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[Meeting Room, Kuoh Academy]

The legend of Azazel

"Azazel, was one of the few angels that had permission to leave the heavens. For he was the black angel the executioner or the angel of death. His wings were midnight black with flecks of white in them, his wings were capped with Olympic sliver. People in the old days used to draw on their doors with the blood of the eldest child to ward him away. The act of drawing a warding seal in blood to ward Azazel from entering spelt his doom. This is the story of how Azazel fell from the heavens…."

(Narrator pov.)

The sun was out birds were shining and the trouble with the fallen angels was over, or so they thought. No, it was merely the beginning. Peace doesn't last forever, neither does war our main character will face these events in the future. "It's you again!" shouted the hs dxd gang. Stop ruining the 4th wall just go back to the story now people are looking at us weirdly, *sigh. They always ruin this for me.

(Issei pov)

As the weirdness concluded we found ourselves back in the old school building once again some how. Today was the day of the peace treaty meeting. Let's see I turned Riser, the angel of death and the current faction leaders into women. Too bad I forgot to tell them it's permanent. Well you live and you learn.

[Time Skip meeting room.]

(Issei pov)

The three heads of the factions were still female and discussing the peace treaty. They were the epitomes of sexy but there was something wrong with this picture. First off Michael was crying, Sirzechs was being fondled by Grayfia and Azazel was fondling herself. That is the scene that I walked in on, It looked as if they wouldn't stop. I wasn't gonna stop them. A "normal" teenage boy with "normal" needs. However, unfortunately we were here for business. I coughed rather loudly and 3 cries of Issei-sama were heard. "Issei-sama the fuck, one of you happen to have a pregnant wife and the others want to be my new mothers." I thought to myself until…I found myself pressed in between 3 pairs of gigantic breasts, it wasn't until I started turning blue did the suffocation by fun bags end. It seems like my gender flip abilities turned them into fan girls if that's true Riser has a shrine to me too. Awesome more girls for me to ogle.

=================[Elsewhere/In the underworld]====================

(Narrator pov)

Two girls sat near a shrine they constructed for their beloved knight in blood red armor. Akari and Ravel Phenex the former of the two back in her gender she was born in. (Bullshit plot devices/ plot armor/pure luck.) When she was born she was female but she was cursed with being a male for the rest of her life by one of the elder gods for, offending them in their court. That curse couldn't be lifted until a being of higher power reversed it. The red dragon didn't notice it but he didn't cast the gender flip spell…he casted a reversal spell. Ever since her defeat in the rating game a few months ago, all she could think about was her savior Issei. She suddenly fell in love with him and she found out that her sister loves him for this strength and bravery during battle. She plans to become his maid. However she forgot Issei had 3 maids/slaves already. She will learn.

====================[Elsewhere/meeting room]================

(Issei pov)

There was an explosion that rocked the room. I looked outside and there were multitudes of black robed rip off harry potter wizards in the sky. I looked toward Vali-who hadn't said a thing all meeting. Every time she looked at me she blushed, I guess she remembers the time we kissed. I looked at her and I chanted;

He who struck

Always last.

The original Deity

Of death in Greece.

The one locked in chains,

Bound by the will of the west,

Opens the gate,

Of death.

I summon thee Thanatos. Greek god of death. This time I didn't turn into Thanatos. "You didn't assume my form because I haven't faded yet and hey Azazel you look different, but your aura is the same." Answered Thanatos. "Yeah, that kid who I now consider my son turned us into females." Answered Azazel as she gestured to Michael, Sirzechs and myself. Azazel-okasan how do you know Thanatos? "In ancient times there was an angel of death. To be honest there was a counsel of beings who has control over life and death. The Balancer was the head of this counsel and still is. His power was infinite and he was the true god of death. I was the incarnation of death itself, but I lost most of that power when I fell from heaven. Thanatos was my protégé and I taught him everything he knows. I can still bring people and other beings back to life. Evil souls go to hell and good ones go to heaven. That is not totally true, immortals fade to the void to be with the creator." Said Azazel as she rose from the table of the meeting room.

"See that's good I was wondering how long you were gonna ignore us" said a woman with 4 pairs of devil wings. "Oh miss Leviathan you grace us with your arrival ,but I'm sorry your crimes against the consul of the balance of nature warrants your removal from existence. "stated Thanatos with a smile. Virtute existance emittam te a morte senatus . Ut in delictis et praeputio carnis animae damnatorum masticando reliquis aeternum. The devil lady and her lackeys burst into smoke and faded from the plane of existence. I can't feel them in the void so I guess they were erased from existence. I turned around and the meeting room was empty. I sighed and teleported him to see…

The end for now.