Hello! Chapter 11.

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Chapter 11

BPOV

In an instant, Edward disappeared from on top of me and practically stumbled to the floor while I tried to desperately sit down. I tried to in a frenzy close my shirt and pull my skirt down in order to look at least a little more presentable.

Alice kept chanting 'Oh my God' over and over again as we dressed and when she walked to the kitchen, I knew I just had to follow her.

This wasn't good and I had a lot of explaining to do.

This was exactly how I didn't want Alice, or anyone for that matter, to find out about Edward and I!

I should have known better than delaying the inevitable. As I had come to know, the outcome of doing just that was never good.

I looked at Edward, who was picking his shirt off the floor and sighed, getting up and heading to the kitchen when he looked directly at me and nodded. I should be the one talking to Alice first and explaining as much as I could.

I was the one who asked Edward not to tell anything to Alice for a while, after all.

"Alice?" She turned around to look at me and pointing a finger to the living room, practically screamed.

"What was that, Bella? What was happening on that living room? Better yet, what exactly was going to happen in that living room if I hadn't interrupted you two?" I raised my hands in front of me in a defensive gesture, trying to make her calm down.

"Wait! I can explain!"

"Can you?" I nodded, even though I wasn't so sure I could. "Then please explain to me what the hell you are doing here, practically dry humping my brother on his couch!"

Again, this wasn't good.

"Wait, Alice, what you saw is not exactly what you think it is!"

"Oh, it isn't what I think it is? Bella, I found you on my brother's couch, half naked with him practically on top of you, and it isn't what I think it is? I can't believe you were making out with my brother! It's Edward! I mean, I could understand if I had found you randomly making out with Emmett if you had met him in his pre-Rosalie phase because, let's face it, he was kind of a man-whore, but this is Edward we are talking about! Edward doesn't go for random flings!" I wanted to defend myself, tell her that Edward and I liked each other, that this was more than just a random fling, but Edward came into the room that moment and took over for me.

"Alice, I'm not sure what you think is happening here, but I can assure you it's not what you think…" Alice just stood there looking at Edward in a reaction that was very uncharacteristically of her.

When she spoke, her voice had gone down a few octaves.

"You don't have random flings…" Edward shook his head, waiting for her to go on. "This is not a random fling, is it? You two are together!"

I looked up at Edward, waiting to follow his lead, and nodded when he wrapped his arm around me and pulled me to his side.

"Yes, Alice, we are together." She opened her mouth and then closed it a few times before finally speaking again.

"When exactly did this happen? Why didn't I know anything?" I looked up at Edward again and took a deep breath before speaking.

"Do you remember that guy I told you about? The guy I met on the train and slept with a few weeks ago?" Understanding immediately flashed through Alice's eyes and she was practically screaming again.

"The best sex you ever had was with my brother?" I immediately felt myself blush and I could tell I would hear about this from Edward later. He would be as smug as hell! "I can't believe you gave me details about my brother's skills on bed, Bella!"

I raised my hands in the air again as if to defend myself against Alice screams.

"I didn't know he was your brother! And you were happy for me at the time!"

"Of course I was! You had had great sex, after all! Apparently, I should be happy for my brother, too…" She narrowed her eyes in Edward's direction. "I can't believe this, Edward! You slept with my best friend…"

"Well, in my defense, when I first slept with her, you didn't know her yet."

"And you didn't even tell me anything! I thought you weren't into one night stands…"

"I'm not, but Bella was irresistible." He looked down at me and flashed me his crooked smile, making me blush. "Besides, as you can see, it wasn't just a one night stand."

Alice looked between us for a few seconds before rolling her eyes and smiling.

"I don't know how this between you two happened, but I'm happy it did. I think you two are perfect for each other."

"Does that mean I'm not fired?"

"Why would I fire you? I was planning to get you two together and see what happened anyway. I just could never imagine that you had already gotten together and that I know more about my brother than I ever wished to." I cringed at that as Edward raised an eyebrow. "How did I miss this? I never miss anything!"

I was pretty sure the answer to that question was a certain, tall and blonde someone.

"Well, you've been all caught up in Jasper lately, so that might have been why… " She seemed to think about it for a second or two and then nodded.

"Yes, that was probably it. It's the only explanation, really… I mean, I'm unusually perceptive!" Edward and I nodded at the same time, knowing how she hated to be wrong. "Well either way, this is good for you, Edward. God knows you needed to get laid."

Edward faked mortification and opened his mouth to speak, but Alice didn't allow him to.

"Oh, don't look at me like that! You know you needed it and don't even try to play the part of the little saint ever again because I know what you did to her that night! And I, unfortunately, have just witnessed the foreplay." Edward raised an eyebrow at me and all I could do was smile sweetly at him.

I would never hear the end of it if he knew just how much I enjoyed having sex with him.

"You know what, Alice? This is all your fault. You should know better than just using your key before knocking on the door."

"Well, you know me, so if you didn't want me to just barge in, you shouldn't have given me your apartment key in the first place."

"I gave you the key for you to use it in an emergency." Alice just rolled her eyes and headed to the living room, eyeing the couch suspiciously.

"Is it safe for me to sit here?" Edward rolled his eyes and walked to the living room as well. "You know what? Don't answer that question. I don't think I want to know the answer. I'll just sit on the chair."

"Oh, please Alice! You don't need to exaggerate."

"Yes, I do. I don't know what you two have been doing here!" I heard Edward snort and headed to the living room as well just in time to see him ruffling Alice's hair and she slapping his hand away.

I couldn't help but to shake my head and sigh. I had my hands full with these two, and I was sure Alice would make me pay for this. I could even imagine how she would do that already.

I predicted a lot of shopping trips in my near future.


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