Chapter 13
"Hey guys, remember when we played SLENDER"?! Leigha screamed as she got to saying Slender.
"Ya". Cato absent mindedly replied.
"THERE'S A SONG"! Liz screamed in his right ear.
"AND WERE GONNA SING IT"! Leigha screamed in his left ear.
"There goes my hearing"... Cato sighed.
Liz and Leigha singing (Screaming in everyone's faces):
Who can make your soul die...
With a passing glance?
Leave a bunch of notes around and make you poop your pants,
The Slenderman! The Slenderman man!
Oh, the Slenderman can 'cause he hunts you in the dark and makes your
nightmares real!
Yeah,
Who's around the corner
Wearing stretchy clothes?
Hiding in a bathroom with no showers or commodes?
The Slenderman! The tentacley Slenderman!
Oh, the Slenderman breaks every child he takes
Drags 'em off to purgatory...
After that it gets quite gory...
How's that for your bedtime story?
Who is right behind you...
As you run in vain?
Who can kill you even if you somehow win the game?
The Slenderman! The Slenderman can!
Oh, the Slenderman can 'cause he mixes you with blood until your bones
taste good...
Ohhh, Slenderman!
"Well that is officaly the weirdist song I've heard". Cato said as the
others nodded in agreement.
"Who wants to hear 'Oh Sandy' by Daily Grace"!? Leigha said.
"No tha- OH SANDY LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO THAT TR- NO THANKS"! Cato
yelled as the girls started to sing anyway.
"Aww"... Leigah sighed.
"But not to worry, we have dares to do"! Liz said as Leigha similed at
Liz spreading the cupcake cheer.
"This one is from RachelTheKola"! Leigha said.
i dare president snow to dance around in a dora the explorer bikini to the
duck song
"F U PATRICK" screams Peeta from floor 69.
"How did we get on floor 69 and who is this Patrick you speak of". Liz questioned.
"I don't know". Peeta said as he munched on a cow.
"All right then. Here is your... Umm... Bikini"... Leigha said as she reluctantly handed the bikini to Snow's out stretched hands. The bikini depicted Boots smoking weed while banging Dora. Tico is running from Swiper the rapist who is trying to steal your virginity.
"Now go change. Hey Leigha did we invest in in an un-scaring machine shit like thing. Liz said as the author thought, Hey, I have no idea what I'm writing.
"The penis levitates off the ground. Finnick announces to the crowd.
"WOOH GO FINNICK!" announces Annie.
"What...oh hey look Snow is- OH DEAR GOD MY EYES IT BURNS"! Liz screamed as she ran to barf in the corner with Peeta and Octovia. Snow then started to sing.
SO A DUCK WALKED UP TO THE LEMONADE STAND AND HE SAID TO THE MAN RUNNIN THE STAND!
BUM BUM MOTHE FUCKING BUM!
GOT ANY GRAPES?!
AND THEN HE WADDLED AWAY WADDLE WADDLE WADDLE! Snow then proceeded to start waddling.
BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BAH! Then Snow jumped into the fangirl pit.
"Cool... Um the next dares and truths are from QisaQ"! Leigha says awkwardly.
Beetee has to create a thingy mah jiggy I don't care what, that can destroy the whole world. Leigha must run a chapter by her self, without Liz. If Liz could be any Hunger Games character for a day, who would she be? And the final truth, who does Snow want to date.
"Ok Beetee go of and make the doomsday device thing". Liz commanded as she pointed at a pile of random building junk in the corner.
"So Snow... please go take of the bikini"! Leigha said as she facepalmed.
"Oh cra-" Peeta and Octovia exclaimed as they went back to barf in the corner.
"Not cleaning that up"! Liz proclaimed.
"Not doing it either". Leigha stated.
"Damnit". Liz swore.
"Ok so Liz, if you were going to be a Hunger Games character for one day, who would you be"? Leigha questioned as she kicked a chair.
"Umm... I would be a random capital citizen for a day because I wouldn't have to do anything. And their is food in the capital". Liz explained.
"Well... that actualy makes sense". Leigha says.
"Well no shit Sherlock that's why I chose that". Liz stated.
"Ok then. Since Snow is back, who do you want to date"? Leigha asked.
"I would like to date Peeta"! Snow said as he hugged Peeta tightly.
"Help... Breathing... Getting...difficult"! Peeta gasped as he struggled to get out of Snow's iron grip.
"I HAVE FINISHED MY DOOMS DAY DEVICE THING BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH"! Beete laughed evilly.
"Cool! We should try it out to see if it works"! Liz said excitedly.
"Do you want to die"?! Beete questioned.
"Why not". Liz said.
"Umm... That's nice Liz"... Leigha said as she took a step away from her.
"OH! LET'S PUSH THE BIG RED BUTTON"! Liz yelled as she ran towards the machine to press the big red button, that was clearly labeled: IF PRESSED WILL MAKE WORLD EXPLODE!
"NO"! Leigha yelled as she dove and tackled Liz. Leigha then proceeded to take of Liz's shoe and throw it across the room.
"No my shoe"! Liz yelled as it landed in the Peeta fangirl pit.
"Whoops"... Leigha said.
"NOOOO THAT WAS MY FAVORITE AND ONLY PAIR OF SNEAKERS! HOW COULD YOU"! Liz screamed as she mourned over the lost shoe.
"Liz"...
"THEY WERE THE PERFECT SHADE OF BLUE"!
"Liz"...
"ABD I DIDN'T HAVE TO TIE THEN IN ORDER TO MAKE THEM STAY ON! I COULD JUST TIE IT TO MAKE IT LOOK PRETTY AND SLIP IT ON"!
"LIZ"!
"What".
"Author powers". Leigha said as she made Liz's shoe appear again.
"Yay"! Liz said as she put the shoe on again.
"Your really weird". Haymitch slured.
"Well that's the end of this chapter! You won't be seeing me next chapter because of one of the dares". Liz said like an excited announcer.
"I'm gonna make sure we blow something up"! Leigha said as she pulled a crate of TNT into the room.
"Umm... Well MAY THE ODDS BE EVAR IN YOUR FAVOR! GOODBYE"! Liz said as she waved at the fourth wall.
"Pickles"! Effie shouted randomly.
