: 6 Jet: 4 Zhao: 2 It's gonna be a close one. Every vote counts! Especially ones for Jet. I mean, seriously, other than Azula, he's the one with the most issues.

PS: Every time you don't review, a baby panda-chicken-lion-moose cub dies. SAVE THE BABY PANDA-CHICKEN-LION-MOOSE CUBS!!