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"Why does university have to start so early?" Berrynose groaned, sluggishly dragging himself across campus Thursday morning. Honeyfern giggled at her boyfriend's antics. Hazeltail rolled her eyes. "Can't it start, at, like, 2 pm?"
"Well, if you hadn't been up so late playing your game," Honeyfern scolded gently, "you may not be so tired!"
"Hey, guys!" Cinderheart called, catching up to them with Hollyleaf. "Where're you headed?"
Honeyfern smiled brightly. "Biology, science building. You?"
"Same here," she said in relief. "Hollyleaf too. Berrynose is too?"
Hazeltail nodded, shouldering her bag. "Yeah. It's going to be a big class!"
"Where's Foxleap?" Hollyleaf wondered.
Berrynose and Hazeltail both shrugged. "He wasn't in the room when I got up this morning," he explained, and Hazeltail said she hadn't heard anything from him either. Everyone kind of sighed, knowing he was probably up to something. Lionblaze and Jayfeather, who were also on their way to Biology, joined them on their way. They got lost once ("I swear, we're supposed to turn right!" Berrynose cried. "You're holding the map upside down," Hollyleaf pointed out) but eventually found the building- an odd, cylinder shaped building with a cone roof.
To their surprise, Foxleap was already seated in the room, sitting up completely straight and with his eyes trained on the front. The teacher had yet to arrive.
"Foxleap?" Lionblaze asked in disbelief. "You're here early- GAH!"
The ginger whipped his head around faster than a snake and stood up abruptly, causing everyone to jump in surprise. His eyes were wide, wider than normal, and his pupils expanded wildly. His gaze shifted between them all rapidly. His hands were twitching.
"No," Hazeltail moaned.
Jayfeather crinkled up his nose. "I smell sugar."
The entire group paled. "The prize baskets," Berrynose moaned, "there was enough candy in there to last us weeks!"
"All gone," the ginger whispered rapidly, grinning maniacally. "Allgoneallgoneit'sallgone!"
"He's on sugar high!" Cinderheart shrieked.
He was twitching violently. Everyone knew how Foxleap was on a sugar high. They all immediately turned around to leave. A couple Wind kids, namely Harespring and Breezepelt, were trying enter, but they pushed them out.
"What's going on?" Tawnypelt cried out.
Rowanclaw glared heavily at Lionblaze, who was in his way. "We're trying to get in here."
"Get out," Berrynose gasped desperately, trying to blink the sleep out of his eyes. "Get out!"
Everyone stared at him in confusion.
Jayfeather sighed exasperatedly. "Foxleap's on sugar high!"
Harespring shrieked loudly, resembling a fan girl that had just met her idol, and bolted, Breezepelt hot on his heels. Rowanclaw tore out the doors as Foxleap shrieked behind them, "SUUUUUUUUUGAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!"
"RUNNN!" someone screamed.
"Foxleap's gone mad!" someone else called.
The entire campus, full of students trying to get to their first classes, erupted in panic. Everyone was running in different directions, just trying to avoid the potential threat. Lionblaze slammed the door to the Science Building behind him as he got out. He paused. "I don't hear him."
The group of Thunder kids leaned in. Silence from inside the building. Silence was not a good thing.
"Up!" Hazeltail called.
On the cone-shaped roof stood Foxleap. There was a large weather vane that was on the top of the roof, at the very point, with a cat that pointed North as the wind shifted. Foxleap had hooked a rope around it and was walking down to the edge of the roof, holding the other end so he wouldn't fall. He looped the rope around his waist, and Cinderheart noticed, to everyone's dread, that the rope was quite long.
With a Tarzan scream, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Foxleap tore off his shirt and ran off the side of the roof, gripping the rope fiercely, and he swung around the roof in a circle, thanks to the spinning weather vane. Willowshine, who had gotten too close, shrieked as Foxleap dropped something on her head. It was an egg.
"He's got eggs!" someone cried out, and everyone ran, trying to put as much distance between them and the crazy ginger Tarzan as possible. But not everyone got away. Honeyfern's designer shirt was clipped with an egg, Harespring took one to the arm, but to everyone's delight, Nightcloud got smacked in the head. Egg yolk and goop dripped down her perfectly curled black hair.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" the diva shrieked angrily. "THAT'S IT!"
The girl ducked inside the building, spraying egg as she walked, and the Thunder kids backed up even more. They were out of throwing distance now, and so was everyone else. Foxleap had lost his momentum and was using the rope to climb back up to the weather vane, most likely to run and jump off again. A hatch opened on the roof and Nightcloud stormed out, fuming and bright red in the face.
Foxleap's wild eyes lit up. "JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE!" he screeched, running at her. Nightcloud shrieked, regretting what she'd done, and tried to get back down the hatch, but Foxleap scooped an arm around her waist as he ran and jumped off the building. Nightcloud screamed loudly and frantically as she was swung around by Tarzan Foxleap, then dropped into the grass, her milk-white jeans covered in grass stains.
Icecloud whooped loudly, and then there was a round of smattering applause. Foxleap was back at the weather vane again, and he drummed his fists against his chest, howling. "FOR THE SUGAR!" was his battle cry as he swung off the roof again, raining the bystanders with more eggs. (Seriously, where was he getting those?)
"What in the blazes is going on here?!" called a professor with shaggy black and orange hair and wide glasses. He looked oddly familiar, but nobody could distinguish him at the moment.
Everyone pitied the poor man as Foxleap picked him out and tossed a flurry of eggs on him.
The man took off his glasses, staring in awe from Foxleap to his egg-covered suit, before he fainted, falling back on the grass.
Bang.
What a way to start the first day!
But, then again, this was Warriors. What should you expect?
