Moi: Bored... Bored... Bored...
Ella: Agreement.
Max: Why are we sitting in an empty hospital room, again?
Moi: Waiting for Gran to get out of surgery.
Max: Right...
Ella: Have any more snacks, V?
Moi: -checks purse- Nup. We already ate the Rice Crispies and the Fruit by the Foot.
Max: -sigh-
Ella: -sigh-
Moi: -sigh-
Everyone: -sigh-
Max: What do we do now?
Moi: -shrug-
Ella: We could make paper airplanes...
Moi: Nah, we did that an hour ago.
Max: We could doodle on the blackboard...
Moi: Nah, we did that, too, like, two hours ago. -blinks- Whoa, comma overload...
Ella: What else is there to do?
Everyone: -thinks-
Max: I got nothing.
Moi: Did we already blow pieces of paper across the floor with straws?
Max and Ella: Yep.
Moi: Darn.
Ella: Ooh! I know what we can do!
Moi: Do tell!
Ella: We can tweet!
Moi: ...my phone's dead.
Ella: Darn.
Max: You can say that again.
(That, surprisingly, took up an entire page in my notebook...)
Moi: That again!
Max: -smacks-
Moi: Ow...
Ella: Let's fine something to do before you two-
Moi: That rhymed!
Ella: -start trying to kill each other.
Max and moi: Okay!
Max: So what do we do now?
Ella: Erm... I hadn't gotten that far yet.
Max: -facepalm-
Moi: So what do we do now?
Everyone: -thinks some more-
Vera's grandfather: -babbles incessantly-
Max: -head(invisible)desk- Does he EVER shut up!? He's worse than Nudge!
Ella: Agreement.
Moi: Ooh! I just figured out how to turn two of my RFs into FFs!
Max: That's awesome, except for the fact that the notebook that the RFs are written in is at home, and we're not.
Moi: -sigh- I know. But when I get home, at least I'll have something to do!
Max: But we have absolutely nothing to do right now!
Moi: SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS! SSSSSHHHHHUUUUUNNNNN!
Max: -blinks- What the...
Ella: -cracks up- You gotta love Charlie the Unicorn!
Max: Who?
Vera: Seriously, DON'T ASK!
Ella: Thinking of that, what's the point of the What? fic?
Moi: -giggles- Oh, that. The first chapter is just the letter "H", but it gets better, I promise
Max: I guess so... I mean, you already told us it's going to be around 67 chapters long, not counting the A/N ending chapter that'll explain everything...
Moi: -smacks- Don't give anything else away!
Max: -rubs head- I wasn't planning on it!
Ella: -giggles- LIAR!
Max: -smacks- Shut up!
Moi: -lol-
Max: Hey, I just got an idea!
Ella: Ooh, what?
Max: Let's take the table apart and put it back together!
Moi: AWESOME idea!
-group highfive-
(One hour later...)
Moi: That was AWESOME fun!
Max: I know, right?
Ella: Totally.
Moi: Okay, so... what do we do now?
Everyone: -looks at each other- Food!
(In the nonstarbucks)
Ella: So why is it called a nonstarbucks?
Moi: Because it used to be a Starbuck's, but it isn't anymore.
Ella: Oh, okay...
Max: -grabs seventeen bags of chips- I want these!
Moi: Max, that's SEVENTEEN bags of chips.
Max: So?
Moi: Each bag is EIGHTY-NINE cents.
Max: So?
Moi: That's $15.13, not counting tax.
Max: Oh...
Ella: -cracks up-
Max: Can I still get some of them, though?
Moi: -eyeroll- Yes, Max. We can afford SEVEN bags of chips. That'd only be $6.23.
Max: Yayness! -skips off-
Moi: I wonder about that girl sometimes...
Ella: -holds up fruit salad- I'm getting this.
Moi: Okay... -looks around- Ooh! Barbeque chips! Me want! -lunges-
Ella: -eyeroll- You two are ADDICTED to chips...
Moi: C'mon, let's go buy this schtuff... And to keep you guys -looks at readers- occupied, here's an interesting conversation that happened sometime last weekend...
Moi what thehuiohcbvydsssssssssssssssssbgvceu67ctw8ny7a
Moi: vdrnytugbiuhelpgyuuuucbgtrmebgeua7sbgevilkbgyeriuxupersongyubigriybtryingbygirxnutobgcybxfckidnapbvgyexumecwnh
M.G: WTF?
Someone Unknown: Hi, everyone! I heard about a serial killer in Skittles' bathtub taking over her computer, and I just HAD to try it. Vera isn't here right now, in case you're wondering.
M.G: You're Java, aren't you?
SU: -leaves for a second-
SU: Sorry, I heard someone screaming. I had to make sure they were all tied- I mean, I had to make sure they were okay. And no, I'm not Java.
Skittles: Max?
Skittles: Ella?
M.G: Janica? Norman?
Skittles: Spongebob?
Skittles: Gary?
Skittles: THE DOORMAN!
SU: No, no, no, no, no, and no.
M.G: One of the Johns?
M.G Checkers?
SU: No and no.
Skittles: The serial killer in Vera's bathtub?
SU: No.
M.G: The cat?
SU: No.
Skittles: Iggy's Celery?
SU: No
M.G: Yuki?
Skittles: M.G?
SU: No and no
Skittles: Her sister, mom, or other family members?
SU: No
M.G: Vera?
Skittles: Vera's ghost?
SU: No and no
M.G: Vera's other personality?
SU: No
M.G: Sparky?
SU: No
Skittles: Saint? Fang?
SU: No and no
Skittles: SQUIDWARD!
Skittles: -glomps-
SU: No
SU: -bites-
Skittles: Yow!
Skittles: Dude!
Skittles: -bites back-
Skittles: You taste like evil...
M.G: How does one taste like evil?
SU: -kills Skittles using superawesome v- I mean, kills Skittles-
Skittles: Don't ask me, it's the one that does.
Skittles: -deadness!-
M.G: Vera... I know it's you. Maybe. I dunno...
Moi: bgcybsuchicagoguisnrgyevilbgyugeneticallybgyubxxniuwncxenhancedbngyubftrdvestgvampirevftrvyhvyuby
SU: I'm not Vera.
SU Does anyone have any other guesses?
Skittles: -holds a knife to your throat- Tell us who the fnick you are or else!
SU: -evil smile- Your petty little knife won't kill me.
M.G: Aren't you dead Skits?
Skittles: MG, shush it.
Skittles: I KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!
SU: Who am I, then?
Skittles: You are either Percy Jackson or Kronos!
SU: Neither.
Skittles: Shoot!
Skittles: Well, your someone that bathed in the river styx or whatever otherwise this 'silly little knife' would kill you.
M.G: Chi diavolo sei? Ci dicono ora.
Moi: vftaebvampirebbgyebus
M.G: Wait.... Vampire?
SU: Why would you think that?
M.G: You are a vampire...
M.G: Edward!
SU: No
Skittles: ALICE!
Skittles: Attalia!
SU: No
Skittles: Aro!
M.G: Rosalys!
Skittles: Caius!
Skittles Marcus!
SU: No, no, no, no, no, and no
Skittles: Jasper!
SU: No
Skittles: Emmett!
SU: No
M.G: Mahonee? Did she escape?
SU: No
Skittles: Esme!
SU: No
Skittles: Bella!
Skittles: Renesmee!
SU: I believe you would call me an oak, whatever that is.
M.G: An oak?
Moi bgftwyocbyucbwocbygubwocbfyyyysuocbgyebwaocbgyugw
SU: If you would excuse me for a moment.
M.G: Words I've picked out of the random letters: Genetically, and vampire...
M.G: Genetically enhanced vampire!
Skittles: Who's a genetically enhanced vampire?
M.G: I dunno... But that's what's in there...
SU: I am back.
Skittles Your a genetically enhanced vampire!
M.G: GENETICALLY ENHANCED VAMPIRE!
SU: -blinks- Why would you think THAT?
Skittles: Because...M.G said so...
M.G: I pulled it out of the random letter typing things...
Moi: gyvuebherbgyucinynamebngcsnuisbgcyiuxyuchicagoibgyuebymybbgvxymybbgxaiunzxygexbodyguardbbfxxeyjkznegy
SU: That is odd.
M.G: Chicago!
Skittles: name, guard, chicago
SU: Who's Chicago?
M.G: You're Chicago!
Moi: bgcazynyesbgyesnngyuzkehelpbgxyudngxymegyrdzu
M.G: Help me?
Skittles: You're Chicago! Vera's bodyguard!
Chicago (yes, she's Chicago): Help who?
Moi: bgfaznyiunyexbodyguardbyenxysgnshebngyurknzbukidnappedbgyzuynzuymebgyinzyau
M.G: Vera's been kidnapped by her bodyguard Chicago?
Skittles: You're her exbodyguard who kidnapped her...
M.G: Ah... Ex-Bodyguard.
Moi: bfgnjuybtsavebgfyunmebgyrznuagkyshenzgyiugoingbg4yzneyutobfzyuenjkillbxeybumebfysujgyj
Skittles NOO! YOU CAN'T KILL VERA!!
M.G: Save me she's going to kill me? YOU CAN'T KILL V!
Chicago: -blinks- I'm sorry, but I have no idea what you're talking about.
Skittles: YAHH! -attacks with a wooden stake-
Moi: bvftebsumommyvftujbsxvtdbx
Skittles: GAH! -fights-
M.G: -attacks-
Chicago: I AM A GENETICALLY ENHANCED VAMPIRE! NOTHING CAN STOP ME! -evil laughter-
Moi: bgazymahoneebngggggg
M.G: -lights match-
Skittles: MAHONEE!
M.G: Mahonee?
Chicago: Did I not say genetically enhanced? -destroys lighter with mind-
M.G: What does she have to do with anything?
Skittles: M.G GET MAHONEE! She can stop her!
Moi: bgxyumahoneebgyuscanbgyaxknjybgkillbgxyeuchicagobdeax
M.G: I don't know where she is!
Skittles: MG! -tackles- GET HER!
Moi: bgyehmgyuibgxyoubxyrujidiotbgfyxuxfhj
M.G: MAHONEE! GET YOUR A$$ IN HERE!
Mahonee: What?
M.G: ATTACK!
Chicago: -tries to destroy Mahonee with mind-
Chicago: -fails-
Moi: bfyzunuyyaynessbgxygnert
Mahonee: -smirks- -attacks-
Chicago: -bites-
Skittles: Even when she's about to die she still manages to say yayness...
Mahonee: -hisses- -kicks-
Chicago: -expects Mahonee to start screaming in pain-
M.G and Iggy: -watch-
Mahonee: AH! -lunges-
Chicago: Eraflytransgeeks! ATTACK!
Mahonee: Okay, WTF?
Max: -grin- I killed all of the Eraflytransgeeks, Chicky.
Mahonee: -spits in Mahonee's hair-
Mahonee: Thank you Max! -lunges at Chicago-
Moi: bgfyubznyxeraservbgyuxienkuflyboybzfathyutransformerbotsbgydsjmgeeksbgryzbjarebgxyskneraflytransgeeksbgyabrj
Chicago: -punches Mahonee-
Mahonee: Nice try, but I'm no Rosalie! -bites-
Chicago: -kicks-
Mahonee: -attacks-
Chicago: -punches broken leg-
Mahonee: AH! That. Is. It. -phases-
Chicago: -morphs into Eraser-
Mahonee: -snarls-
Chicago: -snarls in reply-
Mahonee: -lunges-
Chicago: -bites multiple times-
Mahonee: -tackles-
Chicago: -scratches-
Mahonee: -bites in reply-
Chicago: -latches teeth onto throat-
Mahonee: -throws off- -digs claws into skin-
Chicago: -licks-
Mahonee: -pauses- -shakes head- -bites-
Chicago: -pouts-
Mahonee: -phases back- Okay, WTF is your problem?
Chicago: -morphs back- What the heck is YOUR problem!?
Mahonee: I HAVE no problem! I don't go around kidnapping my creator...
Chicago: Because, like, you're naked and Iggy is standing RIGHT THERE
Mahonee: Iggy is blind.
Chicago: Damn. -pause- What about Carter?
Mahonee: -smirks-
Iggy: I'm here! Why are we talking about me?!
Chicago: Because Mahonee's naked.
Iggy:...this is a bad day to be blind...
Ella: -slaps-
Mahonee: M.G has no clue where he is. Probably off with some chick.
Mahonee: And Iggy? Perv.
Iggy: -slaps back- Don't be touching me, chica!
Ella: Iggy, I have Max. And I'm not afraid to use her.
Iggy: All of the boys and all of the girls are begging to if you seek amy! Oooohhhh
M.G: Iggy, seriously? Wow.
Mahonee: And Chicago, let Vera go.
Ella: With the taste of your lips I WAS on a ride, but not anymore. :P
Iggy: Shut up...it came on Pandora...
Chicago: -b----slaps Mahonee-
Skittles: Am I sensing a song fight?
Iggy: No...
Iggy: I hate everything about you.
Mahonee: -roundhouse kicks Chicago-
Skittles: I think I am.
Ella: Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated!?
Chicago: OOF! -eats-
Mahonee: You can't eat me! Vampire skin is way too tough. B----.
Iggy: Just shut up and drive!
Chicago: Have you not seen Jasper's scars? I can bite you. Which means I can eat you.
Skittles: Oooh! This one uses lyrics...Courtney and Tori's was just songs titles...
Ella: Ignore me if you see me 'cause I just don't give a s---.
M.G: COBRA STARSHIP!
Iggy: Your a hot mess...
Mahonee: -facepalm- And Chicago, Jasper is an effing pansy compared to me...
Ella: -slaps- Since you been gone, I can breathe, for the first time!
M.G: And I'm falling for you...
Chicago: I'm genetically enhanced, cagna.
Mahonee: You so got that from Vera, who got it from M.G.
Chicago: Do you think I CARE? -morphs again-
Mahonee: -phases again-
Mahonee: -growls and lunges-
Chicago: -attacks-
Iggy: My life would suck without you!
Skittles: When did Iggy suddenly want Ella back?
M.G: What is with all the Kelly Clarkson?
Mahonee: -dodges attack-
Ella: One thing leads to another!
Max: Ooh... Vanessa Amorosi...
Chicago: -snarls-
Mahonee: -snarls in reply-
Iggy: I can't think of a song to reply... -pause- OH! I got it... -another pause- Maybe...
Skittles: Just do it.
Iggy: Over and over, I fall for you!
Ella: Communist!
Max: Sweetie, it's "My friend, the communist".
Ella: -smacks-
Iggy: I make them good girls go bad.
M.G: Communism, or French toast?
Iggy: -facepalm- Why must you quote our science teacher?
Mahonee: -bites Chicago-
Chicago: -purrs-
Skittles: Lol...it sounds like Mahonee is saying she's biting the actual place Chicago...lol
Mahonee: -phases back again- Are you a cat or something? What?
Ella: Get over it!
Max: Actually, it's "Will I get over it?"
Ella: -smacks again-
Chicago: -morphs back- Uh...
Mahonee: No answer, huh b----?
Skittles: Backles!
Chicago: Whore!
Skittles: TWEET WHORES!
Mahonee: Sadistic kidnapper!
Chicago: SLUT!
Skittles: SLUTTY SADISTIC KIDNAPPER!
Mahonee: A$$hole!
Chicago: DUMBA$$
Iggy: You sound like Walter...
Mahonee: Tramp!
Chicago: Brissa lover!
Mahonee: Okay, what?
M.G: -facepalm-
Chicago: Volturi member!
Mahonee: -gasp- I'd never join those assholes! B----!
M.G: -cough- -cough-
Mahonee: What?
M.G: Never mind. It's H1N1. I'm sure those Thessalon people purposely breathed on me...
Max: Mahonee, what about Eleazor and Carmen? Do you think THEY'RE assholes, too?
Mahonee: NO! Just, Caius, Aro and Marcus are... And Jane. And Alec.
Moi: bfvtzbuanhelpbgxryygnymebgyuzngjuchicagosbfzyuyeugoinggfawjtocswexcfskillxasetmekjygbty
Mahonee: -sigh- -grabs Vera and pushes her away from Chicago- -attacks Chicky-
Chicago: -dies-
Moi: You owe me a new bodyguard...
Moi: THAT was fun... And here's another Christie and Bob skit!
Christie: This just in!
Bob: Apparently, that girl we talked to earlier, Skittles, has gone missing.
Christie; Her whereabouts are currently unknown.
Bob: She disappeared suddenly while chatting with two of her tweeps, M.G and Vera
Christie: Didn't we talk to Vera as well, Bob?
Bob: Why, yes we did, Christie.
Christie: Skittles has yet to reappear.
Bob: Any information would be greatly appreciated.
Christie: If you DO have any information, please call ####################
Bob: THAT'S not a short number at all...
Christie: -smacks- And that's the end of this new bulletin
Bob: Cat food!
Moi: And that's all I have to say...
Max: Ci
Ella: Oa!
Moi: Bye... R&R?
