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Chapter 12. Almost at the end. Onyx

That was 5 years ago. Turns out Sasuke's vasectomy didn't work because him and Sakura had celebration sex not long after and her healing chakra accidentally transferred to him, "fixing" the problem. Yet again Sakura was pregnant. 3 months. They hadn't told the kids yet but were having a family dinner. Satoru, his wife Miiko, their son Akihiko, 2, and their daughter Kana, 1, were coming over as were Kiko, her husband Subaru and their twins Suki, girl, and Niou, boy, both 1, Izuna and his girlfriend Reagan, and Kouji with his now wife Kiyo, Michio, now 9, second son Itachi, 5, and their own twins Kin, girl, and Hakkin, boy, both 1. Izuna and Reagan were the last to arrive.

'Hey mum. Sorry we're a bit late.'

Sakura hugged Izuna tight.

'Oh it's no problem. It's not like I haven't been late before, right Sasuke?'

Sasuke Hned as he picked up now 5 year old Tatsu and Yuto Uchiha, the current youngest Uchiha's, both boys. Both were struggling but stopped as soon as they saw Izuna.

'Hey Izuna!'

Izuna grinned back as he and Reagan, a beautiful blue eyed blond, walked into the lounge to see the whole family.

'Wow.'

Izuna raised an eyebrow at Reagan but it finally clicked.

'Oh yeah, this is your first time seeing all of my siblings and nieces and nephews.'

'Yeah, I have only ever met your parents and you don't really talk about the rest of your family.'

'Okay, well might as well start at the top. That's Kouji and he's my eldest brother at 25, next to him is his wife Kiyo, his sons Michio, Itachi and Hakkin and his daughter Kin. There is my other older brother Satoru, his wife Miiko, their son Akihiko and their daughter Kana. My older sister Kiko, she's Satoru's twin and they're both 19, her husband Subaru, and their twins Suki and Niou. My little sister Gin is there, she's 15, Obito and Kagami are the next set of twins, 12, Fumie and Miyoko, 11, Shisui, 9, Akira, Chiyo and Ryou, 7, and Tatsu and Yuto, 5.'

'I'm not sure how you remember all that.'

'I grew up in a big family. I can also name all the godparents of me and my siblings.'

'What about your nieces and nephews?'

'Godparents were my parents thing because of how close they are with so many ninja. By the time even Kouji had his first kid we were running out of godparents so we didn't start. I'm not sure how mum and dad found godparents for the triplets and youngest twins, but they did it.'

'Dinner's ready!'

Soon everyone was sat around the table. Izuna was sat next to Sakura so that made it easier to talk to her.

'Hey mum, after dinner I have an announcement.'

'Okay Izzy. Me and your father have one too.'

'Kay.'

After dinner most of the younger kids ran off playing leaving those over the age of 14 to talk.

'So Izzy, what's your announcement?'

Izuna paused while looking over his parents, siblings and sibling-in-laws.

'Alright, I'm going to be a dad. Reagan is 2 weeks pregnant.'

Sakura squealed and stood up, hugging Izuna and Reagan.

'Congratulations! Oh this feels just like when Kiyo was pregnant with Michio and I was pregnant with Shisui.'

Only Kiko got the hidden message.

'Mum, are you saying what I think you're saying?'

'Yes Kiko.'

Kiko looked at Sasuke in shock.

'Dad, seriously? You have grandchildren and yet you get mum pregnant again!'

'WHAT!'

Kouji and Satoru both looked mad.

'Dad!'

'Hey, don't get angry at me, we've tried to stop. You 2 know as well as I do there has been a failed hysterectomy, and now a failed vasectomy along with other factors I am not bringing up now. Just let your mum explain the rest.'

'Well mum?'

'After this child is born I am going to force my menopause by using my chakra so my healing chakra can't counter it.'

'Isn't that a bit dangerous?'

'I've checked all the risks and your grandma Tsunade has also checked. I will be fine. There are minimal risks but I will be sick for about 2 weeks so your siblings will be going to stay with godparents for that time except for, obviously, the new baby. I will have to wait until after I've finished breastfeeding possibly but the sooner the better.'

'Are you sure it's only one?'

'I'm positive Kiyo. Do you remember when you got pregnant with Michio and I explained my Uchiha tracking skills?'

'Yeah.'

'Well that's how I know.'

8 month pregnant Reagan paused as Izuna walked into their home with Gin.

'Ookay. Hi Gin.'

'Hi Reagan. I'm staying with you and Izuna while mum is sick.'

'Really? I thought you would be helping because your dad has to take care of your mum and your new sister.'

'Oh on it's okay. Yuki's godparents are visiting so they're helping.'

Izuna grinned.

'Uncle Jugo was always great with Kouji. That's what mum told me anyway.'

'And Queen Koyuki?'

'Not sure.'

Over in the main Uchiha house Sasuke paused in the lounge while carrying Yuki. The black haired green eyed 2 month old was definitely a daddy's girl. Sasuke blinked at Jugo and Koyuki.

'What are you 2 doing here?'

Koyuki smiled.

'We're here to see our goddaughter. You know, I did wonder when I first met you and Sakura if you would hook up and you did. But 16 kids? I think you took that too far.'

'We tried to stop at Shisui. The last 6 were all in our quest to stop.'

'And you only thought of the menopause thing now?'

'It was an age thing. Sakura couldn't do it until she was at least over 35.'

'She's 37!'

'I know. We didn't think of it because I had a vasectomy and we thought that'd worked.'

'Did you ever think of protection?'

'Tried it once and didn't like it.'

'Birth control?'

'Sakura's immune system destroys it. It is very difficult to practice safe sex with a medic.'

A month later Izuna burst into the house. Sakura was bottle feeding Yuki and Sasuke was out on a mission.

'Mum! Reagan went into labour.'

'Take her to the hospital.'

'She went into labour this morning while she was in the bath!'

'Shit. We have a problem then.'

'Why?'

'In case you've forgotten Izzy I have 7 of your brothers and 5 of your sisters along with all of your current nieces and nephews!'

'Why would you do that?'

'It's Friday. I always take care of them on a Friday. Look, it's okay I'll be over in a minute. Gin!'

Gin came running down the stairs as Sakura burped Yuki.

'I have to go deliver your next niece or nephew. I need you to look after everyone while I'm gone. Obito! Kagami!'

Said 12 year old twins came speeding into the house from the garden.

'Gin is in charge until I get back. If I see even a picture frame crooked when I get back you will be in serious trouble.'

An hour later Sakura returned to the house after finishing delivering her granddaughter Miya Tsunade. Izuna and Reagan were overjoyed and Sakura was happy to be home to a quiet house. Gin was sat on the sofa waiting for Sakura. She looked a little worn out but that was acceptable when you think of how many kids she was taking care of. 18 kids is a lot for a 15 year old.

'Hey Gin, you okay?'

'Hm? Oh hi mum. Yeah I'm fine. But I'm never doing that again.'

Sakura sat down next to Gin before noticing Shisui was led on the sofa asleep.

'Why is Shisui knocked out?'

'Oh, he was being much more responsible than his brothers and actually helped me with the overflow of one year olds. He collapsed not long after I put Yuki down for her nap.'

Sakura smiled.

'Well at least one of them was being responsible.'