Disclaimer: Question: why would I be on if I owned Inuyasha? Wouldn't I be better spending my time drawing the actual manga instead of ENDING it? I finished it and I'm a little depressed now…

Note: Rumiko Takahashi, what is with the open endings? With Ranma ½ you never answered ANY questions! I'm almost wary to read Lum now, you know that? I'm afraid to have my heart further broken with another open ending! You know who knows how to write a good ending? The creator of MAR! The ending had so many twists it blew my MIND! And the guy who wrote Ichigo 100 was pretty good too.

More Important Note, I guess: The original title of this chapter is Everything That Could Go Wrong but because that's too many characters, I had to edit it to Everything That Could Go Bad.

Bundle of Joy

Inuyasha smirked, rocking dangerously in a dining chair. "I can't believe the rest of the gang totally ditched us instead of the other way around."

"They're probably trying to set us up," Kagome replied, combing Mizuko's hair.

Inuyasha rolled his eyes. "Judging by Eriko's mischievous smirk, yeah, that's probably what's going on."

Kagome smiled and turned little Mizuko around. "There, Mommy's done!" Mizuko's short hair had been pulled into adorable ponytails on either side of her head.

"Yay! Does Mizuko wook prettiful?" Mizuko asked her Daddy with wide eyes.

Inuyasha smirked, "Obviously."

"As pretty as Mommy?" Mizuko pressed.

A faint blush spread across his face as he took a deep breath and answered, "Yeah, as pretty as Mommy."

Mizuko lit up and looked up at her now tomato red Mommy. "Mommy's very pretty, right Daddy?"

Inuyasha sighed, redder than before, "Yes, Mommy's very, very pretty. Daddy thinks Mommy's beautiful, prettiest in the world!" He went a little overboard but this subject was making him uncomfortable.

Kagome's eyes widened. He's probably just lying. Despite that, her face was unbearable rouge.

Mizuko smiled then turned to the television. Kagome was watching her favourite soap and the two main characters were dealing with their delinquent daughter. The whole situation had revealed that the parents had been arguing too much and hadn't been kind enough with each other. It also made them realize how much they loved each other and their family. And it made them make out for a full ten and a half minutes.

"Why do you watch this show?" Inuyasha inquired, utterly disgusted.

Kagome sighed, "Usually there's more romance than…well…this…"

Mizuko looked at it with wide eyes. Then she looked at her parents. Then back at the screen. Parents. Screen. Parents. Screen. Parents. Screen… "Um, Mommy? Daddy?"

"Huh?" Both turned to the little girl.

Mizuko bit her lip then played with her fingers. There was an awkward silence before it got even more awkward. "Um, how come Mommy and Daddy never does dat?"

Inuyasha and Kagome's eyes grew to the size of the moon. Inuyasha choked on air and Kagome gulped. "Umm…err…" they stuttered.

Mizuko tore her eyes away from the screen and looked at her parents with wide, inquisitive eyes. Filled with wonder and hope, the kind that showed a fragile girl whose soul existence rested upon the fact that her family was a family like the ones they see on TV.

"Um…because of you!" Inuyasha managed, "We…" he looked at Kagome, his face a bright red.

Kagome sputtered with a face in a matching shade. "…don't think that it's something you'd wanna see…"

"Daddy does that with stepmommy," Mizuko answered, "So why not with Mommy?"

Kagome turned to glare at Inuyasha. "Wouldn't I like to know?"

Inuyasha stared at the ground. "Daddy kinda forgot that Mizuko was here…"

Mizuko smiled, "Forget Mizuko is here again."

Kagome and Inuyasha looked at each other. "It's not that easy…"

"Mizuko wanna see Mommy and Daddy do that!" she giggled.

Inuyasha sighed. What the hell kinda kid did I end up with?! Why does this kinda shit ONLY happens to US! It's not fair!

Kagome stuttered, "B-but…"

Mizuko stared at them with wide eyes and her bottom lip trembled.

"Keh, fine," Inuyasha swallowed and leaned in towards Kagome. Who took a couple of seconds to realize that Inuyasha had actually agreed to it!

Their lips got closer and closer until…

"The door's open, I figured you got my text…" Kikyo stopped right in her tracks when she saw what her boyfriend was doing with Kagome. "Inuyasha?!"

Inuyasha abruptly pulled away. "Kikyo! Wait!"

But she just turned heel and ran. "I never wanna see your cheating face again Taisho!"

Inuyasha's shoulders slumped, "Shit."

Mizuko slumped, "Mizuko do bad?"

Kagome nodded, "Mizuko do very bad."

Mizuko looked downward and crawled towards Inuyasha. "Sorry, Daddy."

Inuyasha looked at her with a sad smile, "It's not really your fault. It's Daddy's fault for leaving the front door open. Daddy'll talk to Stepmommy tomorrow and fix everything. Kay? Don't worry!"

Mizuko smiled, "Good, cuz Mizuko feel very bad if Daddy wasn't happy."

"Daddy'll feel very bad if stepmommy wasn't happy," Inuyasha responded.

"Mommy, too," Kagome added.

-After a couple of hours-

The whole Kikyo thing was put out of their minds for the moment as they were having a general family moment.

"Yes, Mizuko, he's not very smart!" Kagome laughed.

Mizuko pouted, "He's mean, too!"

Inuyasha smiled, "Yeah, he's a real big meanie!"

Then they burst into laughter again.

"Aha!" Eriko cried as she burst in through the window, "Find you little girl!"

Bankotsu swung open the door, "Door was open."

"Damn! I forgot to close it…again," Inuyasha muttered.

"What's this? What's this?" Bankotsu smirked, eyes landing on little Mizuko.

The final three entered and Miroku exclaimed, "Shawty got some 'splaining to do!"

Inuyasha and Kagome looked at each and their shoulders slumped.

"No baby, my ass!" Eriko cried, "Ufufufufufufufufu! Eriko's right again!"

Sango rolled her eyes. "So are you gonna introduce her or else?"

"Mizuko is so cute!" Yuki exclaimed after the gang heard the entire story.

Eriko grinned, "Yeah how old is she?"

Mizuko beamed at all the attention and Inuyasha shrugged, "Two or three, I guess. Ask her?"

Eriko rolled her eyes and bent down to Mizuko's eye level. "How old are you Mizuko?"

"Mizuko two and a half years old!" Mizuko smiled.

Kagome did some mental math. "That means her birthday is in six months!"

Inuyasha rolled his eyes. "Wow, Mommy's good with fractions!"

"Daddy's really annoying!" Kagome retorted and the gang watched in awe.

Bankotsu smirked, "Mommy…? Daddy…?"

Inuyasha sighed, "W-E space D-I-D space N-O-T space H-A-V-E space I-N-T-E-R-C-O-U-R-S-E. WE DID NOT, I REPEAT, NOT HAVE INTERCOURSE. As in, we are both still virgins. I have not 'deflowered' Kagome. I did not partake in an inappropriate act, in which children are created. No one has 'broken the seal'. Mizuko was not created in the joining of my sperm to a Kagome's egg. She contains no amount of my DNA or Kagome's. WE DID NOT HAVE SEX!!I decided to just skip to this."

Eriko rose an eyebrow. "So what's with Mommy and Daddy?"

"She just affixed those roles upon us," Inuyasha shrugged while Mizuko played with Yuki.

"Can I be onii-chan?" Yuki asked.

Inuyasha and Kagome gave him this skeptical gaze.

"Is that a no?" Yuki replied.

Sango shook her head. "Yeah, Yuki, I think that's a no."

Eriko rolled her eyes. "So when do I tell the whole school?"

"NEVER! The whole school CANNOT find out about this. You are NOT allowed to tell anyone else! This is why I didn't tell you at first!" Inuyasha cried instantaneously.

Eriko laughed, "Okay, but this is totally going on my blog."

Inuyasha glared.

"Is Daddy mad?" Mizuko asked.

Inuyasha nodded, "Daddy's very mad at his stupid friend."

Eriko laughed, "You love this, I can tell."

Inuyasha gave her this incredulous look.

"Since when did you refer to yourself in third person as 'Daddy'?" Kagome inquired, pointing out what Eriko meant.

It took Inuyasha ten seconds to figure out that during the entirety of today he had, indeed, been referring to himself in third person as 'Daddy'. "Today, I guess."

Everyone rolled their eyes. Eriko suddenly lit up. "Does this mean that you broke up with Kikyo?"


Uh-oh…Mizuko caused so major trouble. Will he indeed get back together with Kikyo? Will he be able to fix everything? If so, what about him and Kagome? Why did I randomly decided asking these idiotic questions? All these answers and more will probably be in the next chappie.

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