Zee fancy shmancy random as heck chapter of DNAngel insaneness! Can it be true? Oh, the amazingness!


Dark: Soup. I love soup. Cha cha cha cha cha…soup.

Daisuke: What's up your bumblebee?

Dark: Soup.

Satoshi: I like tomatinos! And stupid TV shows!

Krad: And hot crossdressers?

Satoshi: Yes! I mean no!

Dark: Let's all do drag.

Satoshi: No.

Daisuke: SEXY JUTSU!!!

(silence)

Krad: Daisuke has gone to the better pastures, on the other side of the fence.

Dark: You smell like Seattle!

Satoshi: (sniffs Krad) You smell like cheap liquor!

Krad: I do not!

Daisuke: Do so!

Krad: You're not even in this conversation!

Daisuke: SO?!?!

Hiro: TSUKEBE!

Dark: I am not a freakin' pervert!

Krad: I like Radiohead!

Random Fangirls: WE DON'T CARE!

Dark: Well, I do. And so does Satoshi, or should I say Toshi-san?

Satoshi: Don't call me that.

Dark: Why, Toshi?!

Satoshi: (strangles Dark calmly) Breathe…Satoshi, breathe…

Riku: I love Pringles. And Pringles love me back.

Risa: You suck.

Riku: Well, you blow! Oh snap!

Risa: (faints)

Takeshi: Gimme some lovin!

Riku: (slaps)

(meanwhile, with Dark and Daisuke…)

Dark: Let's drink COFFEEEEE!!!

Daisuke: COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE IS A REALLY WEIRD WORD ONCE YOU SPELL IT TWO OR THREE TIMES…COFFEE! YAY!!!!!!!!

Dark: I'm glad you're having fun, Daisuke.

Emiko: Purple Power RANGERS!

Kosuke: That's right, Emiko. Purple Power Rangers. Let's go home now, okay?

Daiki: BUBLAJKJASLD!!!!

Dark: WTF!?

Daisuke: It's okay, Dark. You wouldn't understand.

Masahiro: VOGONS OF DOOOOOM!

Takeshi: Omigod! They're so scintillatingly ugly!

Masahiro: No freakin' duh. They're Vogons, ya numbskull.

Satoshi: 弁!

Krad: How'd you learn to pronounce that so well?

Satoshi: Practice.

Dark: Where'd Argentine go?

Daisuke: I dunno.

Argentine: Have no fear, Argentine's here!

Dark: You took five minutes to spell that last "here," didn't you?

Argentine: Yep. But I got it right in the end.

Haru: MOO!

Argentine: Who the heck are you?

Dark: He's gone.

Daisuke: People seem to just pop in and out of this fic, don't they…

Shigure: OHMG!

Krad: Idiot! It's just OMG! There is no H!

Shigure: The H is awesome.

Krad: GET OUT OF HERE.

Daisuke: Well, this is shaping up to be un-angsty, as usual…

Dark: Can you imagine a random crackfic with angst?

(silence)

Krad: No. It's impossible.

Satoshi: BALLOONS!

Kei: Yep, balloons. Let's go eat fish.

Satoshi: And turnips?

Krad: Oh, daddy, I love turnips! (English accent) Please sir, may I have some more?

Dark: (slaps Krad repeatedly across the face) WOO!

Daisuke: HOO!

Dark: That was awesome. …Let's do that again. WOO!

Daisuke: HOO! You're right. I'm gonna put that on Facebook.

Krad: Daisuke has a facebook?

Dark: Yeah. I don't know if anyone cares…

Satoshi: Idiots. I rigged his computer so he can't get on the Internet. His facebook is a Word document.

Dark: Why do they even call them documents? Why not "paperythingys" or "reports" or something like that?

Krad: I don't know.

Daisuke: I want a HUGGLE!

Satoshi: Kk!

Riku: We are the Anti-Yaoi-Hugging Squad!

Risa: And you have violated our number-one rule…

Both: NO BOYxBOY HUGGING!

(collective gasp)

Daisuke: But…but…but…

Dark: Butts? Wher…sorry…

Satoshi: Rest in peace, butt joke that Dark killed…

(moment of silence)

Daisuke: (plays Taps on his invisible trumpet)

Satoshi: It was a good joke while it lived.

(collective nod)

Krad: Okay, funeral's over. Let's PARTY!

Satoshi: No.

Dark: Because then you'll get drunk off M&Ms and kill the DJ.

Daisuke: And then all the cashews will dissolve into fuzz.

Satoshi: That too. That always seems to happen at my parties. I don't even usually have cashews that can dissolve into fuzz.

Dark: Tis special.

Krad: Indeed.

Dark: EXPLOSION!

Daisuke: Um, right. Explosion.

Satoshi: Yep, Dark's been reading the baby books over yonder.

Daisuke: Baby books?

Satoshi: You know, cute animals, rotting-teeth-sweet storylines, the whole deal.

Daisuke: Ah. I see, totally.

Dark: Don't say totally, okay?

Krad: It's creepytastic.

Dark: Do you always add –tastic to the end of any word you utter?

Daisuke: Did you just say utter?

Dark: Yes, I did. What's it to you?

Daisuke: Um…a box of Marshmallow Fluff.

Satoshi: (does his Fluff dance) FLUFF! FLUFF! FLUFF!

Krad: What the heck? Satoshi, why are you dancing to the sound of your own voice?

Satoshi: 'Cos I'm just so gangsta.

Emiko: This curry wrap is SPICY!

Kosuke: Killah spicy!

Nokecat: (Yep, you're finally in this fic. I'm happy I put you in. Hopefully I don't get your quotes wrong…) TUNA! CATNIP! FUZZY!

Krad: Another fangirl?

Nokecat: I'm gonna eat you!

Krad: Um. Well. I've never had a threat like that before.

Nokecat: I love you all!!! (disappears)

Daisuke: (sweatdrops) Well…

Dark: Yep, the psycho fangirls return. Why did we have to be in a crackfic?

Krad: Because I don't have to kill anyone!

Satoshi: BARNEY IS MY BEST FRIEND!

Krad: LIKE OH MY GOSH!!!

Dark: WHY ARE WE ALL YELLING IN CAPS LOCK!?

Krad: BECAUSE BARNEY IS MY BEST FRIEND! OW, ME TOE!

Satoshi: THIS IS REALLY ANNOYING!

Daisuke: Shut the beeeeep up, you beeeeeeps.

(silence)

Dark: Wow. I'm gone.

Daisuke: Where?

(collective nosebleed)

Satoshi: Stop the puppy eyes! It's too freakin' kawaii!

Daisuke: Oh.

Dark: You're gonna make all of us bleed to death.

Daisuke: TOUCHDOWN!!!!!

Satoshi: ULTIMATE FRISBEE TOUCHDOWN! OH SNAP!

Dark: Ba-buh-bah-buh-bleeeeeh!

Krad: You have problems.

Satoshi: Krad, you're the most messed up out of all of us. You shouldn't be talking.

Dark: You tried to kill me.

Daisuke: Me too! Pickle fiend!

Krad: I'm not even stealing any of your demented pickles!

Daisuke: RAWR!!!!


And so it ends.
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