Zee fancy shmancy random as heck chapter of DNAngel insaneness! Can it be true? Oh, the amazingness!
Dark: Soup. I love soup. Cha cha cha cha cha…soup.
Daisuke: What's up your bumblebee?
Dark: Soup.
Satoshi: I like tomatinos! And stupid TV shows!
Krad: And hot crossdressers?
Satoshi: Yes! I mean no!
Dark: Let's all do drag.
Satoshi: No.
Daisuke: SEXY JUTSU!!!
(silence)
Krad: Daisuke has gone to the better pastures, on the other side of the fence.
Dark: You smell like Seattle!
Satoshi: (sniffs Krad) You smell like cheap liquor!
Krad: I do not!
Daisuke: Do so!
Krad: You're not even in this conversation!
Daisuke: SO?!?!
Hiro: TSUKEBE!
Dark: I am not a freakin' pervert!
Krad: I like Radiohead!
Random Fangirls: WE DON'T CARE!
Dark: Well, I do. And so does Satoshi, or should I say Toshi-san?
Satoshi: Don't call me that.
Dark: Why, Toshi?!
Satoshi: (strangles Dark calmly) Breathe…Satoshi, breathe…
Riku: I love Pringles. And Pringles love me back.
Risa: You suck.
Riku: Well, you blow! Oh snap!
Risa: (faints)
Takeshi: Gimme some lovin!
Riku: (slaps)
(meanwhile, with Dark and Daisuke…)
Dark: Let's drink COFFEEEEE!!!
Daisuke: COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE IS A REALLY WEIRD WORD ONCE YOU SPELL IT TWO OR THREE TIMES…COFFEE! YAY!!!!!!!!
Dark: I'm glad you're having fun, Daisuke.
Emiko: Purple Power RANGERS!
Kosuke: That's right, Emiko. Purple Power Rangers. Let's go home now, okay?
Daiki: BUBLAJKJASLD!!!!
Dark: WTF!?
Daisuke: It's okay, Dark. You wouldn't understand.
Masahiro: VOGONS OF DOOOOOM!
Takeshi: Omigod! They're so scintillatingly ugly!
Masahiro: No freakin' duh. They're Vogons, ya numbskull.
Satoshi: 弁!
Krad: How'd you learn to pronounce that so well?
Satoshi: Practice.
Dark: Where'd Argentine go?
Daisuke: I dunno.
Argentine: Have no fear, Argentine's here!
Dark: You took five minutes to spell that last "here," didn't you?
Argentine: Yep. But I got it right in the end.
Haru: MOO!
Argentine: Who the heck are you?
Dark: He's gone.
Daisuke: People seem to just pop in and out of this fic, don't they…
Shigure: OHMG!
Krad: Idiot! It's just OMG! There is no H!
Shigure: The H is awesome.
Krad: GET OUT OF HERE.
Daisuke: Well, this is shaping up to be un-angsty, as usual…
Dark: Can you imagine a random crackfic with angst?
(silence)
Krad: No. It's impossible.
Satoshi: BALLOONS!
Kei: Yep, balloons. Let's go eat fish.
Satoshi: And turnips?
Krad: Oh, daddy, I love turnips! (English accent) Please sir, may I have some more?
Dark: (slaps Krad repeatedly across the face) WOO!
Daisuke: HOO!
Dark: That was awesome. …Let's do that again. WOO!
Daisuke: HOO! You're right. I'm gonna put that on Facebook.
Krad: Daisuke has a facebook?
Dark: Yeah. I don't know if anyone cares…
Satoshi: Idiots. I rigged his computer so he can't get on the Internet. His facebook is a Word document.
Dark: Why do they even call them documents? Why not "paperythingys" or "reports" or something like that?
Krad: I don't know.
Daisuke: I want a HUGGLE!
Satoshi: Kk!
Riku: We are the Anti-Yaoi-Hugging Squad!
Risa: And you have violated our number-one rule…
Both: NO BOYxBOY HUGGING!
(collective gasp)
Daisuke: But…but…but…
Dark: Butts? Wher…sorry…
Satoshi: Rest in peace, butt joke that Dark killed…
(moment of silence)
Daisuke: (plays Taps on his invisible trumpet)
Satoshi: It was a good joke while it lived.
(collective nod)
Krad: Okay, funeral's over. Let's PARTY!
Satoshi: No.
Dark: Because then you'll get drunk off M&Ms and kill the DJ.
Daisuke: And then all the cashews will dissolve into fuzz.
Satoshi: That too. That always seems to happen at my parties. I don't even usually have cashews that can dissolve into fuzz.
Dark: Tis special.
Krad: Indeed.
Dark: EXPLOSION!
Daisuke: Um, right. Explosion.
Satoshi: Yep, Dark's been reading the baby books over yonder.
Daisuke: Baby books?
Satoshi: You know, cute animals, rotting-teeth-sweet storylines, the whole deal.
Daisuke: Ah. I see, totally.
Dark: Don't say totally, okay?
Krad: It's creepytastic.
Dark: Do you always add –tastic to the end of any word you utter?
Daisuke: Did you just say utter?
Dark: Yes, I did. What's it to you?
Daisuke: Um…a box of Marshmallow Fluff.
Satoshi: (does his Fluff dance) FLUFF! FLUFF! FLUFF!
Krad: What the heck? Satoshi, why are you dancing to the sound of your own voice?
Satoshi: 'Cos I'm just so gangsta.
Emiko: This curry wrap is SPICY!
Kosuke: Killah spicy!
Nokecat: (Yep, you're finally in this fic. I'm happy I put you in. Hopefully I don't get your quotes wrong…) TUNA! CATNIP! FUZZY!
Krad: Another fangirl?
Nokecat: I'm gonna eat you!
Krad: Um. Well. I've never had a threat like that before.
Nokecat: I love you all!!! (disappears)
Daisuke: (sweatdrops) Well…
Dark: Yep, the psycho fangirls return. Why did we have to be in a crackfic?
Krad: Because I don't have to kill anyone!
Satoshi: BARNEY IS MY BEST FRIEND!
Krad: LIKE OH MY GOSH!!!
Dark: WHY ARE WE ALL YELLING IN CAPS LOCK!?
Krad: BECAUSE BARNEY IS MY BEST FRIEND! OW, ME TOE!
Satoshi: THIS IS REALLY ANNOYING!
Daisuke: Shut the beeeeep up, you beeeeeeps.
(silence)
Dark: Wow. I'm gone.
Daisuke: Where?
(collective nosebleed)
Satoshi: Stop the puppy eyes! It's too freakin' kawaii!
Daisuke: Oh.
Dark: You're gonna make all of us bleed to death.
Daisuke: TOUCHDOWN!!!!!
Satoshi: ULTIMATE FRISBEE TOUCHDOWN! OH SNAP!
Dark: Ba-buh-bah-buh-bleeeeeh!
Krad: You have problems.
Satoshi: Krad, you're the most messed up out of all of us. You shouldn't be talking.
Dark: You tried to kill me.
Daisuke: Me too! Pickle fiend!
Krad: I'm not even stealing any of your demented pickles!
Daisuke: RAWR!!!!
And so it ends.
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