Excerpts from 'The Army Field Guide… (A to Z)'

Summary: Amongst the Officers of the Very Distinguished Borogravian Army a battered volume can be found stuffed ready to hand in the top of packs, or folded into greatcoat pockets. It has proved invaluable in any number of scenarios, providing advice and occasionally life-saving manoeuvres when faced with an enemy of intelligence. This is not that slightly foxed tome. This is something completely different.

Disclaimer: Terry Pratchett owns the characters and the world they live on. Author is grateful for all the brilliant books and makes no claim of ownership in any way.

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The Army Field Guide to Location, Location, Location: (100 words.)

"We should try this in a bed sometime."

"Nothing would please me more." Mal glanced around at their delightful woody surroundings. "But any time I get you within spitting distance of a flat comfy surface you're out like a light and snoring within 20 seconds.

"I don't snore!"

Mal refused to rise to the bait. "Do you want me to stop?"

With the bark rough against her back, her thin shirt no protection against the sharp projections Polly assessed the options available to her and came to a quick decision.

"Best carry on Sergeant. I believe beds are over rated."

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