A/N: Hey! It's me, finally updating this story with the chapter all about getting the 2 love birds together! I'm sorry for those of you who have been waiting for an update on 'Separated We Are'! I am ON that! But before we get started with the chapter…

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The reason? Coz I'm hosting a contest! Yup, that's right! Please enter, too, I don't want to embarrass myself and have no one enter! I won't list all the rules here, you can look at my profile to see that, but I'll tell you the theme! The gang is a group of secret agents! FUN-NESS! So go see my profile to check out more about this!

AND I also want you guys to try out this uber cool idea with me! All you guys have to do is ask Sokka a question, any question you like! It can be Avatar related like 'Why do you like meat?' or 'What is Aang's worst fear?' or it could be something so unrelated to Avatar, us Avatards will be screaming our heads off like 'Why is the grass green?' or 'What is the REAL reason to life?' Then Sokka will post the answers to these questions in a very special-edition entry of 'Sokka's Diary'! And who knows? Maybe if it goes well, I'll start a whole story dedicated to people asking Sokka questions! You can PM me these questions or you can ask them in a review, whichever you prefer!

And now… TO THE DISCLAIMER! DUH DADA DDDUUUHHH!!

Sokka: What the freak was that?

Me: What?

Sokka: That 'dadadadada' thing! Seriously, what are you taking?

Me: That was just my superhero-theme-music-transition-melody-type thing!

Sokka: Right. That's normal. Okay, so, Tangy doesn't own Avatar: The Last Airbender. Thank the Spirits for small miracles…

Sokka's Diary

Entry 12

SPIRITS! THIS IS SO FREAKING HARD! YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HARD THIS IS! DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD THIS IS? DIDN'T THINK SO! YOU HAVE NO IDEA! IN FACT, I DON'T EVEN HAVE ANY IDEA HOW HARD IT IS! THAT'S HOW HARD IT IS! AND ANOTHER THING! WHY IS THE SKY BLUE? SERIOUSLY, WHAT'S UP WITH THAT? MAYBE I DON'T LIKE BLUE! MAYBE I LIKE PURPLE! I WANT A PURPLE SKY, DANG IT! PURPLE!

PPPPUUUURRRRPPPPLLLLLEEEE!!



T.T

Hee hee! I drew a mad face!

Okay, I guess you guys want to know AAALLLLLL about out latest attempts to bring Aang and Katara together, right? Heh, heh, WRONG! You DON'T want to know, coz I said so! So, GO AWAY!

…Okay, so this is what happened.

Me and Toph were being bored and stuff coz of the whole new episode delay, and we decided, "What the hey? We'll get Katara and Aang to realize their undying love for each other today!" After all, the Air Nomads were the most love-centered people in the world! And we were staying at one of their temples and stuff, so that's what we did! We got Aang and Katara together!

Or at least, that's what we attempted.

THIS IS SO FREAKING HARD!

First, we brainstormed. Then, we thought about this more. Then, we brainstormed even more, and we thought about it more and we thought, and we brainstormed, and we couldn't think of ONE freaking thing! And then we thought and brainstormed MORE and we still couldn't think of a plan!

Then, Zuko the Jerk comes over and he's all, "…What are you doing?"

…Well, I guess it DID look kind of weird with me and Toph, the loud ones, sitting in one spot for hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours…

Okay so maybe we didn't sit there for THAT long, but still, you got the idea, right?

Anyway, Zuko the Jerk was all, "What are you doing?" and we were all, "Nothing!" And then he comes over and he threatens me with a stick! A STICK! Dude, do you know how scary sticks are?! NO, YOU DON'T! You have NO idea of the absolute terror! What else could I do except tell him what we were doing?

So I told Jerkbender that me and Toph were thinking of plans to get Aang to make out with Katara, then Toph got all mad and she hit me with a rock… a big rock… you don't want to know where she hit me with it either. Let's just say, I was in pain for a long, long, long, long, long, long, long, LONG time.

Ouchy…

Surprisingly, Jerk-y, not to be confused with jerky: the delicious snack food, wanted to help us!

O.O

Hee hee! I drew a surprised face this time!



See, Zuko said that he was tired of Aang always staring at Katara during their firebending lessons. And then he said that he knew they were perfect for each other, so he decided to help us out from now on!

Yay. We get a jerk to help us. Fun. Not!

…Okay, so maybe I was relieved, but don't tell the Jerk! I'd never live it down! He'd shove it down my throat until I choke on it! CHOKE ON IT!

So, we thought some more. And, I can't believe I'm saying this, ZUKO came up with the first idea!

Stupid jerk, I could have come up with a plan first if ZUKO hadn't come over and decided to help! Why did he have to turn all nice, anyway? CURSE YOU NICE PEOPLE!

So, Jerk said that all girls like to get presents and lots of mushy stuff. So, all we had to do was get a nice present for Katara, leave a note that says it's from Aang, and then Katara falls into Aang's arms like she's a wet noodle!

HUZZAH!

…But my idea would've been better…

So, we decided to weave Katara a bracelet to match that one necklace Aang made her before we went to see that Fortune Teller, Aunt Who or something like that. Shoo? Maybe that was it… no! It was Aunt Moo! Yeah, that's what it was.

Anyway, me being the awesome dude (I learned that word from TV! …now, what's a TV again?) that I am, was making the bracelet and me, STILL being the awesome dude that I am…

…tangled it. But it wasn't my fault! There was this INSANE turtle-duck that came out and attacked me! He took the bracelet and he ran off, so I chased after him, right? Yeah, so I catch up with it, and I'm all, "Freeze, sucker!" and it's all, "Quack, quack, quackity!" and I'm all, "Prepare to meet your doom, Mr. Ducky-kins!" So the turtle-duck drops the bracelet, which is now tangled, and waddles away!

The nerve…

Okay, and MAYBE I got rreeaallllyy confused on what to do and how to weave it, and I MIGHT have messed up… BUT IT WAS MAINLY THE TURTLE-DUCK!

Ooh, I'll get that Mr. Ducky-kins!

…You know, maybe…

But the important thing is, we finished the gift! …After Zuko weaved it… and I got to write the message since the whole weaving thing didn't work out. And so, we left the present by the door to Katara's room, and the three of us behind the corner to watch what was to unfold…

Unfold… that's a cool word, isn't it? Unfold… yeah, I like that! And it's BIG! Cool…



Katara came out of her room, and she found the present on the ground. So she opened it up, she smiled this really big smile, and then read the note. That's when things turned sour.

Hee hee! Sour's a funny word, too! Sour, sour, sour, sour, sour…

When Katara read the note, she got this confused look on her face. Then me and Jerk Man got confused, too. Toph couldn't see Katara's face, obviously, so she didn't have a clue. Then Katara called out my name.

So, I went over there, scared out of my wits that my sister, my own flesh and blood, would bite my head off.

It's a common thing to be scared of. DON'T MOCK ME! Coz it hurts me… right here… wait, that's my kneecap, not my heart… moving on!

So I get over there, and Katara asked why I was being so nice. And I asked what the freak she was talking about. And that's when she showed me the note on her present. Here's what it said:

Katara,

In the past, I have hidden my feelings for you, but no longer. I love you, even if, at times, it doesn't seem so. Take this present as a token of my newly revealed feelings.

Love,

Sokka

Yeah, that's right. I signed MY name at the bottom! Not Aang's, mine!

STUPID, STUPID, STUPID! I need to beat myself over the head with, dare I say it, a STICK!

And if I reacted this way to my OWN stupidity, just imagine how Zuko and Toph reacted! I was threatened with a stick AND a rock!

I have been traumatized for life…

So, we had to think of another plan since, obviously, that last one didn't work, thanks to SOMEBODY!

…Wait, that was me…

And then Toph, being such a know-it-all, came up with another idea! BEFORE me! AGAIN!

Why, why does the world hate me?

Toph said that music brought lots of people together, so why not Aang and Katara? So, the plan was to play some romantic music, Aang and Katara dance together, and then BANG! All is right with the world!



Okay, so there'll still be the war with the Fire Nation, but everything will be right in Sokka Land! The land in which there are no Fire Nation, everyone is sarcastic, veggies are illegal, Aang and Katara are together (or they WILL be), and meat is served for every meal of every day!

YYYAAAAAAAAAYYY SOKKA LAAAAAANNND!!

:D

Hee hee! This time I drew a happy face! But it's sideways…

Yeah, so I play that little guitar/mandolin thingy, ever since we all got stuck in that cave…

…stupid cave, stupid kissing stupid lovers, I HATE HIPPIE-NOMADS!

And Zuko told us that his uncle forced him to learn to play the tsunghi horn, and Toph couldn't play anything, so it was up to… ME AND ZUKO!

Then Toph started laughing hysterically after I pointed this out… I still don't get it…

So me and Zuko decided on a song to play, we got our instruments (don't ask how or where we got them, coz I haven't got a clue), and we went and hid behind a pillar next to a room where Aang and Katara were sitting and talking.

And then, we played.

And THEN, Aang and Katara ran out of the room they were in with their hands over their ears.

And I can't really blame them. Me and Zuko sucked. On ice. On MELTING ice. On melting ice that sucked as badly as we did.

You see, I can only play one note on that little guitar thing. ONE NOTE! I only played it once! What else was I supposed to do, huh? And then Zuko… well Zuko just sucked. And together, we sucked OUT LOUD!! Oh, and on suckish melting ice, don't forget that.

Yeah, and then we all went to our rooms and we fell asleep coz trying to force people to fall in love is hard business!

…And that's it. That's the end of the story, no more to it, that's where we draw the line, that's how our day ended.

THIS IS STILL HARD!

And now, I have to go clean up all the dishes coz, apparently, I LLOOOOVVEE Katara SOOOO much!

Stupid, stupid me! I just had to sign MY name…

T.T



Hee hee! I did it again!

Forever the best smiley face drawer in the world,

Sokka

A/N: LOL! Loved doing all those little faces in there… yeah, I wrote this chapter really quickly, I think. You know, for a 6 page thing. Yeah, so, remember guys, CONTEST AND QUESTIONS FOR SOKKA! And if you have no idea what I'm talking about, go up to the first author's note and read coz I don't want to explain again.

Once again, guys, thanks SOOOOO much for those 108 reviews! I LOVE YOU ALL!! …I think that's the third time I've said that, right? Yeah… but just coz you guys helped me reach my goal doesn't mean you can't stop reviewing, coz NOW my goal is…

150!!

But even if I didn't have a goal, I'd want reviews, so…

REVIEW! OR ELSE I'LL TELL SOKKA TO SHOVE YOU LAZILY IN A WAY THAT DOESN'T HARM YOU IN THE SLIGHTEST!

You better believe you're scared…

Tangy