Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or Animaniacs, and I'd like to give credit to iamzim87 once again for today's idea. While it won't be exactly what you suggested it will be close ;). I thought I would let you all know now, but over holidays I will not be uploading. I will be typing, just not uploading so I can spend quality time with family. Anyways….BRING ON THE CARNAGE! (Also, as I wrote the story, I realized I'll be hurting two well-loved characters. So sorry about this! Also there's a bit of gore with the Godpigeon, but…who cares about that &$^#* )

Maelstrom on the Lot

"Goodnight everybody!" –Talking/yelling

'I'm hungry!' –Thinking/thoughts

"HELLO NURSE" –Singing

"GO AWAY!" –Shouting/Angry Naruto

Chapter 12: Pigeon in the Fox House

Last time; 'So, you think you can just leave the goodfeathers eh?' he smirked cruelly and said out loud, "I'll show you what happens to quitters, so watch your back you little piece of crap." He then flew off, back to the city to get some of his boys. Unknown to anyone, he'd be bringing the wrath of a demon upon the lot.

Now; Back at Naruto's apartment

After leaving the park behind our three heroes headed back home to relax until Naruto got home. They had settled down in front of the couch a few hours ago, watching TV. It was during a report about the Looniversity over in acme acres when they heard a loud tapping on a window. Rita sighed and got up, stretching as she said, "I'll check it out, probably Minerva or that Nurse. Ever since Dot got Naruto to go with her on that trip she's been blocking the others off enough that I wouldn't be surprised if one of them snuck over here." She jumped off the couch and went to find out what was.

A few minutes had past there was a scream and the sound of crashing coming from the room over. Squit and Runt gasped and jumped up, running/flying towards the noise with a shout of, "RITA!" when they got there they were horrified by what they found.

Rita was being choked, her neck in the vice like grip of a large, grey Peregrine Falcon. Also standing in the room, only a few feet away, were two more falcons and the Godpigeon. Said pigeon was smirking as he said, "well, well, well. If it isn't my runaway meal ticket." Seeing Runt about to run at him he snapped his finger feathers. Immediately, the falcon holding Rita began squeezing slightly harder. She gasped as best she could, clawing at the bird of prey's foot to try and get it off.

"Ah, ah, ah. No sudden movements, or else," the Godpigeon said sternly. Runt whimpered, but backed down. The Godpigeon smirked and said, "That's better. Now, why don't we all calmly go into the living room to…talk." The other two falcons walked forward, escorting Squit and Runt back into the living room.

Once there, Squit growled out, "what are you doing here you son of a seagull? Didn't Bobby and Pesto tell you? I quit."

The Godpigeon looked around the apartment, ignoring Squit for the moment. "Not a bad place, might just use it when I take care of business." He turned to the two captives and said, "Now, Squit. You think you can just quit the goodfeathers?" he shook his head and said, "oh no, you see you work for me. You will always work for me. You will never THINK of disobeying me."

Feeling brave, Squit spoke through gritted teeth, "Or else what? You'll have me roasted? Stuffed for thanksgiving? I don't care! I've got a good life now and nothing you do to me will ruin it."

The Godpigeon smiled cruelly as he said, "oh? Who said anything about hurting you?" he glanced to Rita, still a hostage in a falcon's claws. "You don't listen to reason, well…I always wanted a cat skin rug."

Runt growled, it coming off more dangerous than ever before. "Leave Rita alone! She's my friend and I won't let you hurt her!" the Godpigeon just stared at Runt, looking bored as he listened to Runt talk.

He turned to the two unoccupied falcons and said, "Shut that mutt up." The falcons nodded before quickly attacking Runt. They both began clawing at his face, making scratch marks appear and bleed within seconds. Runt grunted in pain as he tried to shake them off. Squit gasped as he glared at the Godpigeon.

"You won't get away with this," Squit growled out, clenching his fists tighter at his inability to help his friends.

The Godpigeon smirked, "yeah? And who's going to stop me you little maggot?"

Before more could be said the front door slammed open, shocking everyone in the room. Soon, a cold feeling began to leak into the room as the bad birds began to see visions. They saw themselves being roasted alive and skewered on spits. From outside, a dark voice growled out two simple words that sent shivers down everyone's spines. "I will." Blood red eyes glared from the dark door way, focusing on the Godpigeon.

Out of the darkness came Naruto, only different. His once orange-red fur was now a dark blood red, his fangs having grown out of his mouth and becoming even sharper. His whiskers had become crooked and laid flat against his face. He had a faint aura of red energy surrounding him, feeding to the pure hate he was giving off towards his unwanted guests.

He had been coming home when he heard Runt's grunts of pain. Opening the door silently, he saw the scene before him and saw red. This fat #^$& stain of a bird was hurting his friends, Naruto would make sure he regretted it. Walking in slowly, Naruto let out a low growl filled with bloodlust.

He glared at the falcons attacking Runt and the one chocking Rita and spoke in a low voice, "Get off of them…now." Shaking in fear, the three birds of prey slowly walked away from their victims. They knew they were acting like the prey they hunted, but…that's what they were right now. Prey, and if they weren't careful the apex predator would be get them for sure.

The Godpigeon, in an act of bravery or stupidity, asked, "who the $%^& are you?" he was still shaking, in fact he was shaking worse than anyone else. He had had even worse visons of his death when the fox glared at him solely, seeing his entrails being slowly ripped from his body and burned piece by piece.

"my name is Naruto Uzumaki," Naruto growled out, slowly circling the four birds, slowly lowering himself to all fours as he stalked around them, "but you can call me the guy who's about to tear you apart." As he said this he roared and began attacking the birds.

From off to the side Squit, Rita, and a half blinded Runt were watching everything in awe and slight fear. Squit gulped as there was a loud crack and a scream, "remind me not to make Naruto mad ok?" the dog and cat just nodded, feeling the same way.

Half an hour later

Naruto had finally calmed down, having beaten the four birds within inches of their lives. The Godpigeon himself would probably never fly again, being the master mind behind this entire thing. Sighing to himself, Naruto looked to his friends and started looking their injuries over.

He sighed and said, "We should go find Nurse-san, I want to make sure you all are okay." He threw the beaten birds out his window as he grabbed his keys and walked back to the door. When the others didn't follow he looked back with a raised eyebrow and said, "You coming?"

The three pet/friends were silent. Squit spoke up first, "so…we just going to pretend this never happened?"

"Yep," Rita said, her face impassive and her voice a little hoarse.

"Alright just checking," Squit said. They soon began following Naruto outside and to the Hospital to find Hello Nurse. (I'd write about what happened to the bad guys now, but…I don't want to.)

Chapter 12 END

So…Naruto just beat the #%&$ out of the Godpigeon…awesome. Find out what happens at the Hospital next time on…MAELSTROM ON THE LOT!